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Alçidés: Master Baker 🍞

@alcides.prof
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Deer living on a rock in the middle of the ocean. Talks about trans, furry, art and Pokémon stuff. Prize winning bread baker. Pronouns they/xe Sometimes nsfw

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Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s not just this. The response is too vicious for that. I think it’s a combination of every tech company people used to like turning into a surveillance and gambling platform in the last couple years. It’s the repeated, sneering betrayal of the founding ideals of the open internet that gets folks
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M Sipher @msipher.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the "tonight's episode" image, with the quote-skeeted text
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whenever AI CEOs say anything this is all I can think about
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sue Sylvester from Glee saying 'I am going to create a jihad that is so Butlerian'
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mehdi Alibeygi
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koda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob.
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Alçidés: Master Baker 🍞 @alcides.prof · 18/09/2026
I know I'm preaching to people who aren't Like That, but I genuinely teared up reading what RNLI volunteers have been through, and I needed to process some emotions.
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Alçidés: Master Baker 🍞 @alcides.prof · 18/09/2026
You don't reach the point that you're threatening, doxxing, and (allegedly) physically assaulting life-saving volunteers without on some level believing that they rescue subhumans. I'm not gonna pretend I know what the solution is to sharing a world with people who think like that. It scares me.
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Alçidés: Master Baker 🍞 @alcides.prof · 18/09/2026
I get so frustrated seeing people argue with right wingers that "most immigrants work hard" or that "statistically..." They don't care. Fascism is predicated on there being an underclass who simply aren't human. Jews are lizard people, black people's skulls are like monkeys', refugees are vermin.
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Alçidés: Master Baker 🍞 @alcides.prof · 18/09/2026
I live on a small island in the English Channel. Even in storms so vicious that waves have breached the sea wall and flooded coastal houses, the RNLI's volunteers go out anyway, because there are people who need them to. But brown immigrants aren't people, you see, so they're traitors.
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Unsolicited Dik Dik Pics @unsoliciteddik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
An image of a dik dik which is like a baby deer with big soulful eyes and a weird funny nose
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Nicole Carpenter @nicolecarpenter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i wrote about pokemon cards for teen vogue!!! a big, 5,000 word story about how we got to this point, and how the community has changed (and stuck together!) through it all www.teenvogue.com/story/pokemo...
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Pokémon Cards Became a Billion-Dollar Industry. Then Came the Armed Robberies
How an innocent hobby became a target of armed robbery, break-ins, and six-figure heists.
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
bro. quit it.
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Alçidés: Master Baker 🍞 @alcides.prof · 15/09/2026
Congratulations on 2k followers, you definitely deserve it <3
A reference sheet for Alcides Seaver, a tall purple and white deer with large palmate antlers.
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Alçidés: Master Baker 🍞 @alcides.prof · 15/09/2026
This has awakened a 2 decade old memory: the after school Christian youth club having a bit of controversy with a version of this song, because Satan is wicked, not Jesus.
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zorua zorua zorua (fawnidæ) @fawnidae.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hi all. We desperately desperately help. My partner and I are disabled. We’ve were in a car accident that permanently hurt our bodies and we have multiple medical appointments a week. We have no family, and not many friends. The car was repossessed for nonpayment🔽
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Dusty Yeen ⛓️⬛✨(Comms Open!) @dustyyeen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
✨RAFFLE TIME✨ Thank you for 2k followers! Where did y’all come from!? 🎨Win 1 Portrait/ Headshot 🎨 To participate: -Follow, repost and reply to this with your character; -Ends in 48 hours; -AI pics are disqualified Good luck to everyone!
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ZipDeer @zipdeer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For Channel Islands pride 2026 we had the single largest gathering of furries and fursuiters the island has ever had at one time! Over 30 of us in Guernsey in total, with 11 fursuiters who came down to celebrate So proud of our burgeoning little community - and nice to let people know: we exist❤️
Seven fursuiters gather by the sea wall by la vilette for Guernsey pride10 fursuiters and a group of additional furries all gather in market Square in Guernsey
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Dani Finn 🐙 🏳️‍⚧️ 📚 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
France does in theory have universal healthcare, but the reality for trans people in France seeking care remains grim. This association helps folks in the Paris region navigate an often transphobic system to access the care they need. Drop a few Euros on them if you can 🫶🏳️‍⚧️
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Alçidés: Master Baker 🍞 @alcides.prof · 12/09/2026
Probably my favourite Pokémon game. Definitely the one I have the most nostalgia for; I still have my original save file
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Alçidés: Master Baker 🍞 @alcides.prof · 09/09/2026
And I say this as someone who likes Christmas! There's so many things that are really special about the festive season. I am already keeping my eyes open for presents for friends or deals on brandy for a well-fed Christmas cake. But it's not as special if it's a third of the year. It's tiring.
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Alçidés: Master Baker 🍞 @alcides.prof · 09/09/2026
There was an article in my local paper arguing that retailers have to put Christmas stuff out early because they have so much they might not get it ready on time. Maybe just don't have as much stuff? Maybe have your Christmas preview event closer to Christmas so you have more time to get ready?
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Greer @thegreer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Honestly, books thinner than 250 pages are difficult to read as a kid because they won't stay open by themselves and your hands are already occupied holding up the blanket and your flashlight.
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BillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Clair
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 04/09/2026
Xkcd map projections
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Hoofy Val 🦌💚 @hoofy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
oh to be them
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Alçidés: Master Baker 🍞 @alcides.prof · 02/09/2026
At 8:01, the builders working on the the building behind my neighbour's shed have picked up a hammer, a drill and something like a nail gun. I'm gonna scream
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Alçidés: Master Baker 🍞 @alcides.prof · 01/09/2026
"Not economically active" is a phrase I want to investigate, I'd be interested to know who it includes.
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Alçidés: Master Baker 🍞 @alcides.prof · 01/09/2026
"Nobody wants to work anymore"
A photo of a paragraph from the Guernsey Press: "The island currently has 2,500 job vacancies, and 6,000 islanders who are not economically active."
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
me and who and who and who and who and and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Cloud Creature @0ceancoast.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Do you miss what you thought you were Back when you thought you knew what you are
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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monsterrr @rainbowsofdoom.com · 27/08/2026
You are capable of being the good in the world that is missing, btw
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
BREAKING: The union of Starbucks workers is officially calling for a boycott of the chain. @sbworkersunited.org has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract.
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Libraries Connected @librariesconnected.org.uk · 26/08/2026
📈 New government figures show a significant rise in library use across England - 36% of people aged 16+ engaged with a library service at least once in 2025/26. That's up from 31% the previous year and the highest level since the pandemic. Read the full findings: www.gov.uk/government/s...
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Community and Engagement Survey 2025/26 - libraries: report
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 20/08/2026
i love being trans so fucking much and this country is getting ripped to pieces trying to take that away from me and they are failing to understand that it will never work. bye bye u cringe ass losers lmao.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Alçidés: Master Baker 🍞 @alcides.prof · 21/08/2026
If you want to strengthen your frustration tolerance, I can recommend the Gen IV battle tower when you have two remaining ribbons and this looming over your head (: Yes, I have restarted my streak after losing battle 50/50. Again.
"27 weeks until Transat Deadline"
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CannedWolfMeat @cannedwolfmeat.standingintheodds.com · 19/08/2026
If you've developed an interest in collecting ribbons before Bank shuts down, you're not alone: and this week in honour of our close friend from the Pokemon ribbon community, I'll be helping out with Rising Star Week, where we will be collecting ribbons and raising money for charity in his memory.
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Brownies when you sift powdered sugar on them
Illustration of a very round brown bear covered in snow
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BlindCoyote 🔜 IX @blindcoyote.com · 17/08/2026
Smolder is now 7 years old now. I had done this in 2019, that year the Amazon was on fire and we all were in a panic. this was my interpretation of a vengeful forest spirit.
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Alçidés: Master Baker 🍞 @alcides.prof · 18/08/2026
Benefit number one of my new e-bike: Coming back after a long day of work in the very warm fab lab and cycling up to the highest point of the island and getting to enjoy how sweaty I am 🥴
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