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jokes still range from below lemon to sublime creator of Goalbot Network - @goalbot.dev

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 7h
hispaniola derby time!!
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 9h
both the us and british virgin islands demonstrating their hospitality to visitors with simultaneous nations league Ls
two @concacaf.goalbot.dev full time images, the top one shows the US Virgin Islands losing 0-5 to Saint Martin, the bottom one shows the British Virgin Islands losing 0-2 to Martinique
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 14h
there's a line between quirky worldbuilding and huffing farts and liberty mutual is like james joyce
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 14h
there's a line between quirky worldbuilding and huffing farts and liberty mutual is like james joyce
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 15h
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FREE POD - WE'RE BACK THE RED CARD REPORT - THURSDAY SEPT 17TH - TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 29TH Congrats to this (La Liga Team) on the Earliest Red Card of the Week and they got a win too!! Real Potosi maintains the crown as the Top Red Card getting team in the world! www.patreon.com/SickosCommit...
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THE RED CARD REPORT - THURSDAY SEPT 17TH - TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 29TH | Sickos Committee
Join Commish as he goes through as many of the Red Cards he can that occurred in the Football World. Congrats to Elche on the Earliest Red
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks to @ajpiano.com for helping us get the Red Card data back online!
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 30/09/2026
i had a whole thought arc-this summer about how unearned the entire liberty biberty bit was to begin with. little did i know these maniacs were dreaming up the unspeakable horror that's been unleashed on us this autumn
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 30/09/2026
as you can see, software bugs were invented in 2023 by DALL-E
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 30/09/2026
pov: you're the guy commentating on this match
a pink and yellow child's toy "Echo Mic" microphone
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 29/09/2026
tbf this whole thing is a RED HOT CANDIDATE FOR A VEEP PLOT
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 29/09/2026
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 29/09/2026
the "protect women's sports" party forgot women's sports
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 29/09/2026
turning every website into b&h photo video on shabbos
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 29/09/2026
where sex intersects with sects
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 29/09/2026
"and with that, we go to our sideline reporter who has more on the injury. is there any chance of him returning to the pitch today" "0.69" "cheers, jev"
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 29/09/2026
nah this is definitely a guy giving the big monologue in the senior student-written play
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 29/09/2026
cheers geoff!
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 29/09/2026
what an amazing performance art piece, i love to hear about skilled artisans performing their delicately-honed crafts
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 28/09/2026
yeah cause they frikken warned us about it in health class
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 26/09/2026
wake up babe, goalbot also does post match player ratings now, also it's tomorrow
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 26/09/2026
hey it's @mls.goalbot.dev matchday (except in harrison nj)
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 26/09/2026
Here's the honest read
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 26/09/2026
go on you robins!
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Ask a Manager @askamanager.org · 25/09/2026
I wrote about it here! www.askamanager.org/2026/09/is-i...
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is it OK to bring an iced coffee to an interview?
A reader writes: Recently, on TikTok, there has been a big debate about if it’s okay to bring an iced coffee into an interview or not. Some people think it comes off immature or overly casual, like th...
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atomic bog body from HELL @jessicapancakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and we're done here, the expert has spoken
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026
wake up babe, goalbot now does pre-match lineup cards
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026
@askamanager.org is this true?
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026
northern island pip georgia at the death to win today's vexillologist's derby
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026
Begrudgingly Letting Everyone Pinch Hit is actually a stat DHs want to keep very low
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026
i've never watched a wafcon qualifier but i have approximately 300% more knowledge about them just from following you!!
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026
the number one television show of the 21st century is clearly byron allen's comics unleashed followed closely by LXTV's talk stoop btw i live in a taxicab
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026
not for nothing but you are actually a really really good follow for woso, nearly singlehandedly keeping me up to date!!
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026
i say this as a person who fuckin drops my stanley all the time. i'm talkin big clangs on theme park rides that mortify my wife. clang baby clang
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026
stanleys in the yoga class
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026
i sought this article out and now i regret it
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/09/2026
paging @bnb.im
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026
look at this fucking creep
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026
i've been doing my best to put as much of it as i personally can right here ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026
they made the liberty biberty into a real thing and it sucks even more than when it was just a fake thing
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026
"late drama in andorra" is a sentence i've longed to type
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026
you are in two minds, tossing a coin to decide whether you should tell your folks about a dose of thrush you got from licking railings. but you read in a book that you got free from boots there are lotions, there are potions you can take to hide your shame from all those prying eyes. lazy jane all t
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026
@jennylsq.bsky.social holy shit have you seen this
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026
oh................and i cannot emphasise this enough...............no
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026
i forgot i said i could fix this, gimme a spell
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goalbot 🥅🤖 @goalbot.dev · 24/09/2026
the international break is here and we've got you covered with feeds for every confederation! @afc.goalbot.dev @caf.goalbot.dev @concacaf.goalbot.dev @conmebol.goalbot.dev @ofc.goalbot.dev @uefa.goalbot.dev
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 23/09/2026
just saw this post and took it as a todolist ... @uwcl.goalbot.dev and @frauen-bundesliga.goalbot.dev are both ready to rock if you would like your timeline utterly inundated
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Banning autoeroticism because of inability to reconcile the true lessons of the world wars is literally majoritarianism
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 22/09/2026
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