madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 17hThe objectively correct ranking of rooting interests for the remaining MLB teams: 1. Cleveland (haven’t won since ‘48, and Jose Ramirez deserves it) 2. Milwaukee (never won it and deserve to) 3. Chicago (hell of a turnaround story) 4. San Diego (never won it but fuck Machado) 130
Reposted by madam, i'm adamJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... 11946761162
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026guy reaches on a *strikeout*, steals second, then gets third on a bad throw from the same catcher who biffed catching the K. and now he scores fuck this 060
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/202614 2/3 innings to score *once*. Woof. Breslow, we need a new athletic training staff, we need Adley locked up the next five years, we need Mead to be healthy and hitting, we need Gray on a two-year deal, we need a DH who can hit the long ball, and we need Arias to be ready *tomorrow*. 030
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wasn't *gonna* have a second drink but if this is the last time I get to watch the Red Sox until March, then fuck it. 1130
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026welp, that's probably it, way we're hitting the last five weeks. see y'all in march. maybe this time roman anthony won't be broken. 040
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jahmai Jones sucks ass. Jeez. I'd rather see Mead in there for the first time since July. Or Duran. 110
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It is bonkers to see the White Sox kicking ass with a half-dozen Red Sox castoffs. Meidroth. Hicks. Benintendi. I shouldn’t count Teel and Montgomery in that considering the Crochet trade but still. 140
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah, that’s game. 2-0 was gonna be tough, 3-0 with the bases still loaded and nobody out, this is an L. 020
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I got a haircut today but am waiting until I can trim my mustache to share. :-{) 1150
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We haven't hit since, like, August. I'm hoping we can scratch a couple across tomorrow and hope Gray has a lights-out game, but I'm not super optimistic. 010
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Man, putting the Red Sox game on is exposing just how much I hate watching live TV during election season. 051
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And I have two performances and a strike tomorrow. 🙃 051
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026northampton isn’t really western massachusetts, it’s the pioneer valleystatic.klipy.comUm Actually Bonnie GordonALT: Um Actually Bonnie Gordon 040
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That disappointment when you Google a pretty actor in a movie or show you’re watching and find out he’s straight. 0171
Reposted by madam, i'm adamSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026if a social media platform is not actively destroying my mental health, what am I even using it for? that's the fun part of being online 6101463
Reposted by madam, i'm adamJoshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 19/09/2026Take a test drive of the new Ford AO3 6756128
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not that it really matters, the broader point is still valid, but Kraft famously didn’t take taxpayer money for Gillette Stadium and isn’t taking taxpayer money for the soccer stadium he’s building. 260
Reposted by madam, i'm adamSpiff @spiff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Wanted to share a few photos of the fun summer bbq Photoshoot I did with my local queer rugby team. I want to thank them for letting me go wild and do a fun series embracing the warmth of summer and the warmth of queer friendship! 1625924
Reposted by madam, i'm adamNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I THINK YOU’RE A BIG PIECE OF CHEESE! 2077975
Reposted by madam, i'm adamSteve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends. 14757871281
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026motherfucker, calm down, it is extremely not time 2170
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Y’all, you survived Monday. Have a drink to celebrate that. 6552
Reposted by madam, i'm adammatthew @pahuski.com · 30/08/2026a few things can be true: - in general, this is probably the least bad way google can handle disputes: just show the official data for users in that country - this is a no-win situation for them - it's partly of their own making because their execs wanted this oaf back in office, so screw 'em 2206
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ran into my US Senator (Markey) on the Main Street of my city for the third time in the eight years we’ve been living here. Kinda great. 190
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Three days on and I still don’t really have words for this. I was proud of the work I did, absolutely, and I’m beyond honored to have been considered (much less awarded). I’m also, honestly, feeling so *validated* for how much time and sweat and miles I put into this “hobby” of mine. 3430
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026@peteabeglobe.bsky.social This might also end Gray’s quiet pursuit of 20 wins. Maybe. 010
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026man remember that hawk tuah girl and how she rugpulled a crypto and then disappeared 1110
Reposted by madam, i'm adamMicah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous lossstatic.klipy.comTim Curry Laughing as Pirate CaptainAlt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing 2465881442
Reposted by madam, i'm adamDirtyV3gas @dirtyv3gas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Police Officers at the Stonewall Inn 915516
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026yeah, this was as predictable as shalrie joseph scoring on his return to gillette 040
Reposted by madam, i'm adamSpiff @spiff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Nice night for a baseball game with @ajvsell.bsky.social 🥰 2821
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Remember when she was a serious candidate for the VP spot on Biden’s ticket? 040
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is a guess. I have clearer memories of which cassettes I bought myself early on, for some reason. 170
Reposted by madam, i'm adamDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182654359
madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Depends - am I a Guardian or not?static.klipy.comZavala: IndeedALT: Zavala: Indeed 150