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Alex Deris

@alexderis.bsky.social
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On second thought, let's not go to the Internet. 'Tis a silly place.

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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tastes better mixed up with honey and lemon in a cup of chamomile tea ☕
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Joakim "konjak" Sandberg @konjak.org · 14/09/2026
This is silly, no one person needs this much anxiety!
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Blanche Devereaux's Hilarious Laughing Giggle
ALT: Blanche Devereaux's Hilarious Laughing Giggle
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
when you go down on a woman but don’t really know what you’re doing
A score bug that says “CLT MISS”
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Out to see Streetlight Manifesto tonight
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh... The original Sims is retro now? I'm going to just go ahead and crumble into dust now.
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Joakim "konjak" Sandberg @konjak.org · 08/09/2026
If Mido doesn't shimmy slide in a half-circle at the entrance to the Deku Tree in the remake, I don't fucking want it
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Ignouvous Rock @catbold.space · 07/09/2026
my fursona is the skinny puppy from the band skinnypuppy
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"I don't remember buying this." -me, any time I look through my Steam library
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That tracks, yeah, I'll bet that's good asf. I find it also makes a really good addition to cocktails that want a bitter note--basically a substitution for an amaro when riffing on certain recipes.
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
mmm toyota
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I usually just fantasize about the "getting hit by a bus" part
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Remembering that car I used to have where I had to turn the key halfway to the "off" position just to get it to switch gears
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
revolver ocelot
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Re-discovering my Ballmer peak
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GothyMcGothface @gothymcgothface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It straight-up smells like a wood fire inside my house because of the damn Canadian wildfire smoke.
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
gamer pope holy bath water
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Don't talk shit about Calibri.
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Counterpoint: Battle Pope.
An image of an issue of the comic Battle Pope.  A huge, muscular, white-haired man wearing papal vestments clenches a cigar between his teeth while firing a submachine gun behind him at a horde of demons.  He is also carrying Jesus Christ (styled as a hippie) on his other shoulder.  A huge demon looms in the background.
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
All they need to do now is plug a hot plate into the 12V outlet on that van and get some meatballs going.
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Oof. Gotta watch where you're steppin' though!
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it.
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Prof Chris Jackson @seismatters.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
😂
One on left is a black dog and above it the words “Reality”. Below it is “I chased a squirrel” 

One the right is a black dog and above it says “LinkedIn”. Below it says, 

Proud to announce that I effectively executed a rapid-response squirrel displacement strategy to mitigate potential yard intrusions.

Humbled by the unwavering support of my family and local stakeholders.

This experience reinforced the importance of vigilance, ownership, and continuous improvement.

Looking forward to scaling this impact in future engagements.
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
"Oh, now this one's Johnny Mnemonic, just... Just go sit in a corner and his brain will explode all by itself."
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 19/12/2025
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 05/12/2025
Since birds are dinosaurs, odds are that of all the wildlife you can hear at any one particular moment, most is dinosaurs.
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Uh... "Behold, a man?"
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
DANGER HITACHI
My hand grips an immersion blender in front of a mess of other kitchen gadgets. A mysterious red-brown sauce drips from the business end of the tool.
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
...It's for screwdrivers, isn't it?
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ZBexx @zbexx.art · 22/11/2025
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Spending hours gaming is better for your mental health than hours of doom scrolling through social media. Games give you critical thinking, strategy, stories, goals and actual dopamine, as opposed to anxiety.
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Fuck it, I'd try it, I like malort anyway lmao
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
A Ghibli watch party, now there is an idea! So many absolute classics to choose from.
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 22/11/2025
"What game are you playing?" -"Oregon Trail, wanna play" "Ahh, no. I'm not into indie roguelike turn based survival games" -"..."
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
It is so damn frustrating dealing with people who are really nice, decent people, but are just too damned stupid to tie their fucking shoes.
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DilDog 🅅 @dildog.l0pht.com · 15/11/2025
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
it is an endmill.
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Pretty sure that about 1000 of my 1200+ hours in FO4 were just struggling to get walls to connect 😭
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
You scoundrel!
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
youtu.be/5m1yqrmMpec?...
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Always make your variable names descriptive, folks.
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Not me naming an array in a PowerShell script "$ActionableActions" lmao
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DilDog 🅅 @dildog.l0pht.com · 29/10/2025
DNS means DeezNutS
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The Culture series: Start with Consider Phlebas, if you like that, then there are several that come after, including The Player of Games, Use of Weapons, The State of the Art, and Excession. It's pretty balls-out writing--fast-paced, interesting, full of personality. I'm enjoying things so far!
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Neuromancer, Pattern Recognition, Snow Crash, Zodiac, Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits, Name of the Wind, Red Rising... Most of these have great follow-up work, too.
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I absolutely love Asimov. Have you read any Iain Banks?
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I like the sound of a pound of ground round!
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've also seen just "ground" occasionally used as a shortened term for ground beef... Personally though, I think that just sounds gross lol
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Not sure about other places, but in the USA, "hamburger" is also just a slang term for ground beef, and Hamburger Helper helps the ground beef become something more like a full meal. Or at least that's how I interpreted it.
A box of Hamburger Helper, but it's been photoshopped to absolutely mindfuck the text to oblivion.  Reads:  "Fetty Ooooooo Add burmbger Gambgurger Plelper Assic Peef Blasty Nasta & Flaturally Saaaaaaauceee Enlarged to show tail NO T 5.6oz (69g) Makes about NO 1 cup servings"
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Alex Deris @alexderis.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"Sports dungeon" lmfao
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