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Andrew something Ween

@ajordanxiii.bsky.social
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Former creative designer, photographer. Certified master cocksman. I enjoy videogames for reasons and I've been called the Temu Pedro Pascal. Sometimes a play pretend for people. 🌈

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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 24m
The people with all the power and money want us to believe that the future they have planned for us inevitable. They want us hopeless, because hopeless people don’t demand accountability or action Nothing but death is inevitable, and change is always possible. Keep hope alive ❤️
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 27m
If I was to build a blanket fort and hibernate for the winter within said fort, with a selection of soups and snacks and probably red wine, who is in?
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 56m
But what if instead of adhering to societal norms, I started my weekend now instead and it lasted until some unspecified time in the future?
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 1h
Couldn't find or be bothered to take a new profile picture that screamed ween so going back to mood lighting because nothing is scarier than blue and pink combined!
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Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 4h
The infamous dril tweet that reads "drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,"
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11 bit studios @11bitstudios.bsky.social · 2h
So happy to see #Moonlighter 2 featured alongside so many great titles in the PlayStation Blog Player’s Choice for September’s Best New Game! 💚 If you’ve been enjoying the adventure, we’d love your vote: blog.playstation.com/2026/10/05/pla…
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 2h
Bramble is being really clingy and cute today, I swear she knows when my body and brain are fucked up and goes the extra mile with her cuteness. Dogs are the best.
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 4h
Tuesday morning is being brought to me by loud ass construction workers and an eye twitch, these things may be related.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 12h
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 12h
Well I guess I'm still awake so that early night went well.
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Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 15h
I was finding all my old art commissions to save in one spot; and I came across this Dream Daddy x Geralt I’d commissioned from @ianfay.bsky.social over six years ago! 😱 If you can & Ian has spots open, you should absolutely commission him! ⚔️🐺
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Joel Burgess @joelburgess.bsky.social · 20h
This is my 2025 GotY - please go purchase, play and enjoy
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 16h
THEY'RE TAKING THIS HOBBIT TO ISENGARD!!! I'll be at @armageddonexpo.bsky.social in Auckland Oct 23-26, and look forward to info dumping about LOTR production facts I mean signing and pictures with folks for my first time in New Zealand!!
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 16h
Right wing beauty standards for women are so wild. You can look like the female gremlin as long as you’re blonde, skinny, and white.
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Amelia Tyler @ameliatyler.bsky.social · 17h
Since you enjoy the #BG3 outtakes, here are some no context clips from my chat with @stephpanecasio.bsky.social at @paxaus.bsky.social last year. Topics included Baldur's Gate 3, authenticity, and Hecate's washboard abs. Full interview: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfGb... youtu.be/bIErog7HqpE?...
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'Outtakes' from Amelia Tyler's PAX Australia interview
YouTube video by Amelia Tyler
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Morgan Shaver ⚔️ @polwingedhussar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apparently my mom sued her former boss after he fired her for getting pregnant with me and it was such a rare thing at the time it made the paper, my mom was such a badass, I love and miss her so much 😭 (full summary of what's written in the image alt text)
News clipping from the Portland Press Herald, Local & State section, March 26, 1994. 

Headline: "Deli owner charged with sex bias." 

The article is about my mom, Shelley Vincent. It ran 16 days before her hearing. It reports that she charged Frank Rogers, owner of Front Street Deli, with sexua
l harassment for calling her unborn child (me) a "little b*stard" and telling her to get an abortion. 

A Maine Human Rights Commission investigator found reasonable grounds that unlawful discrimination occurred. He reported that Rogers admitted asking whether she'd considered an abortion, telling her his taxes would pay for her pregnancy and she hadn't made enough in taxes to cover it, and regularly greeting her at work with slurs about her unborn baby (me).

She'd worked there since April 1990. She reported she came back from maternity leave in December 1992, less than a month after I was born, got a written warning that same month, and was fired on March 27, 1993.

The investigator at the time suggested it was not illegal, and was performance-based. However, my mother DID win her hearing in April meaning yes, Frank did fire her illegally.
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 17h
Leaving buffalo bill voice notes for my friends about lotion is my love language.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when you're getting those good good scritches from Papa
orange cat being petted by my husbandorange cat all blissed out getting scratched
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Lizzie Killian @lizzietrouble.bsky.social · 17h
I have a new single out today! 🥊 floodmagazine.com/234048/teens...
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 17h
People seem...really, really down right now. So I'm curious: Tell me something you're genuinely happy about or looking forward to that *has nothing to do with politics*.
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 18h
I have an Ace Combat problem.
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 18h
My survival horror playstyle: No drawer left unrummaged.
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 18h
Does anyone have comfort games, not necessarily games that are cosy but games that they just go back to over and over that are just a welcoming always feel good experience?
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 20h
Fuck my face, I need to go fill up my water bottle and get a second drink before I commit to not moving all night but I made the mistake of getting slightly comfy. Somebody drag me to the kitchen please.
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Damned To Hellgore 🐦‍⬛ (andrew elmore) @elmore.zone · 07/10/2024
david lynch with a speech bubble implying he is saying the thing in the quoted post
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 20h
I am exfoliated, moisturised and wrapped in a robe with a heat back on and medication kicking in. This is how we roll on a Monday night, lock up your uncles and aunts.
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meme from Over the Garden Wall, a picture of the highway man standing menacingly. Text reads “"im gay"
"'Im straight"
ok?? I'm the Highwayman??! make ends meet?? Just like any man?? work with my hands??”
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 23h
Deepak Karra (deepak_karra on IG) captured this shot of a pink robin, native to the forests of South Australia & Tasmania. In technical terms, this is a bird shaped like an orb, or 'BORB'. 🐦🟣 Reminder that this little guy is a direct descendant of theropod dinosaurs like T. rex. (📷: Deepak Karra)
A poof of bright pink belly feathers that looks like one of those fuzzy pencil-toppers is surmounted by a dark grey head in which is a wary dark eye.  It's gripping a pink flowering branch that changes from nearly vertical to actually vertical, requiring a sort of death grip by the legs.
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 20h
My neighbours will never appreciate the effort I make for Showeraoke. Going from Electric Lizards to Rasputin right into Hallelujah then drifting to Goodbye Horses takes an immense amount of lyrical, physical and mental dexterity. The dance change ups alone are exhausting.
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 21h
I think I need a solid Showeraoke session then slip into nightwear and have a very light evening.
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 22h
Pans Labyrinth and soup is on the cards for later.
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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 22h
illustration of a hand grasping another hand as if saving them from falling to their demise. The top hand is labeled "Star Trek." The bottom is labeled "Me."
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 22h
Anyhoo, butts.
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 23h
When this time of year rolls around now it's a mixed bag of feelings because I really like Autumn and Winter but now there are a lot of memories tied to events from this period of the year so part of me is happy to crunch leaves and parts of me want to go into my blanket fort and not be perceived.
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Brian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 23h
This is why it sucks when social media platforms change, either gradually or full-tilt into evil. Mostly, there are no good alternatives. "Good" meaning a place where we can reliably host and post and attract an audience. People scoff at folks for being on meta, but… there's no "good" alternative.
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 23h
As much as I am enjoying it I think my biggest issues with AC8 online is the lack of variety as it currently exists and the underwhelming feedback loop from playing it. It never feels like any real progression is being made.
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Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 23h
People talk a lot about how wacky Ace Combat is but simultaneously I don't think any other game has so immersively recreated the feeling of someone explaining board game rules to you while your attention drifts as much as the mission briefings do.
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Claire - open for work 🦈 @thesharkbit.bsky.social · 23h
Finished some games over the weekend and then left reviews on their Steam page cos I can't help being ridiculously sexy. Enhance your charisma points by leaving reviews; it helps #indiedevs a lot!
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I guess it's also time to redownload Resident Evil Village and get tossed out of windows by goth mommy again, it's like a yearly treat.
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have the most tolerant friends, sometimes my brain thinks about so many different things in a short space of time and that often gets unloaded into a barrage of voice notes to some of them. I'd block me.
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I should probably be productive instead of scrolling social media right now but I'm in a post soup bliss.
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's way too early for this shit 😒
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I fucking love soup, it's becoming a problem.
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you wanted someone to get to know you, what horror movie would you show them?
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Burt Gummer & Kevin Bacon in Tremors
ALT: Burt Gummer & Kevin Bacon in Tremors
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One thing I have learned over my too many years interacting with people remotely is, send a voice message or do the sarcasm on a call because written sarcasm inflection is hard to parse. Also have an email disclaimer that tells people you're a dickhead and are probably being sarcastic.
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday…
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Andrew something Ween @ajordanxiii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Saw a sunset earlier, was alright.
A silhouette of houses and a telegraph pole against a warm orange sunset with light clouds.
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