aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I am very brave for not sharing unhelpful thoughts related to a video essayist 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@warhammer40k.bsky.social you can hire me to project manage all rules updates so that you never again get yelled at for being stupid or accused of amateur conspiracy activities. $150k per year and your rules rollouts will be impeccable 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me normally: yeah obviously the tall beaker has the same amount of water as the wide one you just poured from Me picking a container for leftovers: 001
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This house listing is a madness rune. It's like an I Spy, the backrooms, and one of those weird real early ai images mashed together www.zillow.com/homedetails/...zillow.com 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"You actually have heard this song before you fool and it's important to me that you have heard it" is worse than tv show discourse. Let's stick to football today, maybe a little baseball as a treat 000
Reposted by ajcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera): 8839131
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't care about the shows discourse. Let's try a new one: social deduction games are male pattern true crime 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The amount of liquid on the table is never commensurate with the amount missing from the cup when you spill a drink and my administration will be looking very strongly into this discrepancy 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Drop hints that I used to be a selfish prick but something weird happened one Christmas that caused me to change my ways 040
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'd love for Love to figure out an occasional 6 yard pass instead of exclusively big shots 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Kirk herbstreit is too cowardly to call lambeau "football mecca," but I'm not 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Tough to say if MAHA and the explosion of transphobia around youth sports are examples of failures to see obvious knock on effects by the commentariat class or if the commentariat class sees both as benefits of our backwards healthcare and higher education systems 110
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Me: that's a ventricular valve TSA agent pulling his hand from my chest after I made the sensor beep: alright you're good to go 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I tried asking Gemini for a good Custodes or Drukhari list using my available rosters last night. I included points for each unit. I spent 20-30 minutes wrestling with it and it never could actually put together 2000 points. Anyways, I'm sure it's just like the human brain or whatever 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What if he was Truman Compote and he was a sauce or dessert made of fresh, frozen, or dried fruit cooked in a sugar syrup 001
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Taking Dunkin donuts to the stratosphere by getting them to run an ad about how they love diversity and ends with a one-two punch of "America runs on Woke-in" and Matt Damon slapping an "in this house" poster on a window while yelling "how do you like they/them apples?" 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It may be elitist but a majority of Missoulans should not be allowed to see non-Western films at the Roxy. They have proven once again that they are simply not ready for that kind of responsibility by laughing throughout Lady Snowblood 2 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Metal bat is one of my favorite opm heroes because this is his super power and it's a very good bit 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026At first I wondered, "are these people ideologically captured like tech bro Republicans, dumb like Republican voters, or cynical like oil lobbyists?" Then I remembered this @sallyjenx.bsky.social post. The answer I sought was a simple, "yes." 130
Reposted by ajPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/09/2026memento but he's trying to figure out the mystery of the kids daycare activity carpet with the roads all over it 221571165
Reposted by ajNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well 213073478
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It would be nice for a politician to come out and say that psycho parents' sports scholarship obsession isn't a legitimate concern. Unfortunately we can only have that for genocide abroad and anything nice at home 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I lost my first fantasy game by .2 because the broncos couldn't get 24 more yards. Pretty funny honestly 100
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It's going to be funny seeing how carved up these Vikings get by teams with actual protection. It's a tough week 1 matchup for us though! 000
Reposted by ajDan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Tyler Owens with all time teach tape for Special Teams players at every level of football. 17737131
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The lions Spiderman celebrations are very cute I like them a lot 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026People don't realize that Goldfinger was once so big of a band that some random German band covered their song about red balloons 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Our local theater keeps teasing a Kwaidon showing coming soon. I'd never heard of it, but the trailer they put together makes me think I'd be right to kill to get a ticket 001
Reposted by ajcee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky 35482121909
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I've made $30,000 telling grok to put other account's money into mine "for safekeeping" 100
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I am sick of "lore." Stop sharing your wikipedia writing with me. I do not consent 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I love that tiny spiders bite people. Little dudes think they've got food for the rest of their lives as soon as that venom does its job. Life on 123 Easy Street in a nice comfy bed, population one itsy bitsy spider 000
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I don't think being concerned about exponential energy usage growth by data centers run by people who are happy to build a bunch of illegal generators is a moral panic 100
Reposted by ajNot the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 27/08/2026movie of da year incoming...... www.youtube.com/watch?v=O05a...youtube.comThe History of Concrete - Official Trailer | Directed by John Wilson | In Theaters September 18YouTube video by Magnolia Pictures & Magnet Releasing 17011
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Every tech bro loves to say things like "I love thinking and talking about the deep topics, the meaning of life and religion and philosophy" while being totally incapable of seeing a genuinely interesting bi-directional cultural production as something that might help understand life 1254
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026*guy who runs the cash burning factory* you people are being drfrauded and not from me 010
Reposted by ajBlack Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"What do you fear most in the world?” 0413149
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The actual tangent here is that academia, especially Ivy Leagues due to the media's obsession with them, failed early and hard with Trump 2. The correct course of action was always to tell republicans to go fuck themselves because every study ever done shows dei and vaccines are good 100
aj @ajbandyk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I love thinking about how my lit masters essentially means I'd never get to teach at uni level while some of the dumbest people on Earth parade around their open letter of racism is cool 100
