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(he/him) Be gay. Do crimes. | I probably shouldn't judge, but here I go... Boston area | 🏳️‍🌈

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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 17h
The objectively correct ranking of rooting interests for the remaining MLB teams: 1. Cleveland (haven’t won since ‘48, and Jose Ramirez deserves it) 2. Milwaukee (never won it and deserve to) 3. Chicago (hell of a turnaround story) 4. San Diego (never won it but fuck Machado)
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
guy reaches on a *strikeout*, steals second, then gets third on a bad throw from the same catcher who biffed catching the K. and now he scores fuck this
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
14 2/3 innings to score *once*. Woof. Breslow, we need a new athletic training staff, we need Adley locked up the next five years, we need Mead to be healthy and hitting, we need Gray on a two-year deal, we need a DH who can hit the long ball, and we need Arias to be ready *tomorrow*.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wasn't *gonna* have a second drink but if this is the last time I get to watch the Red Sox until March, then fuck it.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
welp, that's probably it, way we're hitting the last five weeks. see y'all in march. maybe this time roman anthony won't be broken.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jahmai Jones sucks ass. Jeez. I'd rather see Mead in there for the first time since July. Or Duran.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
reminder, kids, there is no x in lackadaisical
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is bonkers to see the White Sox kicking ass with a half-dozen Red Sox castoffs. Meidroth. Hicks. Benintendi. I shouldn’t count Teel and Montgomery in that considering the Crochet trade but still.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, that’s game. 2-0 was gonna be tough, 3-0 with the bases still loaded and nobody out, this is an L.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got a haircut today but am waiting until I can trim my mustache to share. :-{)
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We haven't hit since, like, August. I'm hoping we can scratch a couple across tomorrow and hope Gray has a lights-out game, but I'm not super optimistic.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man, putting the Red Sox game on is exposing just how much I hate watching live TV during election season.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m too old. Alas.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😭😭😭
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And I have two performances and a strike tomorrow. 🙃
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
northampton isn’t really western massachusetts, it’s the pioneer valley
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Um Actually Bonnie Gordon
ALT: Um Actually Bonnie Gordon
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That disappointment when you Google a pretty actor in a movie or show you’re watching and find out he’s straight.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if a social media platform is not actively destroying my mental health, what am I even using it for? that's the fun part of being online
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 19/09/2026
Take a test drive of the new Ford AO3
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not that it really matters, the broader point is still valid, but Kraft famously didn’t take taxpayer money for Gillette Stadium and isn’t taking taxpayer money for the soccer stadium he’s building.
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Spiff @spiff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wanted to share a few photos of the fun summer bbq Photoshoot I did with my local queer rugby team. I want to thank them for letting me go wild and do a fun series embracing the warmth of summer and the warmth of queer friendship!
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Karen V. Juliette @karenvjuliette.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oscar Isaac as Victor Frankenstein
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I THINK YOU’RE A BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
SLUGGO AND TWO OTHER BOYS WATCH AS NANCY TELLS A POLICE OFFICER OFF
NANCY:I THINK YOU’RE A BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
motherfucker, calm down, it is extremely not time
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Y’all, you survived Monday. Have a drink to celebrate that.
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matthew @pahuski.com · 30/08/2026
a few things can be true: - in general, this is probably the least bad way google can handle disputes: just show the official data for users in that country - this is a no-win situation for them - it's partly of their own making because their execs wanted this oaf back in office, so screw 'em
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
holy shit have I been sleeping on this movie
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ran into my US Senator (Markey) on the Main Street of my city for the third time in the eight years we’ve been living here. Kinda great.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Three days on and I still don’t really have words for this. I was proud of the work I did, absolutely, and I’m beyond honored to have been considered (much less awarded). I’m also, honestly, feeling so *validated* for how much time and sweat and miles I put into this “hobby” of mine.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@peteabeglobe.bsky.social This might also end Gray’s quiet pursuit of 20 wins. Maybe.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
man remember that hawk tuah girl and how she rugpulled a crypto and then disappeared
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
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Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing
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DirtyV3gas @dirtyv3gas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Police Officers at the Stonewall Inn
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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 22/08/2026
Fenway was loud! 🗣️
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
yeah, this was as predictable as shalrie joseph scoring on his return to gillette
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Spiff @spiff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nice night for a baseball game with @ajvsell.bsky.social 🥰
A picture of Fenway Park. Looking towards the field.A selfie of me (man on left in gray sweater and purple hair) and my husband (man on right in blue shirt, wearing glasses)
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Remember when she was a serious candidate for the VP spot on Biden’s ticket?
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
eat shit
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is a guess. I have clearer memories of which cassettes I bought myself early on, for some reason.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Mulan, Ariel, Jasmine, Tiana
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Jeff Raymond @jeff.masstransparency.org · 19/08/2026
Image of people putting up a tent. Words over it: "Treat your body like a data centre / Consume as much water and literature as possible / Upset local city councils with your existence"
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🇹🇩
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Depends - am I a Guardian or not?
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Zavala: Indeed
ALT: Zavala: Indeed
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