Reposted by Uncle LeoThe Onion @theonion.com · 22hDude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-… 492514299
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026come the hell on mystics, not ready for this season to end 110
Reposted by Uncle LeoBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...type-click-type.ghost.ioLiberty Biberty Is My EnemyGet it out of here. 951074134
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026think i took too much cough syrup cause im thinking about dropping a mixtape tonight 010
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026great reporting on a very sad storythebanner.comA Maryland mother’s deportation to Vietnam forces an agonizing choiceForced 9,000 miles from her family, Melissa Tran confronts what comes next for her U.S.-born children. 000
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i use any opportunity when i get sick to blame people with children 010
Reposted by Uncle LeoAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the two big ai stories to kick off the week are - meta ai giving your address to strangers on fb marketplace - stole a scientific breakthrough and presented it as its own work this is what we get instead of healthcare or third spaces or public transportation or pick literally anything else 232479613
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don't think enough innovation has been made in cup holders that can readjust their size 010
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026never had any desire to have a child but now I want to just so I can name them Peter Morgan Alonso 020
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026obviously but just sharing so i can say MVPetethebanner.comPete Alonso named unanimous winner of Most Valuable Oriole awardThe first baseman has 40 home runs, 24 doubles and an American League-leading 108 RBIs, and he holds an on-base plus slugging percentage of .869. 020
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026pat mcafee is everywhere man. just opened the fridge and he was in there drinking my oat milk. 000
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026got the pretzel burger from wendys cause they bombarded me with the commercial that makes it look so good and sometime it is better to not meet your heroes 010
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026will never get better at flying no matter how many flights I take. I almost begrudgingly respect how airlines don't make anything easier. you know that travel method that makes people anxious, yeah fuck you we will make it as difficult as possible. 120
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026im honestly one of the best trip packers at minimum in the Mid-Atlantic but willing to test my gift beyond the region 110
Reposted by Uncle LeoBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/09/2026They did WHAT on 3rd down 161892226
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026us open final, fiba womens gold medal game, football. multi view going nuts right now. 120
Reposted by Uncle Leojamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/09/2026mackenzie scott really seems like the only billionaire to figure out that you can be a literal hero to millions with a relative pittance 358155522732
Reposted by Uncle LeoYours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Lethal Shooter has Ms. Rachel on fire. 513051509
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026one of the great beefs of our time the furries vs renn festthebanner.comHear ye, hear ye: Renn Fest rules change spurs furry furorMaryland's Renaissance Festival has banned fursuits, saying members of the furry subculture distract from the festival and don't abide by guidelines for courteous behavior. They say they are being unf... 010
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026these photos are hilarious and make me want to know, to the exact roll, how much duct tape is on airplanes Arizona man duct-taped to seat after alleged slurs as flight diverts to BWI www.thebanner.com/community/lo... 020
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I'm breaking the big news to my Tupac Orioles bobblehead 072
Reposted by Uncle LeoNE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/08/2026grant us the courage to avoid flushing the things we cannot flush the system to flush the things we can and wisdom to know the difference. — sewerenity prayer 1136687
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026want to apologize to the lady that locked eyes with me this morning while I was doing a deodorant check in my car, neither of us wanted that 120
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026think my doctor and I have gotten too familiar now where we are just having fun conversations for like 15 completely unrelated and then a 90 second appointment. idk if it's good for my long term health but that's my girl. 110
Reposted by Uncle LeoPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Judge strikes down Texas ban on drag shows, tells people offended by them ‘just don’t go’nbcnews.comJudge strikes down Texas ban on drag shows, tells people offended by them ‘just don’t go’The federal judge, who cited Dolly Parton in his ruling, found that the state law violated the First Amendment. 817283226023
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026this photo is killing me cause she just looks guilty as hell www.thebanner.com/education/k-... 131
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026a friend this morning asked me if i had a power drill he could borrow and i did, manliest i have felt in a long time (have never used it myself) 120
Reposted by Uncle LeoGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 25/08/2026LMAO 1259160
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 24/08/2026natasha cloud yelling at enes kanter and getting him kicked out is exactly what I needed today 050
Reposted by Uncle LeoSammy Roth @sammyroth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026ICE detained a Padres minor league coach and is trying to deport him. MLB declined to comment. So, so cowardly. www.nytimes.com/athletic/752...nytimes.comPadres minor-league catching coordinator detained by ICE in TexasOswaldo Pirela, the Padres' minor-league catching coordinator, was detained early Sunday at El Paso International Airport. 823174
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026me getting back into my ebay era is probably ill advised but I can't stop 110
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026think my worst trait is how casually i go through paper towels 010
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Angel Reese first three seasons are the three highest rebounding seasons in league history and people still fix their face to say she's a bum 021
Reposted by Uncle LeoKatie Drummond @katie-drummond.bsky.social · 13/08/2026"In one case, a CBP officer allegedly used government databases to contact a flight attendant. In another, an officer was accused of pulling information from trusted-traveler applications to ask people out." This story is free to read because of FOIA, and disturbing as hell:wired.comCBP Workers Allegedly Used Government Databases to Spy on Exes, Crushes, and ColleaguesRecords obtained by WIRED detail hundreds of allegations of Customs and Border Protection workers misusing internal tools to look up romantic interests and track colleagues’ cell phones. 316189
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026getting extradited to another state because you got drunk and peed on a family at a fucking morgan wallen concert is an embarrassing lowthebanner.comNorth Carolina man arrested for allegedly urinating on family at Morgan Wallen concert in BaltimoreA North Carolina man has been arrested and charged with urinating on a family at Morgan Wallen’s Baltimore show last month, Maryland officials announced Wednesday. 030
Reposted by Uncle LeoAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026most of you are using the internet wrong 810516
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026a lot of people don't know that BTS actually stands for Baltimore Thunder Storms 1100
Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026yeah nobody is beating this lynx roster in the playoffs 0161
Reposted by Uncle LeoPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Don Nelson died today, and while his life was full of accomplishments (basketball and otherwise), if you go out at 86 with a photo like this in your recent past, you probably did it right 322975419
