Mitt @alexmitt.bsky.social · 23hMy honest reaction to this developmentstatic.klipy.comRambo: Sylvester Stallone's Machine Gun ActionALT: Rambo: Sylvester Stallone's Machine Gun Action 010 1
Mitt @alexmitt.bsky.social · 23hTechnically not a job, but I was an alter boy for about 5 days. After I got a horrible bloody nose and bled all over the white uniform they never let me come back. Bullet dodged lol 030 3
Mitt @alexmitt.bsky.social · 23hOh come on. Nothing Elon claimed about the cybertruck was a man exaggeration or outright lie 040 4
Mitt @alexmitt.bsky.social · 16/10/2026POV: you’re trying to buy a nice $15000 product from a small business in Brooklynstatic.klipy.comJustin Kuritzkes: Potion Seller MemeALT: Justin Kuritzkes: Potion Seller Meme 000 0
Reposted by MittBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026theonion.com/man-who-drin... 886492940 6.5K
Mitt @alexmitt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026GAY TRUMP CONFIRMED! I REPEAT: GAY! TRUMP! CONFIRMED!!!! 🚨🚨🚨 000 0
Reposted by MittTHE AUTOnomous BODY SHOP @theautobodyshop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026HUGE NEWS: We have officially spread to Westmoreland County in Pennsylvania! The cities cannot contain us. Spot us at upcoming events in Westmoreland. 1124 12
Reposted by MittCrinji Ikari @imgtiff.net · 12/10/2026the Target pride merch in 29 is gonna hit like crack 01448 144
Reposted by Mittonion person @junlper.beer · 10/10/2026this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted 17769591273 7K
Reposted by Mittmuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026they gave jason the horse balls technology from RDR2 so he'll be letting them #hang if it's warm out 1504 50
Mitt @alexmitt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ed has stated multiple times on his show (Better Offline) that he doesn’t have a financial stake in tech. He’s just raving and ranting about this for the love of the game (he does make money off of his newsletters subscription, podcast, and merch. But nothing from stock trading) 100 1
Mitt @alexmitt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think this nerd should accept some wedgies, locker stuffings, and swirlies 010 1
Mitt @alexmitt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I look forward to the changing of the season. October is a good month hee because the temperatures are finally bearable, the leaves are changing, and there are chrysanthemums everywhere in flower shops. It’s a great time of year. 000 0
Mitt @alexmitt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Was going to say I am looking forward to reading obituaries of some people 010 1
Reposted by MittGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Personally I’m starting to doubt the consciousness of people who work for Anthropic 858542 585
Mitt @alexmitt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey give him a little credit! At least he didn’t shoot a dog as well 030 3
Reposted by Mittweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107302534 10.7K
Reposted by MittStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Saw a cop pull a Cybertruck over yesterday. I clapped and booed at the same time so hard that I almost crashed into both of them 210412 104
Mitt @alexmitt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Punting that fuzzy orb like I’m trying to start a low budget space program 000 0
Reposted by Mittjosh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 26/09/2026i think that i saw the liberty mutual guy in real life i would simply be forced to kill him on sight 4601 60
Reposted by Mittjosh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 23/09/2026we could just make this all illegal. i think about that a lot 320722 207
Mitt @alexmitt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m popping a bottle of champagne for every ice goon that swings when their day comes 070 7
Reposted by MittKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s world narcolepsy day! If you fall asleep in public, on transit, so much that it’s a bit with your friends, do yourself a favor and ask your doctor about getting an MSLT. That is not normal behavior and don’t wait until you total your car (like me when I was 17) to get diagnosed! 401209155 1.2K
Reposted by MittInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Whether you're a person or a corporation, everyone has a place in the InfoWars movement. 34961128 961
Reposted by Mittvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026every trans person in America is basically praying to whatever deity will accept them that the democrats don’t turn into Labour and decide to take turns with republicans throwing us into wood chippers. trans women have like a 30% unemployment rate. everybody fuckin’ Chill Out toward us a little 13582811 3.6K
Reposted by MittInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Why is no one but InfoWars willing to tell the TRUTH about defective InfoWars products? 964194 641
Reposted by Mittjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026(after negligently discharging 4 rounds into the ceiling) this incident is a wake up call to how truly dangerous these guns are and why i need to be allowed to keep buying them and putting automatic switches on them and pointing them at people. because of china 736535 365
Reposted by Mittjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026chatgpt turning evil and somehow taking out the power grid and then turning off because there's no power 71458131 1.5K
Reposted by Mittmuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What sticks out to me the more I think about it - is why hasn’t Anthropic and OpenAI been hit with hacking charges. If I hacked something like in Hugging Face incident then I’d be in jail 59811 98
Reposted by MittPittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 12/09/2026Strip District. Smallman Street. One of the officers assigned to the event downtown said that a bicyclist rode by and broke out some glass on a squad car and kept going. 2644 64
Reposted by Mittonion person @junlper.beer · 05/09/2026i don’t think i’ve laughed so much at anything this year as much as i’ve laughed about this shit 16277261033 7.7K
