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Alex Monteith

@alexmonteets.bsky.social
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He/Him Leukaemia survivor Tottenham Hotspur victim Music fan Free Palestine PFP: A photograph of a smug looking bearded fat prick (me). They're wearing a tobacco colour suit jacket and an open collar white shirt with a cocktail in their hand.

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Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 5h
"...but I'm ok" is at the root of so many problems. As others have pointed out, if you believe it's ok for LLMs to do everything but your specialisation then everyone else is going to believe your specialisation is ok for LLMs to do because it isn't *their* specialisation.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 14h
Funeral attire
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A very dear friend and antifascist comrade is facing serious charges resulting from defending migrants housed in hotels in Bristol from a far right march in 2025. He's a father, has £11k in legal fees up front, and may be facing prison time if he doesn't win. Please dobate below.
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Support a Bristol antifascist on trial
Support a Bristol antifascist facing charges for resisting far right attacks
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Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 18h
UK liberal pundits now: "These policies are amazing, I love them so much. Burnham understands what absolutely has to be done." UK lib pundits in 2029: "If you think these policies are good you are a mentally ill, low intelligence child. Things are *very* different from 2026 if you hadn't noticed."
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 16h
youtu.be/vFT7fZA3ybw?...
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Genesis Owusu - DEATH CULT ZOMBIE (Official Video)
YouTube video by Genesis Owusu
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Dr Alex Fitzpatrick @animalarchaeology.com · 19h
The rhetoric of ‘perfection’ is so telling here, just completely minimises the harm being done RIGHT NOW to trans people and immigrants and other vulnerable people. Violence is viewed as an ‘imperfection’, and anyone speaking out against it is seen as ‘cynical’ or ‘negative’.
A post from user Sarah Murphy which reads, “Some v negative responses to posts about Burnham. I understand the cynicism. What I don't understand is the refusal to wait and see and to look for the positives. Politics cannot be about perfection. It's compromise. It's effective communication... and persuasion. Why not be prepared to be persuaded?”
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Danny Kelly @dannykelly.bsky.social · 19h
If I was City I’d just sell the club to someone else who can then claim no wrongdoing. #Chelsea www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Man City guilty charges: Which transfers and trophies happened during Premier League 'sham'?
BBC Sport analyses Manchester City's dominance of English football during the period in which they were breaching financial rules.
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 18h
I'm re-reading His Bloody Project and someone could make such an interesting adaptation of it, ripe for it in fact.
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 18h
I'm so excited about how unhinged Ross Kemp might get on The Traitors
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 18h
In his defence, Doctor Who has looked like AI slop for it's entire existence..
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 20h
This is why I've always disagreed with the idea that "art" is purely subjectively defined. Art is a communication. The listener/viewer completes that communication in recieving it, but it is the intentionality of the creator that makes it art. "AI music" is no more music than traffic noise is.
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having a young child is mad because they can convince you to buy the sort of toot that even their b&m obsessed Nan would turn their nose up at
A really cute air freshener it is a little pink glass bodied character with a wooden ball head with a smiley face on it
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a weird puritan streak to how this article is written where the writer keeps noting that the people who run the business side of porn are normal - they wear gilets and work in 'nondescript offices', as opposed to what? A building shaped like a giant cock? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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‘Online sex workers literally have to bare it all’: why Patricia Nilsson is exposing the world’s biggest porn bosses
As a business journalist, Nilsson began rigorously reporting on the power players of the adult industry, who prefer to remain in the shadows. Along the way, she uncovered how porn has shaped the inter...
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Subset of people will have got trembly knees watching Monty stroking his aubergine. Filth www.instagram.com/reel/Dd068Ry...
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Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If it's even possible to have a favourite song from 'Songs In The Key of Life' this would be mine. "...you have done, what no one thought could be. You brought some joy inside my tears" I am beyond grateful this album exists. youtu.be/30WwRAmpDTM?...
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Stevie Wonder - Joy Inside My Tears
YouTube video by Micah Gwinn
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Footage of the incident has now been released
Infamous video of a group of drunk lads, topless and hitting each other with chairs in a garden
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Spooky Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You will never defeat us" is a very funny thing to say after you've just bailed everyone who was involved in whatever the fuck this was
All five men arrested in RAF base plot are British nationals
The five men who were arrested and subsequently released on bail are all British citizens, home secretary Shabana Mahmood has just told the Labour party conference.

She adds that the scene is “now safe” and the residents living near to the RAF base are now able to return home.

“Let this be a reminder: you will never defeat us,” he says.
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lot's of warmonger stiffies are slowly sagging at the Labour conference
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the news is really newsing right now
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I actually miss bad design, well meaning but absolutely shocking man made designs
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Midwest emo album cover
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reign of Fire
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Went for The Insider in the end. Great film, thought Christopher Plummer in particular stole every scene he was in
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Jussie Northside @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Janice Turner has no background or training in medicine, neuroscience, psychology or psychiatry.
Janice Turner: Is your ADHD diagnosis really helping you?
A huge increase in those claiming the condition as well as receiving Pip to cope with it risks creating a lost generation
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Rue 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In Northern Ireland if you're found guilty of bestiality you have to wear an orange and purple sash and walk through the town streets.
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Gene Kelly Dancing in Singing In The Rain
Alt: Gene Kelly and Donald O'Conner dancing side by side in perfect synchrony during the Moses Supposes number in Singin' In The Rain
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One trilogy to rule them all.
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can #FilmSky help me out please. Want to watch something in the vein of Spotlight, Dark Water, All the President's Men. So an investigative, conspiracy thriller I guess. Any recommendations?
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What the hell??? Paul's walking differently to the other three, what could that mean
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dammitbelle @dammitbelle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you're born in to the right social circles in britain (janice turner's father-in-law was editor of the guardian for 20 years) you can just become a newspaper columnist and have whatever bullshit you come up with on the spot treated as valuable expert insight
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People talk about how transphobic, ableist, sexist and racist British media is, and don't get me wrong, they're right to do so, but not enough people understand WHY. It's because it is an incestuous hive of cronyism and nepotism shot through with abject corruption.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Haven't had a haircut for a while for varying reasons but mostly laziness and it's suddenly taken on a Jim McDonald quality that I am very not keen on.
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck the NY Times but thinking this through was a nice way to kill the last hour or so of the working week
My top ten shows of the 21st Century, in no order;

The Wire
Succession
Game of Thrones
Peep Show
The Office
Severance
The Leftovers
Marianne
Detectorists
Mum
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The NYT 100 TV shows 21st c. list has got Louie at number 41. Voted for by industry figures, notably the creator of Euphoria. Make of all of that as you will.
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The definitive list of "getting stoned in my mate Edd's loft" games
my9games - 9 game covers in rows of three which are as follows;

Tekken 5
Need for Speed: Underground
Red Card
Dave Mirra BMX
SSX Tricky
Manhunt
Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers
GTA: San Andreas
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/09/2026
They used the existence of kids with ADHD and autism to delay and dismantle care for trans youth. Now they're delaying and dismantling care for kids wtv ADHD and autism.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
They arrested a blind man in a wheelchair for supporting terrorism because he held a sign
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
being a journalist in the uk:
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Octogenarians are facing terrorism charges for opposing genocide and that cunt has been charged with criminal damage. This island and most of the people on it needs sinking.
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just turned my bass up to 11 and strapped myself in. #NowPlaying ghostdubs.bandcamp.com/album/oblique
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Oblique, by Ghost Dubs
12 track album
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think this is old news I'm just now discovering but the Charles Dance's family stuff has just broken my brain. Imagine being 14 and your Grandad fought in the second Boer War wtf
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Tristan Grayford @tristangrayford.scot · 25/09/2026
You see it's not terrorism to do criminal damage if you're racist
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
House near me that I've been in love with since I was a kid is up for sale, alas.. www.countrysideestates.co.uk/properties-f...
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Benfleet Road, Benfleet
THIS PROPERTY EXEMPLIFIES THE MODERNIST ARCHITECTURAL STYLE Built in the late 1930's having been deigned by the prominent pioneer of modern industrial design Well Coates. As a Grade Two Star listed pr...
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this isn't conjecture. This is the EXACT reason why one of the quickest ways to shut down a fash with a camera is to start shouting: "this video is brought to you by SquareSpace!" INSTANT demonitization. Because the streaming/social platforms already protect their advertisers more than the state.
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Antipodean singer songwriters have got me in a right stranglehold at the moment
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What fresh hell..?
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They keep saying 'bunghole' on Pottery Throw Down with straight faces and I'm marvelling at their professionalism
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Alex Monteith @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Using Long Promised Road as therapy #NowPlaying
The Beach Boys - Surf's Up
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