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ItsLyss💜

@alaz1.bsky.social
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(She/her🏳️‍⚧️) Professionally mid. Casually failing. Perfectly spiraling.

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ItsLyss💜 @alaz1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Try to girlmode, get weird looks on the street Boymodefor work, wearing male business attire, get double takes when I speak Girl cant win
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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CireinCroin @cireincroin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The King #deadlock
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 01/10/2026
A bewitching banquet 🩸 Happy October!
2019 illustration by Abigail Larson depicting a witches' banquet scene. Three witches and a large demon are enjoying an Autumnal feast, and on the floor beneath the table goblins and tentacles spill out from under the tablecloth. A black cat reaches up toward a tentacle and bats fly overhead.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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ItsLyss💜 @alaz1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Local women simultaneously wants a boyfriend and also to never be in a serious relationship ever
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Globule @globuleart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I finished the lineart for this witch and her crazy hat:
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xed @halveablock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
from one raven to another. my comic for @armoredcorezine.bsky.social! #ac6 #armoredcore
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To celebrate Spooky Season, let's learn why this vampire bat is running on a treadmill. The three species of vampire bats are the only known mammals to be obligate hemophages: 100% of their calories come from blood. The Common Vampire Bat (Desmodus rotundus) prefers mammals... (📷: Giulia Rossi)
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look at this concept art of my anxiety queen she's so perfect and I love her
Grace Ashcroft taking a nap on the tape outline of a body in a crime scene Grace Ashcroft at work stretching and yawning because she stayed late
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Saly "and more" @salylockheart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Question
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ItsLyss💜 @alaz1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cant wait to see how long this winters game of chicken between me and the thermostat lasts
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☆「YASE」IdolismJ ☆ @idolismj.yase.world · 11/10/2024
Drakengard is a game where you do the same combo against enemies who pose no threat and have 9x more health than they should while a dragon goes "truly I have never bore witness to the type of darkness that lies in the heart of man. Who can say if incest is a good or bad thing?"
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やきに @modoru-5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
疲れた顔
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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ItsLyss💜 @alaz1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What kind of social monster am I now? Reaching out to old friends? Texting people I haven't talked to in ages?
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Moccacat @moccacat.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
#lapislazuli #hnk #housekinokuni #lotl
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 16/09/2026
he won
"I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"
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bunnie 晓梦 Strawbeary plushie on Backerkit @strawbunnycake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#pokemon fanart 🩷 #strawbunnycakeart 🌈 #digitalart
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
posting tummy on your TL
an artwork by Spindle of a midriff section of a character wearing a military uniform (pants and croptop). The pants are open with a slight bush showing, and the hands are caressing the belly area. On the midriff are plates on each side.

behind the character is a warning label that says "WARNING - BURN HAZARD - Do not touch."
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🌹Sing For Anactoria🥀 @singforanactoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Someday you're going to face reality, and you'll have to pay the price. Get it twisted, that's Hell you're walking into"
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Rimjobs are coming to #HaloInfinite @swordfrotonline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Facts: Medea made up Rule Breaker as an excuse to do whatever this was
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great and powerful vincent @getmoneyghoul.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
yes glory to arciel
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Elle 🍄 Flowerbud @pxpetals.com · 06/09/2026
we don’t often put stickers on The Beast, but when we do…
Vinyl decal on our car’s back window. Team Rocket is blasting off, words say: 

WARNING
SERIOUS INJURY CAN OCCUR

ENTER VEHICLE AT YOUR OWN RISK I CANNOT GUARANTEE WE WILL NOT BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
found this on my desktop
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
[mahoyo] old mahoyo scribbles reposting in honor of the event coming out in english
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Princess Kiwi @brynkiwi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yes the big dumb metal thingy is to protect her from guillotines (1/2)
A Comic of Princess Dahlia and her maid Adaline:

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panel 1:
Adaline asks "Princess why do you always wear something round your neck? (Like that stupid metal thing)
Dahlia nervously "Um, I have a embarrassing tattoo."

panel 2
Adaline: "Okay.. what's the real reason"
"You Insolent-!"
"No way you would just reveal that unless you're covering for something worse."
"HOW DARE YOU!! I-I- okay fine."

panel 3
Dahlia nervously taps her fingertips together, "so you know how i did a little coup on my mom's kingdom back in my 20's that didn't go so well... well so there was a little peasant revolt."

panel 4.
And Well..

Panel 5
"10 years ago"
A guillotine falls towards a younger Dahlia's neck.
"Oh dear."

panel 6
Adaline screams "YOU DIED!?"
Dahlia smugly "Of course not! I am the greatest necromancer in the world. It was a simple spell to reattach my head."

panel 7
Dahlia looks nervous again "It's just.... Sorta... Loose now."

panel 8
Adaline very nervous "Loose...?"
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
can't stop thinking about loot excitedly showing chandra his toys love that little guy
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radley #1 jace fan @robotrad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
UGHHH EXACTLY!! EXAAAACTLYYY!! thank u @ohheyitserin.bsky.social
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HRKT @hrktyo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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ItsLyss💜 @alaz1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Crashed out and gave myself a big stupid bruise on my forehead whoops
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Booberry Cereal @bonklechicken.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
More Petra angst
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fish !! | im losing it aha and by it i mean my marbles @grammy-hnng.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
chat ngl i love her design smthn about her hair and sleepy eyes makes her adorable idk i wish her well #PetraParker
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Ange 🐶🍉👶 @angeban.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
visual representation of my brain's only thoughts right now
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atelier @arainydancer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Someday, it would be nice if I could be found." No Love Zero 30 minute animated short film Late 2026/Early 2027 song: LLLL - ねえ、いない feat.fraqsea Maltine Records
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ItsLyss💜 @alaz1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anything you think youre horny about someone else has taken it 10 steps further
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 27/08/2026
If things were meant to be.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/08/2026
he's a 10 but he thinks league is a fun game
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ItsLyss💜 @alaz1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I need to get acquainted with a nice bridge
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Jack "Commissions Open" McGee @droolingdemon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
controversial opinion: metal chocobo rules
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Slothpilosa @slothpilosa.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Some illustrations of Petra Parker that I posted on Twitter. #spiderman
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ItsLyss💜 @alaz1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ah yes, the deep hollowness that comes with going to work.
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Yadana @yadanathreefour.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
more lancer girls, IPS-N edition
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(5/5)
Page 14: The man looks at his sleeping dog, Sadie. She is marked with spots of the new color. Man: “It’s… so beautiful.” Alien 1&2 are laughing. Alien 1: “Alright– chill, man. That’s one– we got six more.” Page 15: Man: “Six??” Alien: “Keep this.” It hands the man the little paper-wrapped new color. “We found six more humans to give the remaining colors. Maybe someday you’ll meet. Maybe your grandkids will meet.” Page 16: Alien: “No rush. Goodbye.” The two aliens float straight up through the ceiling, with a “zhoop.” The man stares up at the ceiling, bewildered. Page 17: The man looks closely at the wrapped paper envelope. “For now…” The paper envelope sits in a messy drawer of clothes. “It’s mine. It can just be mine for now.” The man is outside walking Sadie at sunset. Interwoven in the clouds are spots of the new color.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Chris Quay!! ✨☁️ @chrisquay.com · 24/08/2026
to be Nown is to be Loved
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scary strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ben franklin after i tell him about neopussy:
franklin: and they, invert it, you say? or use the skin of a common river fish? wondrous!
me: so you don’t think it’s weird?
franklin: a bit strange, perchance, but i am a man firmly rooted in the belief that anything that increases the number of flowers betwixt the thighs of the fairer sex is a boon to the world at large. do you have to travel far for this procedure?
me: actually philly’s a really good place to live if you ever want it
franklin, laughing uproariously: of course glorious philadelphia stands even centuries later as a great bastion of personal freedoms and individual liberties! truly, the future contains naught but marvels!
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