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@ajpiano.com
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jokes still range from below lemon to sublime creator of Goalbot Network - @goalbot.dev

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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 05/10/2026
Post a meme made by you
mod podge alignment chart
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 04/10/2026
this goes so fuckin hard
Badge for Chile’s Salamanca Brujas.  a cyan and black shield emblem with white text reading 'Salamanca' at the top and 'BRUJAS' in large letters, featuring an illustration of a witch on a broomstick in white in the center, with '2015' marked in the bottom right corner.
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 01/10/2026
both the us and british virgin islands demonstrating their hospitality to visitors with simultaneous nations league Ls
two @concacaf.goalbot.dev full time images, the top one shows the US Virgin Islands losing 0-5 to Saint Martin, the bottom one shows the British Virgin Islands losing 0-2 to Martinique
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 01/10/2026
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 30/09/2026
pov: you're the guy commentating on this match
a pink and yellow child's toy "Echo Mic" microphone
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/09/2026
look at this fucking creep
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 16/09/2026
this post has one of the best sentences to ever appear on @askamanager.org so i sang it
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 16/09/2026
what?? this guy doing "crazed laughter gradually turning into sobbing" it's..... yes, it comports
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 16/09/2026
oh yeah, that's just Grungus, he's a fucking weirdo
a strangely laid out sign, it is two circles next to each other on a post. the first circle says

OLD
ORC

the second sign says

HARD

so it clearly says "Old Orchard" but it also looks like it says OLD ORC HARD

and in the universe of this joke that's who Grungus is
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 14/09/2026
it's time to start asking serious questions about this tech
WORK FRIEND

Every Word My Employee Writes Reeks of A.I. and Weed
Is Claude able to smoke pot? Can it pass that shit my way?

Original ref: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/13/business/employee-ai-use.html
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 10/09/2026
HE SCORED BUT I FORGOT THE HAT 🥹
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 10/09/2026
lol what happened i am literally in the stands rn
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 05/09/2026
hell yeah i’m still into NFTs
lettuce cultivars growing in a greenhouse using the nutrient film technique, labeled on a sign above it as NFT
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 02/09/2026
bringing “here we go” energy that even fabrizio romano can’t match
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 02/09/2026
@blueballspod.bsky.social do we have an option to buy Luighi? is this an investment worth making ?
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 28/08/2026
i thought these ppl believed self-processing your meat makes you go blind
screenshot of bluesky trending topic.

1. Trump lets farmers self-process meat
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 28/08/2026
a few years ago, i mentally started using the notionally-more-correct "typeface" instead of the colloquial use "font," and the cambrian explosion of ai flyers has emphasised to me why this distinction is so important. typeface reflects personality and now everyone has the same one. anyways, lol
a PHOTOGRAPH of an ai flyer for a local cover band playing a concert at a golf course
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 27/08/2026
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 27/08/2026
wow, just wow
the badge for C. D. Platense, Zacatecoluca, La Paz, El Salvador, which is a very bold rooster pointing at itself, wearing a football shirt. all the text is Impact.
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/08/2026
i fixed the chart
a chart of men  18-29 who poop pee and fart. it's 100% of them
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/08/2026
POV: #atprotonyc now extends into its third day
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 23/08/2026
i forgot to check in for @atproto.nyc community day 2026 but i did make it home with two pizza pies and a white monster #atprotonyc
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 20/08/2026
i've been very cautious about wading into the discourse but fuck it, here is my nuanced take
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 17/08/2026
bit more context for this one
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 03/08/2026
oh so we're just Making Shit Up now?
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 02/08/2026
*coughing furiously* we did it
Bluesky profile screenshot:

EarlyShowerBot
@haha.yes.goalbot.dev
420 followers 13 following 7.8k posts
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 29/07/2026
@askamanager.org did you make any DNS config changes in the last little bit? just started getting this error on my network and via mobile/5g!
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 26/07/2026
pleased to report i have now defeated multiplication
Balatro where I did the naneinf unseeded using brainstorm to get the perkeo
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 23/07/2026
an important personal development
i 100%'d balatro
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 19/07/2026
very grumpy about my data provider for @goalbot.dev right now , at an alarmingly vibes-ruining level
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 18/07/2026
presented without further comment
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 16/07/2026
we are getting there !!
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 13/07/2026
at least we know who his fave american player is
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 07/07/2026
pleased to do the honors
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 06/07/2026
made a football meme for people who fondly remember third grade
"Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and  this picture." meme template image

Left image is England defending crosses against Mexico
Right image is 'String Art Triangle' with a large triangle outlined with three rows of colored pins (red along the left edge, yellow along the right edge, and green along the bottom edge) is filled with a geometric string art pattern. colored thread — pink, green, and yellow — is wound between the pins in straight lines, creating overlapping curved patterns (parabolic curves formed by straight-line thread paths) that leave a circular negative-space opening near the center of the triangle. i did a version of this project when i was in third grade
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 05/07/2026
by this logic, all footballers are always “on probation” insofar as committing a red card infraction would then result in a match suspension
Jeff Carlisle
FIFA announces that its Disciplinary Committee has lifted the one-game suspension on Folarin Balogun from his red card against Bosnia & Herzegovina, making him eligible to play in the World Cup round of 16 match against Belgium. Balogun is now on probation for one year. If he commits another infraction, original suspension will be reinstated.
Source says that USSF was "engaged in the process" with the FIFA Disciplinary Committee, and got word of Balogun's eligibility at 10:31 am ET.
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 02/07/2026
made a helpful diagram of my brain for anyone curious what it's like up there lately
diagram of the brain's three major sections
the lowest one is labeled "world cup"
the middle one is labeled "kate bush's 'wuthering heights'"
the biggest one (entire brain) is labeled "the guitar solo at the end of kate bush's 'wuthering heights'"
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 25/06/2026
No Exclaiming. This is a workplace where a professional, library-like atmosphere should be maintained at all times.
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 24/06/2026
i’ve actually been trying to take up this mantle
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 19/06/2026
based on what i've seen in the coverage, i have created this Folarin Balogun name spelling alignment chart, a thing people definitely wanted and needed
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 19/06/2026
pretty gutted about the third one though
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 19/06/2026
three more world cup reds the day my @sickosfc.bsky.social gear arrives has got me turning into the guy in real time
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 18/06/2026
i was literally rescuing a worm when this happened
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 18/06/2026
does this look like the face of a man who even remembers what sleep is
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 15/06/2026
current #espcpv status
Cape Verde vs Spain with a crudely drawn school bus superimposed over Cape Verde’s low block
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 15/06/2026
meanwhile, i ...
cape verdean player DAILON ROCHA LIVRAMENTO spelled out in the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo, because his name can be said to match the meter
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 14/06/2026
this fucking rules so hard, what an incredible run, what a team, let’s go KNICKS!!!!!!!!
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 11/06/2026
sent off by a plain reading of the rules basically en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profess...
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 11/06/2026
the red card bit just kinda fell out of the architecture and a desire to delight my fellow sickos. getting big sending off in the first match has ... fully sickoified me
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ajpiano @ajpiano.com · 11/06/2026
Holy shit with 5.7 left I thought, I’m ready for one of the most memorable moments in Knicks history and OG fucking delivered!!! Guess I have a new lucky shirt !!!
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