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Elementals Ripped My Myomer @alendrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Many such cases.
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Elementals Ripped My Myomer @alendrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like the series started with some decent ideas/premises but it quickly became clear they had no idea what to do with them.
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Elementals Ripped My Myomer @alendrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My partner was big into the modern series and lemme just say, save the finale for hen you are out of broken glass to eat.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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Unwoman @unwoman.com · 07/10/2026
My Tainted Love cover is equally informed by Soft Cell and Coil, but I use the original Gloria Jones lyrics as a girl unwoman.bandcamp.com/track/tainte... (day 265)
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Tainted Love, by Unwoman
from the album Uncovered Volumes 4 & 5
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Democrats aren't abandoning trans people! Maybe just one or two..." Here's every Democrat who's either voted to strip human rights away from trans people and/or has campaigned on anti-trans propaganda in the last year.
Amy Acton
Jamie Ager
Colin Allred
Angela Alsobrooks
Tammy Baldwin
Beau Bayh
Xavier Becerra
Richard Blumenthal
Lisa Blunt Rochester
Sherrod Brown
Chris Coons
Catherine Cortez Masto
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Dick Durbin
John Fetterman
Cleo Fields
Shomari Figures
Aaron Ford
Ruben Gallego
Sarah Trone Garriott
Blake Gendebien
Lauren Gillen
Kirsten Gillibrand
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Vicente Gonzalez
Adam Gray
Maggie Hassan
Martin Heinrich
John Hickenlooper
Mazie Hirono
Jeffrey Hulum III
Ben Ray Lujan
Tim Kaine
Marcy Kaptur
Mark Kelly
Angus King
Amy Klobuchar
Susie Lee
John Mannion
Seth Moulton 
Gavin Newsom 
Jon Ossoff
Mary Peltolta
Gary Peters
Bobby Pulido
Jack Reed
Jacky Rosen
Rob Sand
Kim Schrier
Chuck Schumer 
Terri Sewell
Jeanne Shaheen
Elissa Slotkin
Tom Suozzi
James Talarico 
Josh Turek
Eugene Vindman
Mark Warner
Raphael Warnock
Sheldon Whitehouse
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Elementals Ripped My Myomer @alendrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe the eels like to party, we just don’t know.
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Elementals Ripped My Myomer @alendrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Then the Fire Squirrels attacked.
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Elementals Ripped My Myomer @alendrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I dunno I’ve never seen either.
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pebbles @pebbles.gay · 06/10/2026
"hello bone colleagues" is how i'm going to start every group chat with friends henceforth
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
for @anagogue.bsky.social 's SuZi part 2 test, which is basically an extreme simulationist mech game for if u were a homeless sex robot
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Elementals Ripped My Myomer @alendrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Hey does this anti-matter taste funny to you?”
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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bad TV idea: Crossover episode between "Below Decks" and "Deadliest Catch" where the crews swap boats
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The trans panic is a manifestation of the same logic as the Satanic Panic - shifting culpability for widespread abuse and rape away from cishet men and onto an exotic other who might secretly be somebody you know and must be vigilant against instead of being vigilant against the men in your life
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 06/10/2026
'That's the neat part, you don't' meme
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Cynthia Rose @stillcham.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
They been GUNNING for Wikipedia. I'm sure they're trying to pretend they're bullshit went "rogue."
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Over and over some people demonstrate that racism IS a material interest in their decision making and that the racism supercedes everything else. But some refuse to take these folks at their word.
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Elementals Ripped My Myomer @alendrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like we don’t have the track record of *our entire lives* watching the Dems just make the GOP take a little bit longer to build the wood chipper (and still authorizing funding for it).
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Nichole Hiltz 🧡 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I could repost this a thousand times I would… There are so very few that see what’s going on here despite it being in-your-face obvious. Trans people LOST rights. This year. And we have publicly transphobic Dems and it is completely unacceptable. I will never vote for a Democrat again until
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Elementals Ripped My Myomer @alendrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like do they think people are checking out of the voting process for the funsies?
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Gay ISIS Brony @rainbowdaesh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Taps sign until my fingers are reduced to a bloody stump.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To expand on this: Bigotry isn't a result of an innocent misunderstanding, or not having all the facts. It's not a choice made rationally, defeated with a rational argument. Bigotry is a self-protective, foundational belief used to help make the world make sense to them. Debate won't change that.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's a large rainforest building, and they literally stuffed poison dart frogs *everywhere* inside it. Every enclosure was a poison dart frog enclosure
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My best Halloween ever as a kid was the 1991 Halloween Blizzard. I had planned to go as the Grim Reaper, but 8 inches of snow had fallen by go-time so I was in full winter gear carrying a plastic scythe. Multiple houses dumped their entire candy bowl in my pillowcase and turned off the light.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its a masturbatory aww-poor-bizarre-sex-criminal conclusion, but I think theres something to it these guys have built their self image out of how proud and noble and agonizingly alone they are
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Unwoman @unwoman.com · 02/10/2026
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Elementals Ripped My Myomer @alendrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Why is it horrible, hmmmm?”
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 02/10/2026
liberals would rather say “enjoy the camps” than hear a single solitary “i told you so” from a tran
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Elementals Ripped My Myomer @alendrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“That’s not better, just different.”
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Elementals Ripped My Myomer @alendrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I have horrible thoughts but I’m gonna power through with them.”
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Cynthia Rose @stillcham.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
When he finally croaks these ppl are gonna crash out completely.
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Cynthia Rose @stillcham.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
If there was a real interest in protecting children they'd be focusing on the REAL threats to children instead.
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Cynthia Rose @stillcham.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
They're not intended to protect children.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The hubris of being in a state that voted overwhelmingly for the guy threatening us and trying to destroy our economy and still asking us to help YOUR economy? You made this bed for all of us. Now you think you shouldn't have to lie in it?
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Cynthia Rose @stillcham.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
"Can you guarantee that you'll..." THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS NO.
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Elementals Ripped My Myomer @alendrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it a boycott or is it basic risk assessment?
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Elementals Ripped My Myomer @alendrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Valid ones like what? And what were his invalid ones?
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is also why I hate Jon Hamm. He beat and tortured a freshman in the process of hazing that included dragging him around by his genitals that were looped around the claw of a hammer. The pledge suffered severe injuries and dropped out of school. I can’t get over that
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another thing about fraternities is that the hazing rituals where slightly older young men would physically, mentally emotionally and sometimes even sexually abuse slightly younger young men have always disturbed and upset me greatly. And it’s really telling that I’ve seen men defend those too
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine if just one person talked to trump right now about the Hamburglar and his dastardly ways, within hours Natalie would be posting weird incoherent word salads about the need to hunt the Hamburglar, with genAI slop of a crying Ronald Mcdonald with a suspiciously Charlie Kirk face etc
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Elementals Ripped My Myomer @alendrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If there is such a thing as misandry, its foremost form is what men say to defend the behavior of men.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 01/10/2026
This is part of a series of terrible arguments that people make that they think are real gotchas. Yesterday, someone said "I get why women would choose the bear, but then why haven't they? Why haven't all women walked into the woods?"
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
she doesn't mention anything about any of this on her show. tons of not-super-political people have no idea about her stances but have preexisting knowledge of her as "beloved angelic woman who potty trained my son for me" and then they see this and go damn, she's probably right i guess
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 01/10/2026
From the Magna Carta to the Constitution to the Emancipation Proclamation to 19th Amendment, voting rights (what you might call "Big P" Politics) were always downstream of protests, riots, petitions, mass movements, strikes and good, old fashioned community organizing (that is, "small p" politics).
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Ivy @poisonivy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love when these creeps are stupid enough to fuck up their own PR all the 'well there's no proof the CNC orgy is an AI networking event' people in shambles
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 01/10/2026
LMAO "mainstream stupidity" in this context means "the idea that people should affirmatively consent to sex."
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Elementals Ripped My Myomer @alendrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can only speak for myself and the large group of professionals I know but the main reason we haven't wasted any time debunking his supposed arguments is because we have jobs and hobbies and he's a creepy sea lion with chronic Dunning Kruger. I'd be more productive debating Timecube.
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