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Alex Shoemaker

@alexshoemaker.bsky.social
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I once had a blue checkmark on a bird app before they started letting plebs buy them Mildly interesting sports skeets

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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not enough space in this app for the number of Os in this ooooooooooof
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m sorry did the QB make a minimal effort to make a tackle and just stay on the sideline?
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of course it looks like a bad decision in hindsight. It also looked like a bad decision with foresight and any other sight
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SIR, PAUSE
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw him do stand up (only time I’ve ever seen stand up live) in Mobile a few years ago. Laughed a couple of times in the hour performance. The guy opening for him was much funnier. In his defense, he said he was told right as he was walking on stage that his show was being canceled
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Michael Felder @itsfelder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i am tired of seeing this man's dog.
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Seth Emerson @sethemerson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The QB matchup deservedly has the hype, but Alabama is running the ball with impunity and unless that stops it's hard to see Mississippi State ending the drought in this rivalry.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 27/09/2026
Some Athletic Communications staffer just had to write several paragraphs for a player now that they realize how bad USC looked last night...
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That shadow is awful
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dan Lanning: "Three wins against these guys. I guess if you're interested in winning football games from this area, you should go to Oregon instead of going to a Chris Brown concert."
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m just gonna assume every USC penalty from here on is intentional and dirty
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Disgusting. Don’t want to speculate on a person’s intentions but the mannerisms on the sideline don’t make this guy look like a decent human being
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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SC leaving him on the sidelines is a horrible look. Not required to leave the field but you gotta have more self-awareness than that.
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Cole Wagoner 🦆 🏈 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh my god thats fucking criminal
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ooooooooof
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#5 Indiana has scored five points against North Western. Jayden Daniels must be seething
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Soup is disgusting
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Alex McDaniel @alexmcdaniel.co · 20/09/2026
no matter what happens, the next few hours will be excruciating congrats to my enemies
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me IRL when my $10 bet profits me $12
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For sure
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
About sums it up
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Michigan-Mich St punter drop
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why can’t you be normal screams memeUTEP Michigan score cast with Miners up 7-0 over Wolverines
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thanks. That makes sense I guess but I don’t like it
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trying to figure this out too and why no one addressed it
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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me watching Netflix hoping both teams lose
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
As called by Doug Karsch on Michigan radio:
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan fans storming the field after a Hail Mary win over a directional school is some of the most pathetic shit I've seen in a while. Have some shame losers.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the Ayesha Curry tweet

"I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money ... or Ratings not sure which. I won't be silent just saw it live sry."
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
the clock is expired and nobody has touched the ball. this is ridiculous!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Baylor goes for the 2 points and the win only to get stopped agonizingly short
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Auburn being the normal one is unsettling
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh, Boise State is gonna stress out Oregon per usual huh
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Awful first drive for the Oregon Ducks defense. Heard all offseason about how elite that secondary is and their QB who is eventually gonna sell whole life insurance just torched them for 44 yards on 4/5 passing
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WAP @wetasspword.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ACAB includes umpires
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I woke up at 2 am to watch this game
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Feel gross after watching that
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just opened this app
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Start the countdown to the women’s World Cup next year
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
(it’s “Cobra de Rendición” btw)
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
No I don’t care that’s an SEC phrase
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It just means more (toilet paper)
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
France playing MSloppy
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is this some kind of unfortunate translation or exactly what it looks like?
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 12/07/2026
🚨DADS!🚨 make sure you have made your “flag is a big plus” jokes for switzerland
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Me taking breaks between bites of snacks: "Gotta be in better shape than that at this stage."
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