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FREE POD - WE'RE BACK THE RED CARD REPORT - THURSDAY SEPT 17TH - TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 29TH Congrats to this (La Liga Team) on the Earliest Red Card of the Week and they got a win too!! Real Potosi maintains the crown as the Top Red Card getting team in the world! www.patreon.com/SickosCommit...

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THE RED CARD REPORT - THURSDAY SEPT 17TH - TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 29TH | Sickos Committee

Join Commish as he goes through as many of the Red Cards he can that occurred in the Football World. Congrats to Elche on the Earliest Red

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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 1h

Thanks to @ajpiano.com for helping us get the Red Card data back online!

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 19h

pov: you're the guy commentating on this match

a pink and yellow child's toy "Echo Mic" microphone

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 29/09/2026

the "protect women's sports" party forgot women's sports

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 29/09/2026

"and with that, we go to our sideline reporter who has more on the injury. is there any chance of him returning to the pitch today" "0.69" "cheers, jev"

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 26/09/2026

wake up babe, goalbot also does post match player ratings now, also it's tomorrow

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 26/09/2026

hey it's @mls.goalbot.dev matchday (except in harrison nj)

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 26/09/2026

Here's the honest read

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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atomic bog @jessicapancakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

and we're done here, the expert has spoken

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026

wake up babe, goalbot now does pre-match lineup cards

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026

northern island pip georgia at the death to win today's vexillologist's derby

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026

the number one television show of the 21st century is clearly byron allen's comics unleashed followed closely by LXTV's talk stoop btw i live in a taxicab

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026

they made the liberty biberty into a real thing and it sucks even more than when it was just a fake thing

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026

"late drama in andorra" is a sentence i've longed to type

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026

you are in two minds, tossing a coin to decide whether you should tell your folks about a dose of thrush you got from licking railings. but you read in a book that you got free from boots there are lotions, there are potions you can take to hide your shame from all those prying eyes. lazy jane all t

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026

oh................and i cannot emphasise this enough...............no

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goalbot 🥅🤖 @goalbot.dev · 24/09/2026

the international break is here and we've got you covered with feeds for every confederation! @afc.goalbot.dev @caf.goalbot.dev @concacaf.goalbot.dev @conmebol.goalbot.dev @ofc.goalbot.dev @uefa.goalbot.dev

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 23/09/2026

just saw this post and took it as a todolist ... @uwcl.goalbot.dev and @frauen-bundesliga.goalbot.dev are both ready to rock if you would like your timeline utterly inundated

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Banning autoeroticism because of inability to reconcile the true lessons of the world wars is literally majoritarianism

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 17/09/2026

sadly, Mei Dick remains closed www.yelp.com/biz/mei-dick...

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Mei Dick - New York, NY

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phil @philjamesson.com · 17/09/2026

bret stephens: millions of americans don't vote because they're off sipping assyrtiko in santorini the new york times: thank you bret. we have once again renewed your contract to give us insight on how society works

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 17/09/2026

for years, "EA Sucks" was the war cry of only gamers. now everyone is on board

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 16/09/2026

i'm gonna mog bob kraft donate all million dollars from my pocket

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 16/09/2026

this post has one of the best sentences to ever appear on @askamanager.org so i sang it

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 16/09/2026

"hey jimbo, yeah, just fill it up forever, naneinf gallons please"

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 16/09/2026

lol at @atproto.nyc day @teonbrooks.com said i should make a goalbot for the us open and he meant then-forthcoming tennis tournament and i thought he meant the @usopencup.goalbot.dev

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 16/09/2026

up the robins !!!!!!!

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 16/09/2026

oh yeah, that's just Grungus, he's a fucking weirdo

a strangely laid out sign, it is two circles next to each other on a post. the first circle says

OLD
ORC

the second sign says

HARD

so it clearly says "Old Orchard" but it also looks like it says OLD ORC HARD

and in the universe of this joke that's who Grungus is

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　　　the　　　 postes @rem.bsjky.team · 15/09/2026

"have you noticed that everyone has the exact same personality now" no i havent, random youtuber, but i do suggest you meet more people

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 15/09/2026

a double standard in MY precious K-12 education system?!?!?!?

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 15/09/2026

another dichotomy i overheard first-hand last night outside citi field is the one between tapped-in fans and everyone else "are they building another baseball stadium there?" "no, i think it's for a different sport" "who owns nycfc anyway?" "i think it's david beckham" "no that's LA" #nycfc

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 14/09/2026

it's time to start asking serious questions about this tech

WORK FRIEND

Every Word My Employee Writes Reeks of A.I. and Weed
Is Claude able to smoke pot? Can it pass that shit my way?

Original ref: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/13/business/employee-ai-use.html

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 14/09/2026

POV: this couple likes your vibe from across the bar and are threatening to buy you a drink

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 13/09/2026

ARE YOU PREPARED FOR GLONZO???????????

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 11/09/2026

WE’VE GOT TATY CASTELLANOS

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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Valdas Dambrauskas spent his winnings from the Lithuanian version of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” on a coaching course and a move to England. Twenty-four years later, he’s leading Sabah in their Champions League debut at Old Trafford 🤯

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 10/09/2026

"if i stay focused on the crackers that you're chewing, i do it to the detriment of everything i'm doing" is a favourite couplet from a track i wrote this year

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 10/09/2026

HE SCORED BUT I FORGOT THE HAT 🥹

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goalbot 🥅🤖 @goalbot.dev · 09/09/2026

this bot now reposts everything from across the goalbot network, including some new ones like @laliga.goalbot.dev & @mlsnextpro.goalbot.dev anything not covered by a dedicated feed now originates over at @chronicle.goalbot.dev check out feed list at goalbot.dev/bluesky and hmu to propose your own

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 09/09/2026

i was about to turn into the jokerman until i saw that jokerman had made it into the cut

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 08/09/2026

it's derby day in Two York City....also there's a dedicated @mlsnextpro.goalbot.dev feed now lol

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goalbot 🥅🤖 @goalbot.dev · 06/09/2026

GOAL! 10' — K. Hole scores for Volda. Volda 1–0 Rosenborg II. 3. Division - Girone 2 #volda #rosenborgii

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 06/09/2026

this is how jimbo feels when you naneinf

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 05/09/2026

hell yeah i’m still into NFTs

lettuce cultivars growing in a greenhouse using the nutrient film technique, labeled on a sign above it as NFT

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 02/09/2026

@blueballspod.bsky.social do we have an option to buy Luighi? is this an investment worth making ?

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 01/09/2026

coming to grips with the sicko i have become,,,saw the surname “Hayes” and thought, “the Ha! Yes!” family

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