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jokes still range from below lemon to sublime creator of Goalbot Network - @goalbot.dev

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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 1h
FREE POD - WE'RE BACK THE RED CARD REPORT - THURSDAY SEPT 17TH - TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 29TH Congrats to this (La Liga Team) on the Earliest Red Card of the Week and they got a win too!! Real Potosi maintains the crown as the Top Red Card getting team in the world! www.patreon.com/SickosCommit...
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THE RED CARD REPORT - THURSDAY SEPT 17TH - TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 29TH | Sickos Committee
Join Commish as he goes through as many of the Red Cards he can that occurred in the Football World. Congrats to Elche on the Earliest Red
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 1h
Thanks to @ajpiano.com for helping us get the Red Card data back online!
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 19h
pov: you're the guy commentating on this match
a pink and yellow child's toy "Echo Mic" microphone
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 29/09/2026
the "protect women's sports" party forgot women's sports
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 29/09/2026
"and with that, we go to our sideline reporter who has more on the injury. is there any chance of him returning to the pitch today" "0.69" "cheers, jev"
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 26/09/2026
wake up babe, goalbot also does post match player ratings now, also it's tomorrow
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 26/09/2026
hey it's @mls.goalbot.dev matchday (except in harrison nj)
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 26/09/2026
Here's the honest read
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 26/09/2026
go on you robins!
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Ask a Manager @askamanager.org · 25/09/2026
I wrote about it here! www.askamanager.org/2026/09/is-i...
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is it OK to bring an iced coffee to an interview?
A reader writes: Recently, on TikTok, there has been a big debate about if it’s okay to bring an iced coffee into an interview or not. Some people think it comes off immature or overly casual, like th...
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atomic bog @jessicapancakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and we're done here, the expert has spoken
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026
wake up babe, goalbot now does pre-match lineup cards
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026
northern island pip georgia at the death to win today's vexillologist's derby
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026
the number one television show of the 21st century is clearly byron allen's comics unleashed followed closely by LXTV's talk stoop btw i live in a taxicab
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026
they made the liberty biberty into a real thing and it sucks even more than when it was just a fake thing
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026
"late drama in andorra" is a sentence i've longed to type
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026
you are in two minds, tossing a coin to decide whether you should tell your folks about a dose of thrush you got from licking railings. but you read in a book that you got free from boots there are lotions, there are potions you can take to hide your shame from all those prying eyes. lazy jane all t
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026
oh................and i cannot emphasise this enough...............no
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goalbot 🥅🤖 @goalbot.dev · 24/09/2026
the international break is here and we've got you covered with feeds for every confederation! @afc.goalbot.dev @caf.goalbot.dev @concacaf.goalbot.dev @conmebol.goalbot.dev @ofc.goalbot.dev @uefa.goalbot.dev
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 23/09/2026
just saw this post and took it as a todolist ... @uwcl.goalbot.dev and @frauen-bundesliga.goalbot.dev are both ready to rock if you would like your timeline utterly inundated
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Banning autoeroticism because of inability to reconcile the true lessons of the world wars is literally majoritarianism
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 20/09/2026
doo-dah, doo-dah
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 17/09/2026
sadly, Mei Dick remains closed www.yelp.com/biz/mei-dick...
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Mei Dick - New York, NY
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phil @philjamesson.com · 17/09/2026
bret stephens: millions of americans don't vote because they're off sipping assyrtiko in santorini the new york times: thank you bret. we have once again renewed your contract to give us insight on how society works
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 17/09/2026
for years, "EA Sucks" was the war cry of only gamers. now everyone is on board
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 16/09/2026
i'm gonna mog bob kraft donate all million dollars from my pocket
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 16/09/2026
this post has one of the best sentences to ever appear on @askamanager.org so i sang it
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 16/09/2026
"hey jimbo, yeah, just fill it up forever, naneinf gallons please"
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 16/09/2026
lol at @atproto.nyc day @teonbrooks.com said i should make a goalbot for the us open and he meant then-forthcoming tennis tournament and i thought he meant the @usopencup.goalbot.dev
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 16/09/2026
up the robins !!!!!!!
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 16/09/2026
oh yeah, that's just Grungus, he's a fucking weirdo
a strangely laid out sign, it is two circles next to each other on a post. the first circle says

OLD
ORC

the second sign says

HARD

so it clearly says "Old Orchard" but it also looks like it says OLD ORC HARD

and in the universe of this joke that's who Grungus is
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 15/09/2026
"have you noticed that everyone has the exact same personality now" no i havent, random youtuber, but i do suggest you meet more people
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 15/09/2026
a double standard in MY precious K-12 education system?!?!?!?
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 15/09/2026
another dichotomy i overheard first-hand last night outside citi field is the one between tapped-in fans and everyone else "are they building another baseball stadium there?" "no, i think it's for a different sport" "who owns nycfc anyway?" "i think it's david beckham" "no that's LA" #nycfc
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 14/09/2026
it's time to start asking serious questions about this tech
WORK FRIEND

Every Word My Employee Writes Reeks of A.I. and Weed
Is Claude able to smoke pot? Can it pass that shit my way?

Original ref: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/13/business/employee-ai-use.html
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 14/09/2026
POV: this couple likes your vibe from across the bar and are threatening to buy you a drink
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 13/09/2026
ARE YOU PREPARED FOR GLONZO???????????
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 11/09/2026
WE’VE GOT TATY CASTELLANOS
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Valdas Dambrauskas spent his winnings from the Lithuanian version of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” on a coaching course and a move to England. Twenty-four years later, he’s leading Sabah in their Champions League debut at Old Trafford 🤯
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 10/09/2026
"if i stay focused on the crackers that you're chewing, i do it to the detriment of everything i'm doing" is a favourite couplet from a track i wrote this year
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 10/09/2026
HE SCORED BUT I FORGOT THE HAT 🥹
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goalbot 🥅🤖 @goalbot.dev · 09/09/2026
this bot now reposts everything from across the goalbot network, including some new ones like @laliga.goalbot.dev & @mlsnextpro.goalbot.dev anything not covered by a dedicated feed now originates over at @chronicle.goalbot.dev check out feed list at goalbot.dev/bluesky and hmu to propose your own
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 09/09/2026
i was about to turn into the jokerman until i saw that jokerman had made it into the cut
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 08/09/2026
it's derby day in Two York City....also there's a dedicated @mlsnextpro.goalbot.dev feed now lol
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goalbot 🥅🤖 @goalbot.dev · 06/09/2026
GOAL! 10' — K. Hole scores for Volda. Volda 1–0 Rosenborg II. 3. Division - Girone 2 #volda #rosenborgii
GOAL! 10' — K. Hole scores for Volda. Volda 1–0 Rosenborg II. 3. Division - Girone 2

#volda #rosenborgii
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 06/09/2026
this is how jimbo feels when you naneinf
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 05/09/2026
hell yeah i’m still into NFTs
lettuce cultivars growing in a greenhouse using the nutrient film technique, labeled on a sign above it as NFT
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 02/09/2026
@blueballspod.bsky.social do we have an option to buy Luighi? is this an investment worth making ?
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 01/09/2026
coming to grips with the sicko i have become,,,saw the surname “Hayes” and thought, “the Ha! Yes!” family
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