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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 1h

These clear plastic shoes you can see peoples toes squeezed into are absolute nightmare fuel for me, biggest ick ever.

Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 3h

As they're back: 14 year old me had a wisdom tooth out, and off my tits on that dentist drug, I serenaded my handsome South African dentist with Liberty X's "Just a Little Bit" in the crowded waiting room

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 11h

Have GBV even ever released 3 lps in a single year?

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 11h

I really like Twisted Teens but I'm not sure we need to hear any more music from them in the year 2026. Chill the hell out guys

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 11h

Oh lovely we've reached the snuff porn part of their fascist depravity

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 15h

I think we're going to batter United and I need someone to tell me to give my head a wobble.

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 18h

Would love to know how/when The Onion took a photograph of the inside of my car?

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 18h

Ignored loads of other replies but chose to reply to this one?

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 20h

Watch compilations of any centre back from that era and half the tackles would be reds in todays game. Not even a hint of a foul in this. 8 yellows and 0 red cards in over 350 appearances. GOAT www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1uR...

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The legend that is Ledley King!!!!!

YouTube video by Derek Duval

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 21h

Nobody captured the landscape of early 00s Britain as well as Mike Skinner

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 21h

Modric, Corluka and Kranjčar, what a time to be alive.

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 22h

Remember how mad the music video was for that, it was like a bloody Michael Bay film, that and the Creed one in the flood.

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 22h

Don't reveal yourself as a closet Disney adult, don't do it, don't you fucking dare, oh no, oh shit... www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0az...

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Anthony Gonzalez, Ana Ofelia Murguía - Remember Me (Reunion) (From "Coco"/Sing-Along)

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 23h

So glorious. Not living near Latin America I had to marry a woman from Canvey Island to get close to the 'don't fuck up she could actually kill you' vibe

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is the first and only one of these I have wholeheartedly believed every word of

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Have they tried bound 4 da bound bound 4 da reloading?

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Dejan Kulusevski took part in an 11-a-side game at Hotspur Way during the extended international break." 🥹

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Alex Harvey @alexharvv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Oh this can just fuck off An AI-'written' complete copy of my own book is now on Amazon; same title, more-or-less the same blurb, and exactly the same impetus. Reviewers of Amazon, I urge you to absolutely dive-bomb this plagiaristic piece of shit: www.amazon.co.uk/FORGOTTEN-VI...

A hollow copy of my book with a shit AI-generated cover

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The anticipation of a Rob Beckett jump scare would really put me off my game

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Incredible you're able to look back on it and laugh! Happy to see you're in a much better place now x

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A mate's kid broke his arm playing bulldog at school today. 'Woke' is officially dead!

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In a direct contradiction to this I'm about to excitedly cook bangers, mash and onion gravy

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Try to comprehend when someone is angry and when someone is laughing at you.

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's not strictly generational, it's just arrogant lib pricks being arrogant lib pricks

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"left wing values not ideology" lol fuck off you blanket.

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I loved the first series of this so much. The Saturday Morning Kitchen bit is one of my favourite things ever, over the moon

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

People that have convinced themselves it's winter because the temp has dropped by 3 degrees are infinitely more annoying than the people stalking about in shorts and a vest on the first warm day in March.

Norman Rockwell meme, painting of farmer dude standing up at a town meeting

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Is he still posting, thought he was off enjoying the silence

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Me too, suddenly popped into my head because I recalled some old bloke on a doc using his bus pass to visit every spoons in the country

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

People on the left looking for anything remotely aligned with their views to even think about voting for. Absolute head scratcher that, complete mystery

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Howlingatthe Moon @oog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

oh look, it's Fedward

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Just seen a man in probably his late 50s sitting in front of a wall of thousands of records telling his audience they're not really experiencing music unless they have a physical copy and it's really pissed me off. Rant over

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Alex MonFANGS 🧛🏻 @alexmonteets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So happy I've got no fucking idea what a malfoid is

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