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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

when you go down on a woman but don’t really know what you’re doing

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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Out to see Streetlight Manifesto tonight

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Joakim "konjak" Sandberg @konjak.org · 08/09/2026

If Mido doesn't shimmy slide in a half-circle at the entrance to the Deku Tree in the remake, I don't fucking want it

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Ignouvous Rock @catbold.space · 07/09/2026

my fursona is the skinny puppy from the band skinnypuppy

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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"I don't remember buying this." -me, any time I look through my Steam library

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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Remembering that car I used to have where I had to turn the key halfway to the "off" position just to get it to switch gears

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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Re-discovering my Ballmer peak

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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

It straight-up smells like a wood fire inside my house because of the damn Canadian wildfire smoke.

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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Don't talk shit about Calibri.

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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it.

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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 05/12/2025

Since birds are dinosaurs, odds are that of all the wildlife you can hear at any one particular moment, most is dinosaurs.

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ZBexx @zbexx.art · 22/11/2025

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Spending hours gaming is better for your mental health than hours of doom scrolling through social media. Games give you critical thinking, strategy, stories, goals and actual dopamine, as opposed to anxiety.

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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 22/11/2025

"What game are you playing?" -"Oregon Trail, wanna play" "Ahh, no. I'm not into indie roguelike turn based survival games" -"..."

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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

It is so damn frustrating dealing with people who are really nice, decent people, but are just too damned stupid to tie their fucking shoes.

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DilDog 🅅 @dildog.l0pht.com · 15/11/2025

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

You scoundrel!

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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Not me naming an array in a PowerShell script "$ActionableActions" lmao

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DilDog 🅅 @dildog.l0pht.com · 29/10/2025

DNS means DeezNutS

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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Windows 98 Plus: Science Fiction

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Joe G @eastendjoe.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

The most beautiful bread I’ve ever seen.

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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Whew man Streetlight Manifesto put on a REAL good show tonight.

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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

The sheer stupidity, laziness, and incompetence that I deal with on a daily basis truly makes me wonder sometimes if I am taking crazy pills and merely hallucinating this entire experience. This shit is truly fucking remarkable.

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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Man I've really gotta give it to the Magothy Gateway Squisito, I ordered 10 wings and they gave me 11 wings.

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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I have made a margarita in a paper cup for the shower.

A paper cup with a red-orange geometric design with white accents held out in an open hand in front of a tile wall and colorful shower curtain. As the post suggests, it is full of margarita. On the rocks, of course. 2-1-1 ratio, tequila-Cointreau-lime juice, in case you were wondering.

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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

After having to deal with Ticketmaster today, let me state clearly and unambiguously that I absolutely hate them, and of all vendors I have dealt with, they are the absolute worst at providing their service. May all of their management simultaneously contract flesh-eating turbo-herpes.

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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 05/10/2025