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ToonWolf @toonwolfy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The new badge is a good metaphor. Nothing's really changed but it's somehow shitter than it was before

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Alasdair Reisner @alasdairreisner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Coventry have yet to score at home this season. Hold on, I’m hearing some late breaking news… #nufc

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Alasdair Reisner @alasdairreisner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The very definition of “fuck it, I’ll do it myself”… #nufc

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Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I for one, miss the international break

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Alasdair Reisner @alasdairreisner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Player off the pitch because he was fouled. Down to 10. Shocking.

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Alasdair Reisner @alasdairreisner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Not convinced we are wining the lot, lads. #nufc

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Shaun Saunders @sms5441.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Lovely goal by #nufc youngster Rory Finneran yesterday for Notts County

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Alasdair Reisner @alasdairreisner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Just a quick reminder that what we have just watched was due to be one of the jewels in the crown of the European Super League….

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Alasdair Reisner @alasdairreisner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Not feeling *quite* so bad about that Leeds loss now. #nufc

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Alasdair Reisner @alasdairreisner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Well that was awful. Quite a few teams will look at that and realise that they can have a go at us #nufc

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Alasdair Reisner @alasdairreisner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Jokes aside, good to at least get them playing. Game’s dead - might as well build some experience

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Scott Daley @handle.invalid · 14/09/2026

Based on these midfield performances, I think Joelinton goes straight back in to the team when he’s fit again. #NUFC

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Alasdair Reisner @alasdairreisner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

To be fair, this could have ruined my weekend #nufc

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Alasdair Reisner @alasdairreisner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

There will - rightly - be a lot of focus on the defence but they are under pressure because we can’t keep the ball anywhere on the pitch. Leeds playing well, but we are not making it hard for them. #nufc

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Alasdair Reisner @alasdairreisner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Spent 4 points replacing Dedic in my FPL because he was injured. Now for a quick coffee and review tonight’s team sheet… #nufc

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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now

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Alasdair Reisner @alasdairreisner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

*ring, ring* “Hello, is that irrelevant ex-pro” “Yes” “Great. Sky Sports here. We’ve got a Carabao cup round coming up & need additional co-commentators. Don’t worry about experience” “Great!” “Just one thing. We’re only hiring people who are super bitter about #NUFC” “It’s you lucky day sonny”

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Alasdair Reisner @alasdairreisner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

In other #nufc news, U18’s now 4-1 up against Leicester and top of the league. Alfie Hutchinson with a hattrick.

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rayiliminal.bsky.social @rayiliminal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Yes, any real progress this season will need to be made against the high-pressing physical teams. We needed more than was given on the field today to beat that. Work in progress.

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Alasdair Reisner @alasdairreisner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Think that was a real test. First half sloppy but that was because Bournemouth were so good. Won’t play many that press that hard. Never really felt momentum was with us until late in second half. But able to look forward to next match now with another point in the bag #nufc

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Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"Now ring Sandro and tell him you let Nick go to Italy..." #NUFC

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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Watched the match back this morning to do a bit of analysis & I spotted a couple of things.. For example with this Spurs freekick, Mathys Tel hits the ball too high (circled in red), when he should’ve ideally aimed at the goal (circled in yellow). Subtle issue, but just thought it was interesting.

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David/Trout 2.0 @trout61.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Oh, no, I am feeling optimistic about Newcastle 2.0. It's the hope that kills. 🤣🤣 #NUFC

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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 26/08/2026

Settling in nicely 😁 Two assists for Amar Dedić this evening! 🇧🇦

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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Think it started with wow and ended with what was that #nufc

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Plums of Doom @plumsofdoom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I think I’m going to like Jaissle - that “wow” #NUFC

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Tommo @murray1976.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

That's undoubtedly THE worst commentary ive ever heard for a #nufc game. Fkn shite.

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Duncan Wraight @duncan.wraight-consulting.co.uk · 26/08/2026

Jaouen 6 Hall 5 Botman 7 Thiaw 7 Dedic 9 Ramsey 7 Steur 8 / Miley 6 Toure 5 / Barnes 9 Willock 6 / Wissa 7 Murphy 4 / Elanga 7 Woltemade 4 Commentators -72

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Alasdair Reisner @alasdairreisner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Having reffed a few games I always try to defend officials, whose mistakes tend to be under the microscope more than the equivalent from any player. But that was a generational stinker from Bobby Madley tonight #nufc

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Alasdair Reisner @alasdairreisner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I have never watched a match with the sound turned off until tonight. Not sure who is on commentary/ co-commentary but by far and a way the worst I’ve ever heard #nufc

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