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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 02/10/2026
that’s now 4 melbourne earthquakes i’ve not been aware of until after the fact
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 24/09/2026
lookin good dude, real normal
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 18/08/2026
of course noel uses full punctuation in his texts
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 11/08/2026
just got an email from the abs, the boffins have crunched the data and it turns out i “won” the census. very cool!
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 09/08/2026
Breakfast of champions: Australia’s best porridge makers cause a stir at inaugural national competition
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Breakfast of champions: Australia’s best porridge makers cause a stir at inaugural national competition
On Saturday, a sold-out crowd cheered on as 15 contestants battled it out to claim the championship spurtle – with a pinch of Celtic salt the deciding factor Oatmeal sloshes out of pots and into stovetop flames as contestants frantically fumble with their finishing touches. The timer is ticking down but spectators clap and cheer, their whoops ringing through the rafters of Pearl Beach memorial community hall before a voice cuts through the chaos: “please make way for the porridge carriers”. The five cooks step back, glance at each other’s mess, and hope they’ve done enough. Sign up for a weekly email featuring our best reads Continue reading...
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 27/07/2026
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MEAA @withmeaa.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
MEAA stands with Nine Publishing members affected by today’s announcement that 30 editorial roles will be cut across The Sydney Morning Herald, The Age, Brisbane Times and WAToday. Read more: meaa.io/4frrhXV
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
there’s my president rooting for his future home argentina
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 08/07/2026
fuck that felt good
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 05/07/2026
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 04/07/2026
[person who has never seen soccer before] “oh no is that guy hurt?”
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Caitlin Cassidy @caitlinecassidy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Australia may have lost but the CABO VERDE DREAM IS STILL ALIVE
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Kill Your Darlings @kydmagazine.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
UFO or something else? Miles Franklin-winning writer Jennifer Down explores the true Australian mystery of Frederick Valentich. Read this new exclusive story here: www.killyourdarlings.com.au/article/my-g...
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MEAA @withmeaa.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
MEAA condemns the continuing treatment of journalist Sarah Martin by One Nation leader Pauline Hanson. Journalists must be able to do their job without fear of intimidation, exclusion, or personal attack. This is a moment for us to stand together and hold the line on press freedom. meaa.io/3SbzRlK
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Amy Remeikis @amyremeikis.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sarah Martin is an incredible journalist and Hanson personally attacking her for very standard questions shows just how down the Trump normalisation we are. And it will come to all journalists who do their job.
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Bianca Nogrady @biancanogrady.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If journalists don't stand up for each other when we're attacked by politicians, we're going to get picked off one by one. This is how press freedom dies; bit by bit, insult by insult, undermining how important journalism is until no one cares about it anymore.
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 01/06/2026
parrot at computer with speech bubble underneath
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 01/06/2026
some really thoughtful responses in here
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 17/05/2026
Life partner unveils most insane dishwasher packing strategy yet
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We all have days like this
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 13/04/2026
back on my bullshit (writing about how good old bikes are)
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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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Kill Your Darlings @kydmagazine.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Culture is the real tortured ghost of Emerald Fennell’s “Wuthering Heights”, writes @laurencarrollharris of Hollywood's latest hype-machine. Read it here: bit.ly/3Mj7D65
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Josh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I feel like large parts of the commentariat have memory-holed that the Christchurch terrorist was Australian and was radicalised in Australia.
THE AUSTRALIAN
The anti-Israel Greens have shocked
Australian Jews and families of Bondi terror victims after using parliament's official condolences to claim "powerful forces" are using the massacre for political ends and that the attack could have happened to gay and trans people or Muslims.
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 20/01/2026
the far side "cow tools" comic
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Crazy Optical Illusions @crazyopticalillusions.net · 16/01/2026
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 15/01/2026
that makes sense, but yeah it's v murky. either way, her programming decisions should have been backed by the board (which i guess they were in 2024 but begrudgingly by the looks)
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 15/01/2026
or else if adler had wanted to rescind the invitation herself, she was apparently being blocked from doing so by the board
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 15/01/2026
i don't really understand the suggestion that the board seemingly invited Friedman over adler's head in the first place?
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
"There’s no engagement on Twitter. Get rid of that excuse. If you’re on the left or center, nobody on Twitter comes to your work through that app." flaminghydra.com/issue-479/
There’s no engagement on Twitter. Get rid of that excuse. If you’re on the left or center, nobody on Twitter comes to your work through that app. If you’re on the right, you’re driven to post at ever higher registers, lest you get pinned down as the wrong sort of right, until you’re posting child porn prompts. If you’re still on Twitter, you’re a mark and an asshole who evidently approves of child porn, that is, who doesn’t disapprove of it enough to exit the child porn factory.
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Royce Kurmelovs @roycerk2.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
“Welcome to Moscow on the Torrens” Louise Adler resigns as Artistic Director from Adelaide Writers Week with a blistering editorial.
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I cannot be party to silencing writers, which is why I am resigning as director of Adelaide Writers’ Week | Louise Adler
Cancelling the Australian Palestinian author Randa Abdel-Fattah weakens freedom of speech and is the harbinger of a less free nation
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 08/01/2026
wrote about how bikes rule
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 06/12/2025
that’s the one!
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 05/12/2025
you can get off-brand Vornados at kmart now!
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 27/11/2025
savage garden: "animals and children tell the truth, they never lie" me: ok sure "which one is more human, there's a thought now you decide" wait what
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 17/11/2025
beautiful essay
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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 03/10/2025
Bitter fruit: the dark underside of the booming NSW blueberry industry
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Bitter fruit: the dark underside of the booming NSW blueberry industry
Labour hire companies operating on the mid-north coast said to be taking advantage of ‘extremely weak’ state regulation and visa loopholes * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast Ian*, a retired farmer, refers to the two Solomon Islanders living on his farm as “emancipated slaves”. He met James* sitting on the veranda of a house near a blueberry farm on the NSW mid-north coast. He stopped to chat, as he does with many of the blueberry workers in the area. James explained that he was in debt to the farmer for repairs on his car. His passport had been taken, his wages docked and he had no money for food. Continue reading...
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 23/09/2025
On language "learning," Duolingo, A.I., and travel; many beautiful and comical reflections by @annamerlan.bsky.social flaminghydra.com/issue-407/#a...
Alles Klar by Anna Merlan with Duolingo Owl and speech bubble saying [...]
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 07/09/2025
www.killyourdarlings.com.au/become-a-mem...
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 04/09/2025
did a bit of reverse image searching at work
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 04/09/2025
holy hell. awful
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 19/08/2025
Viewed through this lens, the new focus on Gaza is not a change of fortune for Palestinians, but rather a sign of how successfully the United States has suppressed their sympathizers. The pictures of infants reduced to skeletal forms, the videos of panicked hungry crowds under fire, the sheer devastation wrought on the Gaza Strip — these images no longer pose a risk to America. A photograph cannot inspire an antiwar movement if the antiwar movement has been spirited away in the night to a facility in Louisiana. Like the Napalm Girl photo, these images are but a symbol of a tide that has already turned.
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MEAA @withmeaa.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Targeting journalists is a war crime. As colleagues, we remember them. meaa.io/45A4vZ5
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 06/08/2025
Australia’s potential surrender of creative content to tech giants for free is shocking. Labor must decide where it stands
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Australia’s potential surrender of creative content to tech giants for free is shocking. Labor must decide where it stands
The Productivity Commission appears to have bought into tech companies’ brazen arguments – and caught the Australian government off-guard * Follow our Australia news live blog for latest updates * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast Tech companies have devalued the work of creative industries for years. The latest iteration of this is their insistence the AI models they plan to make lots of money from need the labour of all of human creation for free in perpetuity. It’s just surprising that the Productivity Commission appears to have bought into the argument – and caught the Australian government off-guard. The Productivity Commission’s view on AI trained on the copyrighted works of others without compensation, published Wednesday, is that the horse has already bolted for big tech companies – that providing a text and data mining (TDM) exception in copyright law would not change much, but should be worth considering. Continue reading...
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MEAA @withmeaa.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
MEAA supports the Palestine Action Group’s bid to March for Humanity across the Sydney Harbour Bridge. meaa.io/4laIpSL
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