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Akkristor

@akkristor.bsky.social
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He/Him. Sentient intrusive thought. Professional programming imposter. My life's structure is third abnormal form.

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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
penny-anna on tumblr: "Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games
• Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy"

penny-anna on tumblr replies:
[A television still of comedians Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie sitting side-by-side on the set of Whose Line Is It Anyway?.]
"They are piloting a Jaeger together in my imagination"

penny-anna on tumblr replies: 
"#hate this. im in the shatterdome trying to coordinate my jaegers in the field fighting for the fate of humanity #and these two chuckleheads over here won't stop doing bits on the open channel #they keep defeating kaiju with slapstick routines and its INFURIATING

yeah the worst part is it's actually working for them"

kyraneko on tumblr replies: "And their Jaeger is called Nihilistic Singularity (because it's a point that doesn't matter.)"
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floop root :-) @flooproots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the legend of zelda: ocarina of time logo, except the text is replaced with the bouncer logo text:

“Sion, a man haunted by a tragic past
Within him lies strength and kindness, but also great sorrow
All this will change when he meets a girl named Dominique
These are the residents of DOG STREET
The
Bouncer”
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 11/09/2026
Due to rising rents and gentrification, Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse is set to take place in a 3-bedroom/2-bath condominium. paletteswap.site/dif...
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No’eau Aitonui/Heiani Mareva Hoata @mudaship39.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ISTFG
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room
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spoonee @spoonee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Chat asked me to upload the short film I made in 3D Movie Maker to Youtube, so please enjoy JOHN DARK SOULS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3Zt...
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John Dark Souls
YouTube video by Spoonee VODs
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Do not drink the Kirby juice.
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bigmsaxon @bigmsaxon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Alita bra strap m... nevermind.
Digital two-page comic of Alita (a young dark-haired girl who is entirely cybernetic from the neck down) from the manga Battle Angel Alita. She is wearing black track pants and a white sleeveless top.

In the first panel her top has slipped down off her left shoulder, exposing what looks like a black strap underneath. A voice off screen is saying "Your bra strap is showing."

In the second panel she has reached over and detached her left arm at the shoulder, revealing that what looked like a bra strap was just the seam where her arm connects to her torso.
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James Wood @omgmorejames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Roguelike Deckbuilder
Rogue and Gambit from Xmen 97
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Tropicalfreeze21 (So very tired) @tropicalfreeze21.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
She gorp on my scroggin til I schmogle
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RabToons @rabtoons.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Final Jimothy VII
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Helen Savore (she/her) @paperninja.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
To all the impending Pathfinder Infinite writers waiting for the new society scenario guidance - Paizo has a NO GEN-AI policy. Not sure why I have to share this, but apparently I do. help.pathfinderinfinite.com/hc/en-us/art...
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Content Guidelines
What can I use in my Infinite products?When you create your own title for Pathfinder Infinite or Starfinder Infinite, you get access to a trove of resources. Your work can use any of the Pathfinder...
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Akkristor @akkristor.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Tales of Eternia LETS GO
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 18/05/2026
Tom Kane has passed away at the age of 64 He voiced Yoda, Professor Utonium, and many other roles
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Akkristor @akkristor.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
@tropicalfreeze21.bsky.social
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Naked_Tonberry She/Her @naked-tonberry.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
AHHHHHHHH
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VibianaSecret 🔞 VGen Open! @vibianasecret.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
- Based in the UK, but account was made on a US server - Trans women are required to submit ID for verification - ID verification handled by Persona Y’all, it’s the feds. Three letter agent glow so bright
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Tales of Eternia Remastered is PEGI rated for Nintendo Switch
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Akkristor @akkristor.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
www.forbes.com/sites/timlam...
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Roger Sweet, ‘He-Man’ Action Figure Creator, Dies At 91
Roger Sweet, a toy designer who created the He-Man action figure that spawned "Masters of the Universe" cartoons and upcoming feature film, has died.
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Akkristor @akkristor.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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a man is holding a lighter with the words come out to the coast get together have a few laughs above him
ALT: a man is holding a lighter with the words come out to the coast get together have a few laughs above him
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Zarithya😈💻 | Techubus VTuber @zarithya.online · 22/04/2026
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shadg @shadg.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
a comic.
Jonathan: "Hey I wanted to tell you I'm coming out as an any% speedrunner"
Charlotte: "That's great! as your friend I'll support you no matter what!"
Jonathan, now looking like Charlotte: "Man, glitches sure are amazing"
Charlotte: "why the fuck do you look like me"
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Akkristor @akkristor.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
First game: AD&D 2nd Edition Last game: Pathfinder 2e Longest game: D&D 3.5 Favorite game: Used to be D&D 3.5, is now PF2e Favorite mechanics: PF2e Favorite art: Iron Kingdoms
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Akkristor @akkristor.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Akkristor @akkristor.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Tales of the Abyss Digital Devil Saga Persona 3 Mana Khemia (and the entire rest of the Atelier series) Ar Tonelico Phantom Brave But for the less well known favorite I recommend for everyone: Growlanser Generations
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GryphonAMX @gryphonamx.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
For those that use Deepbot #Deepbot for their streams, the chatbot is...ssssorta down. The domain got taken over because the original owner is MIA. Adding a screenshot from the Deepbot discord on how to temp-mend this (Alt text is there as well for easy copy-paste of the lines) : (More after + )
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Deepbot Connection Workaround
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Situation: As of 27/02/2026, Deepbot is not able to connect normally. This is due to the deepbot.tv domain expiring. Until this is resolved, there is a temporary workaround that can be put into place to allow the connection to still happen. Currently, the recommendation is that once this is done, you grab what you need for exporting elsewhere. You continue to use Deepbot at your own risk of losing data at this point.

Resolution:
NOTE: Messing with the host file in windows, while one of the safer power modifications, can still go wrong. You are basically telling your PC "I know this is the link I want to visit, but I actually want it to visit this place". If you have problems after this modification, revert changes. As with all things ALWAYS make a backup

PREREQ: Close Deepbot before running the below tasks
1) Open Notepad as an administrator (Start Menu -> Search for notepad -> Right click -> Run as administrator). Alternatively, use your text editor of choice. This guide will assume that normal Notepad is being used.
2) Once open, Click File -> Open
3) At the bottom right dropdown box that most likely states "Text documents (*.txt), select "All files"
4) Navigate to the following location - C:\Windows\System32\drivers\etc
If the above doesnt exist, you likely have windows installed on another drive. Change the C to be the correct drive letter (i.e. D)
5) Open the file named "hosts"
6) Add the following lines to the BOTTOM of the file

198.252.106.246 www.deepbot.tv
198.252.106.246 deepbot.tv
198.252.106.246 wiki.deepbot.tv
198.252.100.17 api.deepbot.tv

6) Save the file
7) Open Deepbot

Deepbot should now open as expected. If the server IP changes, and the domain issue still hasn't been resolved, you will need to repeat this process again. When we find out the IP, we will attempt to update this
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 04/01/2026
You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
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Tom Taylor @tomtaylormade.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I think the most scandalous thing about Dr Pepper is that it isn't even a real doctor. It's actually a carbonated drink that has never even had any medical training. It also doesn't hold any advanced degrees at all, let alone a PhD. It's an unqualified can of lies.
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Akkristor @akkristor.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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🟡⚪️ 𝑪𝑹𝒀𝑬𝑵𝑨 🟣⚫️ @biggaybowacunga.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 04/11/2025
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz will return for a new ‘THE MUMMY’ movie Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillet (‘Scream 5’) are set to direct. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
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Kikki Planet @kikkiplanet.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
“They were careless people, … they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made" - F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
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Livvy 🌌 @livvyclosehaul.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Time for one of my favorite FFXIV posts ever for the Monster Hunter fans:
Tumblr user toskarin: the starboard/larboard mechanic localisation in ffxiv was hilarious because it actually perfectly illustrated why larboard as a term was replaced with port in real life
Tumblr user bottledfool: It's true, sailors back in the day were always getting blasted by lasers if they turned the wrong way
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spoonee @spoonee.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
<insert out of pocket statement that goes viral here>
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Akkristor @akkristor.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Tried my best to use PS2 and earlier games that i have played at least once Atelier Iris: Eternal Mana Kartia: The World of Fate Kirby Super Star Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure Illusion of Gaia Soul Nomad and the World Eaters Tales of the Abyss Odin Sphere Robotrek
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spoonee @spoonee.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
about a week left for this 👀
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dino! 🌈 @dinosaurgerms.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
adding the Tactics Ogre OST to anything instantly transforms it into high art, a thing of aching, poignant beauty. here it is over images of Taco Bell
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Maren 🦎💚 @rennerei.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
decided to make a little yakuza zine 💃
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Akkristor @akkristor.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
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a few household chemicals in the proper proportions is written on the screen
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Mass-Driver @mass-driver.com · 23/04/2025
The ‘Piracy. It’s a Crime’ campaign used pirated music, *and* as it turns out, also used pirated fonts. Incredible.
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“Piracy. It’s a Crime.” PSA
From Wikipedia: “You Wouldn’t Steal a Car” is the first sentence and commonly used name of a public service announcement that debuted on July 12, 2004 in cinemas, and July 27 on home media, which wa...
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Akkristor @akkristor.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
@altonbrown.bsky.social I love your Good Eats cookbooks and i was wondering if you have a 'complete' index of the four books together?
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Akkristor @akkristor.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Post a gif of a PS1 game
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a video game character named agrias says life is short
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
All of these spoke to me, deeply.
A series of Tumblr posts:

The old magic persists thanks to its unfathomable power."
No, the old magic persists because the new magic can't run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don't want or need onto my orb.

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.
The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.
Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.
You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.
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Jack Mango @jackmango.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Sunday 1pm PST I'll be streaming Lunacid for the first time. jackmango.tv
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Nortuet @nortverse.com · 09/04/2025
Just checked something, and what. Not only does Apple charge Patrons EXTRA, but transactions take 75 days after purchase to become available for withdrawal? Anyway, support creators through web browser, NOT app. Jesus.
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
it was decided that maybe the adherence to Sonic character proportions was too upsetting, so here’s a cuter variant 🖊️🦑
Chibi Goromi with the text “Pissing all by yourself Kiryu-Chan?”
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spoonee @spoonee.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Little self-portrait doodle~
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spoonee @spoonee.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
c a t
Grey cat lays on a brown floor
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