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Ahhdelmonte

@ahhdelmonte.bsky.social
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Enjoy them old man, they will be your last

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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So much for the worry that the Canucks won't be scoring goals this year.
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another wild one!
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Snap back to reality, ope, there goes gravity
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What is happening?!?!?
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the ever living fuck is going on?!?!? Go Canucks Go!
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Very confusing
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watching my tv. Or is it watching me?
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Moleman's X-Ray: Hello?
ALT: Moleman's X-Ray: Hello?
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hope it's a spelling lesson.
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cooked
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Guy fights his boss's son in colosseum
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Young drummer joins a jazz band
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@as-per-danielle.bsky.social So you're familiar with two sins... how about a third?
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/08/2026
This statistic somehow doesn’t surprise me whatsoever: “The US accounts for more than 20% of global tissue consumption despite having only 4% of the world’s population. The average American uses 141 rolls of toilet paper per year, making them No 1 for No 2s globally”
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Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada
Paper products among hardest-hit sectors after trade negotiations broke down, with 25-50% tariffs estimated
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Greg Gerla @greg-gerla.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I know it will be difficult for Canadians to completely disconnect economically from the USA. But, hopefully each of us will do the best we can. Today I sent this email to a company I planned to purchase from. I will either find a Canadian company, or do without. 🇨🇦💪🏻
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This lighting is crazy!
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Percent thumb placement
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
End of an era. www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
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Mail-order club that promised 12 CDs for a penny pulls its closing announcement | CBC News
Columbia House, the company that lured millions of customers into mail-order memberships with the promise of 12 CDs for a penny, said it was shutting down after 71 years. CBC News has contacted the co...
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Is this how those two idiots think this works?
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Michael Scott Declares Bankruptcy - The Office
ALT: Michael Scott Declares Bankruptcy - The Office
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This will never not be funny. youtu.be/76HijAoXi6k?...
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Larry, I’m on DuckTales.
YouTube video by Orson Hyde
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@grillcheezkilla.bsky.social you think?
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
What a walk down memory lane. youtu.be/FdxBnTZ4s-c?...
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23 minutes of '90s March Madness highlights that'll leave you feeling nostalgic
YouTube video by March Madness
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Jennifer Crawford @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I don’t want to Do mY OwN rEsearCh. I want really clever researchers to do the research because that’s what they are good at and correctly advise politicians and people in power to make the right decisions for the benefit of all of us. I’ll bring snacks.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"I support cyclists and their right to ride safely on the road but only if they follow the rules all of the time" is an absolutely unhinged thing to say in a country where we have drivers killing tens of thousands of people each year and speeding while playing on your phone is normal and accepted
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
this is like my favorite genre of twitter screenshots if you have any good ones, PLEASE post below. we could all use a good laugh 🙏
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"This tweet has been deleted" was such a powerful comedic tool
8:58 AM • 7/29/26 • 298K Views
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Flashbacks! youtube.com/shorts/QgV5e...
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I couldn’t handle being a cook on this level
YouTube video by MrOlonzo4291
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Michael Coyle @oplopanax.ca · 27/07/2026
This is Mike's partner Sylvia Fuller - I am so sorry to say that Mike was found unresponsive while mountain biking yesterday and died despite the best efforts of other riders and Squamish EMS. Thank you to Squamish Search and Rescue for carrying him out and taking care of our dog. We are shattered
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@grillcheezkilla.bsky.social you've been warned.
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hey everybody, Stay Cool!
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Stay Cool, Calm Composed Penguin
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong
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Trevor Tombe @trevortombe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There's a lot of variation across #cdnecon in exposure to the new 50% U.S. tariffs (on August 19). Here's a preliminary estimate of the share of exports affected (based on HS6, so a slight over-estimate). BC/ON/QC most exposed. Others far less so.
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twist @pvdork.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Coyote Ugly
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Why is Quinn Hughes in Running Point?
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You just got a new fan Jordan.
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case? Patrick Jane and Agent Teresa Lisbon (aka @jennafabulous.bsky.social )
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The Mentalist Mentalist
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Found this in my photo reel. I forgot how delicious this was!
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
PHEW
can i play tes 6 even if i'm circu
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Yes, absolutely. The status of your foreskin has no impact on your ability to play The Elder Scrolls VI.
Anyone can play the game, regardless of circumcision status.
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Man vs toilet. 4 hour battle but victory! Time to go wash myself in bleach.
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@communiess.bsky.social BNL was only ranked 45
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch?
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Indiana Jones Face Melt
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to take a piss and blindly walking into this room.
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Impressive! youtube.com/shorts/eeFrv...
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Kolik log NHL uhodne Filip Chytil? #hockey #nhl #icehockey #czechhockey #logoogame #nhllogos #quiz
YouTube video by NHL Europe
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
They never practice on Mondays.
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My 7 year old thinks our PM's name is pronounced Marc-Caroni
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What is happening with all these trades?
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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Something just brushed past my leg!" — Luke Skywalker, #StarWars Image credit: tempestkc on Threads #LincolnMemorialReflectingPool #USA
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Ahhdelmonte @ahhdelmonte.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
What happens if a Nissan Leaf hits a tree?
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