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madam, i'm adam

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(he/him) Be gay. Do crimes. | I probably shouldn't judge, but here I go... Boston area | 🏳️‍🌈

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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 7h
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 8h
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 8h
That one I don’t remember at all tbh.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 18h
Yup. The worst possible timing for that crash, and like you said, it was *so long* that they were just fucked. You wonder what becomes of BlueSky if that crash doesn’t happen.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 18h
Remember when everybody was on Hive for like 20 minutes?
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 18h
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Horny Bonk Cheems Meme
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It took City a minute too.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Chiaralbart: Trans Rights Butterfly
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
come on, guys. @mbta.com you can afford proofreading
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
www.mccny.org (Knew I remembered a denomination that was explicitly and specifically founded and run by queer folks. Looked it up and there’s a NY location.)
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Metropolitan Community Church of New York - The Human Right's Church
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Never been!
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sure am.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
1. Cleveland 2. Milwaukee (this is not a distant second place, to be clear) 3. Tampa 4. Los Angeles
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
21 out of 27 outs by K. Wild.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
💩🤠
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
surely there’s another word
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Phoebe cuddles.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
youtu.be/OABeWNqZph4
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A Goofy Movie Live-Action - After Today
YouTube video by Ted Sowards
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That movie has aged so incredibly well. Have I shown you the live action recreation of the opening number? It’s one of my all-time favorite YouTube videos.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can you get a day pass to a lounge?
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🇹🇩
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That is way more of a pet peeve of mine than it should be. Like, disproportionally annoying.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh no
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
get fucked, yankees
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had to go check the app to see which game you were talking about. Like, was my feed of Rays-Yankees behind or did something happen in the game closer to you…
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😕
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve been helping as a child wrangler with the production of Annie my friend is directing. Only been to two rehearsals but pretty sure one of the urchins gave me this cold.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mine was pretty boring and lame. “Buys premium ready to drink coffee.” Like, yeah. Homosexual. Of course I do. I’m lazy and like coffee.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sick day vibes
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I cannot tell you how tickled I am about how hard they’ve leaned into this.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of the only mercies of that Red Sox postseason being so short is my exposure them was pretty limited.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bored Monkey Pirate Drummer
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
…do I know this musical theater gay?
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It went from 0-60 in no time. In August, the biggest agentic AI (that’s the term for it) provider was Perplexity’s Comet browser. Now the volume of agentic stuff has *tripled* and Muse has 40% of it. It’s insane.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unfortunately it’s working. My company tracks that kind of thing and Muse is *huge*.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, I’m gonna guess you’re not that hairy and aren’t going to transform into a beast in a week or so…
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Considering there were three things, which one are you? 😛
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t love the logo but “Sin City FC” is fire.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
will there be a third click through? 👀
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oops I remembered I hadn’t seen the Merrily proshot, so that’s my Saturday evening sorted.
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Charley Kringas Charles Kringas
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Vince Staples: It Do Be Facts Tho
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
5. Atlanta (recent winners, sneaky good, still a hella racist team name) 6. Tampa (Florida doesn’t deserve baseball) 7. Los Angeles (yay Mookie, boo everyone else) 8. The Heat Death of the Universe 9. New York
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The objectively correct ranking of rooting interests for the remaining MLB teams: 1. Cleveland (haven’t won since ‘48, and Jose Ramirez deserves it) 2. Milwaukee (never won it and deserve to) 3. Chicago (hell of a turnaround story) 4. San Diego (never won it but fuck Machado)
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There will be no games *period* for the Sox in October.
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do we still have the best medical staff in the league? Oviedo, Crawford, Houck, Crochet, Casas, Anthony, Guerrero, Slaten, Gonzalez... I'll even spot you Gasper, White, Kiner-Falefa, and Seigler since those were freak injuries. How many of those guys would it have taken to win this series? 2? 3?
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
guy reaches on a *strikeout*, steals second, then gets third on a bad throw from the same catcher who biffed catching the K. and now he scores fuck this
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madam, i'm adam @ajvsell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
14 2/3 innings to score *once*. Woof. Breslow, we need a new athletic training staff, we need Adley locked up the next five years, we need Mead to be healthy and hitting, we need Gray on a two-year deal, we need a DH who can hit the long ball, and we need Arias to be ready *tomorrow*.
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