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Uncle Leo

@alazar.bsky.social
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till the train run out of track

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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 17h
don't understand why rich people get the wild obvious veneers. you got the money for the best dental care in the world and you want to look like the alice in wonderland cat?
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
if angel reese gets a wnba title, and god forbid finals mvp, the hwites are gong to have aneurysm
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
just got a warning. did stevie wonder, who has never driven (allegedly), get me out of a speeding ticket?
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
still thinking about how i got pulled over a few weeks ago, was getting my info out of the glovebox and had to take a stevie wonder greatest hits cd out and the cop just goes "nice"
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
mr trash wheel called me the n word
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
she has about announce the purge face
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it's a crime josh allen or lamar don't have a superbowl
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
wizards being a problem this year after all the cheap tickets i have been able to get for so long to see the spurs smh
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
hey ma should be the national anthem
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
need to shave so badly but refuse, going full cast away for the autumn
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 19
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the general going a hadouken, greatest commercial of all time
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this is way too good of a game for week five
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WTF LMAOOOOOO GO BIG BLUE I GUESS
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
being a giants fan makes no sense lmaooo
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
too/tew* got nervous thinking about it
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ok nvm, this seems to risky
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
can I borrow? will do my best not to stretch it out
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
need to try this look
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
lmao liberty and aces fans today
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
endless 30 Rock jokes to love but this one just randomly and regularly plays in my head
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
honestly the nicest thing i can say about trump is if i had enough delusional idiots backing me i also would do hella dumb rallies
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
so offended for the bear community
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
maul everybody we earned it
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
off today and doom scrolling reels, so many bears coming in town. think it would kick ass if that is our end.
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THE 3-1 NEW YORK GIANTS
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 4
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they don't even have jobs!
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Adam Willis @adampwillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Barely a week after our story on a northeast Maryland fight between neighbors and a dairy farmer over pollution of a beloved trout stream, the water again brimmed with dead fish — almost 11,000 of them. Video courtesy of neighbor Chris Thomas: www.thebanner.com/community/cl...
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
want to give a big shoutout to house sweatpants. a pivotal member of the wardrobe that might not see the light of day much but you can't win a championship without a glue player.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
over 50 fouls called in this game ....
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
have lost a week off my life thinking they were really making a run
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
come the hell on mystics, not ready for this season to end
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...
type-click-type.ghost.io
Liberty Biberty Is My Enemy
Get it out of here.
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
think i took too much cough syrup cause im thinking about dropping a mixtape tonight
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
great reporting on a very sad story
thebanner.com
A Maryland mother’s deportation to Vietnam forces an agonizing choice
Forced 9,000 miles from her family, Melissa Tran confronts what comes next for her U.S.-born children.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two big ai stories to kick off the week are - meta ai giving your address to strangers on fb marketplace - stole a scientific breakthrough and presented it as its own work this is what we get instead of healthcare or third spaces or public transportation or pick literally anything else
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
she said no
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
will pray for you during football national anthems
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think it is illegal to start the day like this
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't think enough innovation has been made in cup holders that can readjust their size
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
never had any desire to have a child but now I want to just so I can name them Peter Morgan Alonso
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
obviously but just sharing so i can say MVPete
thebanner.com
Pete Alonso named unanimous winner of Most Valuable Oriole award
The first baseman has 40 home runs, 24 doubles and an American League-leading 108 RBIs, and he holds an on-base plus slugging percentage of .869.
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
pat mcafee is everywhere man. just opened the fridge and he was in there drinking my oat milk.
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Sammy Workbooks, CMfgA, CMCA, D.C., MBA, FOF, SaaS, .xlsx @bageltechno.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
baltimore comedian stavros halkias sitting in a purple lit room holding a gun.  he is wearing a lamar jackson jersey
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
got the pretzel burger from wendys cause they bombarded me with the commercial that makes it look so good and sometime it is better to not meet your heroes
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