alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 16/10/2026security hack! set 1 equal to 2 on your databases to defeat common sql injection techniques. follow me for more tips 000 0
Reposted by alexandxorlex @lexistenti.al · 15/10/2026i honestly cant tell if i have the cilantro soap gene and just like the taste of soap or not 451 5
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 15/10/2026i saw this reply first and was like "oh hey i know that song, it's a banger" and was not prepared for what it was a reply too lmao 010 1
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 14/10/2026@sapphirecyborg.bsky.social the simpsons predicted that one street evangelist we came across 010 1
Reposted by alexandxoralexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 12/10/2026dear alice, i've stolen your private key. signed, alice 052 5
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 12/10/2026dear alice, i've stolen your private key. signed, alice 052 5
Reposted by alexandxorliv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 12/10/2026when we were young it was "you're the man now dog" but not that we are grown it's "you're the dog now ma'am" 231558479 1.6K
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 12/10/2026shit i forgot my laptop's birthday was on thursday 010 1
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 11/10/2026what would you do if they came out with like. baby loaves 010 1
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 11/10/2026i wanna get back into MTG but idk if i can afford the risk of encountering someone who bought any of the marvel cards 110 1
Reposted by alexandxorΘΔ🏳️⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 07/08/2026ok are there any ways that dont require playing magic the gathering 7499 49
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 10/10/2026tbf usually you can just hit the print screen key. regular linux is simple. if you would like help switching, i'd be happy to help 110 1
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 09/10/2026i've been on windows for too long. i instinctively reached for windows shift s instead of opening a terminal and running xfce4-screenshooter -r 🤮 110 1
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 09/10/2026leopards eating people's faces party suddenly real tolerant of people saying leopards shouldn't eat faces. which could mean nothing. 030 3
Reposted by alexandxor🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️⚧️ @samanthak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026RESPECT TRANS PEOPLE OR I'LL STICK A GOURD DOWN YOUR PEE HOLE 0214 21
Reposted by alexandxorNotorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026get absolutely dappled in a sunbeam idiot 1456 45
Reposted by alexandxor🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️⚧️ @samanthak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Remember Buckees? She transmissioned! She now goes by Sassy. 65915 59
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 09/10/2026windows being the name of the special zoo we put them in, obviously 030 3
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 08/10/2026i have something big (HUGE) to say, how do i tag predisent trump on this webs' site 060 6
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alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 07/10/2026you're not a girlfailure; you're an underdog. you're like if the underdog was a girl. an undergirl. you're the undergirl. 040 4
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 07/10/2026"pronouncing gif wrong" wrong by saying "jife" 140 4
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 07/10/2026*sees an aryeon post hit the feed then get deleted* this is my personal sixth extinction 000 0
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 07/10/2026my girl's got a foot fetish so i started the keto diet she's got that pussy on lock 020 2
Reposted by alexandxoralexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 06/10/2026[youth pastor who gets stories from the bible mixed up with other works of fiction trying to evangelize to a woman with a fat pussy] you know who else had a giant peach... 041 4
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 06/10/2026[youth pastor who gets stories from the bible mixed up with other works of fiction trying to evangelize to a woman with a fat pussy] you know who else had a giant peach... 041 4
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alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 06/10/2026if you're on time, you're early. and if you're early, you're late 000 0
Reposted by alexandxorKimmy W @ghostynewt.bsky.social · 17/12/2025sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣 11239121134 3.9K
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alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 30/09/2026and has the bonus of being really funny to have both that + a calls only phone 010 1
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 30/09/2026have you considered an android phone without a cellular connection? could be a good option depending on your reason for wanting a smartless phone. just toss vlc on there + as much offline media as you want 110 1
alexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 29/09/2026it's not enough to torture wumbus. i need discord devs to feel real pain 021 2
Reposted by alexandxoralexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 23/05/2025why is your girl working in the kitchen alone? get up and fucking hamburger help-her 192 9
Reposted by alexandxorMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 147122462050 12.2K
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![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4)
