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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10h
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chef's Secret Ingredient
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Breakfast & Luigi Ership (parody) @luigiership.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
According to the official Nintendo website, previous entries in the Super Mario Bros. series before New Super Mario Bros. have officially been retroactively changed to become "Old Super Mario Bros."
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses. 

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.
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raxdflipnote @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fall weather be like
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 23/09/2026
“I’ve never played Hades, but can assure you our game is nothing like it,” claims Pluto's lead developer. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whether you're a person or a corporation, everyone has a place in the InfoWars movement.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why is no one but InfoWars willing to tell the TRUTH about defective InfoWars products?
Image of a statement titled "Mistake Acknowledgement" from InfoWars. The text emphasizes the company's commitment to integrity and consumer safety, acknowledging some products' failure to meet quality standards. The message assures that remaining products meet established requirements. The InfoWars logo is at the bottom. The text is white on a dark background.A blue box of pasta labeled "Non-Italian Pasta" by InfoWars. The box includes "Non-Italian Fusilli" visible through a window. The top of the image has a red banner with the text "Recall Notice." At the bottom, a message states the pasta was made without Italian involvement and may contain pieces of glass.An image showing a recall notice for a product labeled "Authentic Coyote Urine" by Infowars. The notice states, "Our supplier lied to us. It's not urine."This image features a recall notice for a product named Bird Seed+ by InfoWars. The notice instructs customers to stop using Bird Seed+ from specific lot numbers due to a miscalculation. The product is described as seed pellets intended for birds, with a playful statement about them assisting birds in world domination.
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Holy fight
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Katie looks at a pic on Grindr featuring a muscular man labelled "hungdaddy." She asks "why do all these dudes on Grindr just post their torsos. She types in the app and says "whatever, I'm too horny to think striaght. I'll take a chance on one of 'em." She receives a knock on the door. She opens it and standing in front of her is a armless, legless, headless torso.
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YouDon'tKnowGaming @youdontknowgaming.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
An infographic with a dark green background.

At the top, large stylized text reads “YOU DON’T KNOW GAMING.” 

In the center is a screenshot of Mitch McConnell and his favorite pals, the Fazbear animatronics. Both Mitch McConnell and Bonnie the Bunny are on the far right section of the political system and you should be aware of that. 

Below the image, white pixelated text reads: “Five Laps at Freddy’s, an upcoming spin-off of the Five Nights at Freddy’s series, has been rumoured to secretly be a new mainline entry in disguise. Many fans have speculated that the kart racer was intentionally made buggy to conceal the existence of a completely different game hidden underneath. There are, however, competing theories. One particularly compelling alternative suggests that the game is simply shit."

At the bottom is the text “YOUDONTKNOWGAMING.BSKY.SOCIAL.”
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YouDon'tKnowGaming @youdontknowgaming.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You don't know who you're fucking messing with.
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HeathcliffNull @heathcliffnull.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dungeon Crawling
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Breakfast & Luigi Ership (parody) @luigiership.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As part of a special event where The Super Mario Galaxy Movie returned to theatres, after the credits, a new movie is unlocked, allowing you to watch a second additional movie where Mario and Luigi switch roles
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A man in a black suit says "Thanks for coming to the viewing." Another man says "of course Tom, I'm so sorry for your loss." He looks at the deceased and says "it's nice to see that the mortician posed Jeff per his final wishes." They both observe Jeff on a slab in the Family Guy death pose. Tom remarks "yeah, Jeff sure loved Family Guy."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A lightbulb appears over a man's head as he gets an idea. Suddenly two new lightbulbs materialize much to his worry. These sprout into a dozen lightbulbs. He runs away as he is now being chased by hundreds of constantly multiplying lightbulbs. A man off to the side says "he took the cartoon Adderall." Another comments "foolish lad."
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Breakfast & Luigi Ership (parody) @luigiership.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The evolution of the Super Mario series 3D game logos as of today.
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Cola @coneycola.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
my half of an art trade with @taurmega.bsky.social
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The eagle is also smoking a cigarette.
Text image with a checkered background. The text reads, "We ran out of AI prompt credits, but imagine this is a picture of a bald eagle holding a golden sign that says 'Low Prices & Prosperity'." At the bottom, there is an "INFOWARS" logo.
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HeathcliffNull @heathcliffnull.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A lot of people think Flock cameras are just taking a picture as you pass the spot where they are. 

They don't realize that because there are so many of them and they retain the data that they are more like wearing an ankle monitor. 

They're perfectly fine with a single camera on the side of the road knowing they were there. They are completely unaware of just how much data is collected between all of them. 

These same people would never consent to wearing an ankle monitor.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Meet Patricia. She thought it would be funny to mock Jim Haggerty’s death by posting “He’s not dead.” BIG mistake. Just because someone is alive and completely fine doesn’t mean you can’t mourn their death. We called her employer to complain and left a voicemail. Enjoy being unemployed, Patty!
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bill Nye the Science Guy (Series, 1993 - 1998)
Bill Nye holds a gun in front of a smoking meth lab in the desert.  you can slightly see his underwear under his lab coat. there' s gas mask on the ground.  It resembles the first season poster of a certain AMC program involving a science teacher who makes drugs.

"science rules" tagline
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Mary Poppins Collection, only on Disney Prime
Top left: the original Mary Poppins, floating down over the logo
Top right: Mary Poppins Returns, with Emily Blunt smiling
Bottom left: Mary Poppins Forever, a green and dark blue logo with Mary Poppins' silhouette behind a question mark
Bottom right: Mary Poppins & Robin, starring Emily Blunt and Chris O'Donnell as Robin
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Public transit is freaky, you're either getting railed or getting bussed.
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
I - Anakin says "Guess What"

II - Padme says "CHICKEN BUTT"

II - Anakin makes the "..." face

I_ - Padme says "oh fuck is this loss" (it's loss)
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OddEmployee @oddemployee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🐟 f🐟i 🐟 s🐟 h🐟 🍼m 🍼i🍼l🍼k🍼
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Magician's Lawyer
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
To memorialize Jim Haggerty getting shot in the ass, the Gorton’s Fisherman should wear black for one year.
Yellow box of Gorton's fish sticks with an illustration of a fisher holding a wheel. Text above suggests the Gorton’s fisherman should wear black in honor of Jim Haggerty. The bottom text reads, "1 Share = 1 Agree.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
InfoWarriors, let the world know: YOU CAN’T CANCEL THE TRUTH! Join us for an Emergency rewatch this Thursday.
The image shows a promotional poster for "Emergency with Tim Heidecker." The background displays a cityscape at night with green, cloudy skies. A person is speaking into a microphone in the foreground. The word "CANCELED" is stamped across the center.A text meme with a dramatic background of smoke and fire. The text reads: "The Deep State can cancel our show, but they can't cancel the truth: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Demons are real. Horses are beautiful. Testicles only contain one gonad and the other lump is a listening device the hospital implanted there after birth. You must remove it. Get a letter opener."
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Saying these affirmations every day makes you stronger. Believing them makes you smarter.
The image contains text with a humorous affirmation theme. It reads: "Warrior Affirmations. My dentist has no power over me. I will not submit. I will not comply. I will not get an erection when she presses her cold, tiny mirror against my tongue."
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s time to center yourself by repeating these words of power.
Text with humorous "Warrior Affirmations" about interactions with Jesus, mentioning things like being cool, waiting before inviting Jesus home, and watching "Pawn Stars" on the couch.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Your answer may surprise you.
A gray tombstone on a grassy hill under a cloudy sky with the word "YOU" engraved on it. Text above reads, "If you're not alive, you're already dead."
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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
They're putting chemicals in the water to make the cacti trans
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TCRF Informalities @tcrfinformal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
(Showing the tcrf.net page for EarthBound Beginnings.)

Virtual Console Changes
Text

(A table of two columns corresponding to the [1] Famicom and [2] Virtual Console versions of the text at hand:

[1] "• ドラクエの フォー やった?
おれ
まだスリーでくろうしてるんだ。"
[2] "• あのゲーム やった?
おれ
まだやってないんだ。"

Translations

[1] "• Have you played Dragon Quest IV?
Because I'm still having trouble playing III!"
[2] "• Have you played that game?
Because I still haven't played it!"
)

"In the Japanese version, a kid in Twinkle Elementary asks you if you've played Dragon Quest IV yet (which was notably not out yet by the time of Mother's release), and admits that he hasn't because he's still stuck on the third game. This text was rewritten to avoid any specific references by changing "Dragon Quest IV" to the much more vague "that game", as was the case in the Mother 1+2 version of the game.

(In case you're wondering, the Beginnings version of the line wasn't altered, as the games it mentioned were changed to "Super Mario Bros. 7" and Super Mario Bros. 3 respectively in the localization. [Hey, wait a second...] (Linking to the tcrf.net page for 7 Grand Dad.)"
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Exclusive magnetic gun replica tiles sold seperately.
A box of magnetic tiles in a green pasture with the words, "Get your kids magnetic tiles touched by Lucas Riley, the breath of fresh air this country need. their love of guns starts today." There is also a cross and gun made out of magnetic tiles on the box.
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🔞🫐Daisy the Berrybun🫐🔞 @hunbundaisy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you are seeing this message, shut down your computer IMMEDIATELY.
This image shows a computer desktop with various folders and pop-ups. A large pop-up warns against subscribing to The Onion, with a message from InfoWars about The Onion Membership. Another smaller pop-up suggests The Onion will make you gay. And that's true. It will.
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Alephria (RustyNova for bluesky) @alephria.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh no. The thing that was totally not be a slippery slope into authoritarianism turned out to be a slippery slope to authoritarianism! Who would have thought!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Alex says "man, the world is such an unjust place." She gets to work constructing a weird little guy and says "I'm fabricating a fucked up little sculpture to express my feelings..." Another woman passes by and says "hey, that's cool. You wanna join me volunteering at the food bank?" Alex says "Pass. I'm really exhausted from making the sculpture."
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jojo @deceseze.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
chapter 6 leak real #deltarune #undertale #utdr #tobyfox #ralsei
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Panel 1
Caption: With the windows open in the summer heat, a breeze blows through the punctuation factory, scattering newly-minted marks across the countryside.

Image: a small factory with windows open and punctuation marks coming out 

Panel 2
Caption: Confused locals find their conversations peppered with unexpected pauses and unwanted emphasis.

Image: Two people talking as punctuation marks float around them One says

This, is “very odd”

The other replies 

…(Indeed)*


Panel 3
Caption: Naturalists note that the effect is not limited to human communication. 

Image: A duck on a pond surrounded by punctuation marks says
Qu’ack?

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Caption: Fortunately, a cloud of exclamation points drift into a district council meeting which proceeds with unusual efficiency 

Image: Councillors talk in a cloud of exclamation points
Something must be done!!  !
Close the windows! !!
Install air conditioning! !!
Immediately!!! !
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
ok so like, you know how omegaverse stories always have this section explaining the omegaverse at the beginning? what if you had section at the beginning and then it was just totally and completely irrelevant to the story
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