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All Coasts Chaos After Dark

@agjchemist.bsky.social
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Carbon and Football...ain't nothing changed but my limp

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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 21h
fair play, that
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Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 7h
We will repeat it. IF YOU ARE SCARED, GO TO CHURCH!
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Josh Crutchmer @jcrutchmer.bsky.social · 7h
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 7h
COULDA PUSHED A CAR THROUGH THAT UNTOUCHED. ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 7h
#LSUSucks
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 7h
WILDCAYUTS
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 7h
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTSSSSSSS
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All Coasts Chaos After Dark @agjchemist.bsky.social · 8h
THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR SWAG SURFIN UK
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All Coasts Chaos After Dark @agjchemist.bsky.social · 8h
Rupp Arena pre-game music on a critical review??? Sure, sure....
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All Coasts Chaos After Dark @agjchemist.bsky.social · 8h
Not using enough clock on that bonus drive... not very Krogering
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All Coasts Chaos After Dark @agjchemist.bsky.social · 8h
CATS!!!! CAYUTS!!!
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 9h
Is the ACC certain?
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All Coasts Chaos After Dark @agjchemist.bsky.social · 9h
THE COMMONWEALTH!!!!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 9h
It’s real hard to match the amount of Fight Me Coward put out by this Kentucky team
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All Coasts Chaos After Dark @agjchemist.bsky.social · 9h
Carl Nathe echoing into the Bluegrass night..
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 9h
Excluding flexbone teams, West Virginia's 76 rushing attempts today were the fifth most in regulation by any FBS team since 1999 All four other teams won. WVU lost 52-31 to Arizona All-time weird box score
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 10h
Oklahoma fans feeling that nagging pang of hope.
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All Coasts Chaos After Dark @agjchemist.bsky.social · 14h
This is good.
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All Coasts Chaos After Dark @agjchemist.bsky.social · 17h
Geaux CAYUTS
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Morgan Moriarty @morgantmoriarty.bsky.social · 18h
Time to talk to your kids about undefeated Pitt
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Pubity {bot} @pubity.xmirror.bot · 09/10/2026
A Cybertruck owner in Minnesota found raccoons trying to break into his truck bed believing it was a dumpster.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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All Coasts Chaos After Dark @agjchemist.bsky.social · 22h
Wait, what?? An Atlanta team?
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22h
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

del3141

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Dan Seitz @dseitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All of this is, in the end, yet another case of Theme Park Shit, the idea that everywhere that isn't where you live exists entirely for your comfort and convenience. And it should be viewed and treated accordingly.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Domestique @domestiquecycling.com · 04/10/2026
Things we love to see! 😍 #EuroRoad26
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All Coasts Chaos After Dark @agjchemist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The LBJ being decided the first week of October is exactly what is wrong with Modern College Football.
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jrodhix.bsky.social @jrodhix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi Regardless of the outcome of the A&M/Arky game, I more so want THIS to be the primary topic of conversation about tonight’s game… 🤣🤣🤣
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Buffet Briefinity 🎃🎃🍬🍫 @briesmith.xyz · 03/10/2026
It's not just a post-credits scene, it's the "Eternals" of the SEC Cinematic Universe: no one really wants it, it won't be referenced by anything else, no one's going to watch it except fanatics and a lot of questions will be asked about why it needed to happen
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 03/10/2026
INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS!!!!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
in case you're wondering whether the cowbells in Starkville are really that loud: They're actually much, much worse in person
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there are so many variables in play that it probably isn't worth pointing out but Penn State fired James Franklin immediately after losing 22-21 to Northwestern last year and hired a guy who lost 34-13 to Northwestern last night
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Pat Forde @bypatforde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Start with a feature in Florida Coach Jon Sumrall. The Gators went from “Sun Belt Billy” to “G6 Jon,” a risk that has been rewarded with a dazzling 4-0 start. “I feel the beast stirring.” bit.ly/4ylBk98
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Jon Sumrall—Florida’s Unlikely Choice—Has ‘the Beast Stirring’
The No. 8 Gators are 4–0 for the first time since 2019 as the program’s pursuit of Lane Kiffin is well in the past and “G6 Jon” revives a sleeping giant.
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All Coasts Chaos After Dark @agjchemist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
beautiful block by Puck on Reusser...not sure if she planned it. that might seal the race.
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All Coasts Chaos After Dark @agjchemist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PUCK DETONATION REPRISE!!!
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 03/10/2026
"We got a helluva a football team. Now any of those voters out there if they wake their asses up they might figure that out!" - Pat Narduzzi
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
UAE officials have warned the UK that a severe punishment for Man City could hurt future Emirati investment in Britain, Bloomberg reports. This is the perfect argument for keeping foreign money out of football.
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Morgan Moriarty @morgantmoriarty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
10/10 no notes.
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Played out: consider Arizona state. All the rage: get to know NC State
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
White America has been confronted with the reality that most welfare recipients are in fact white.
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Ric Flair's Iconic WOOOOO! Learn To Love It!
ALT: Ric Flair's Iconic WOOOOO! Learn To Love It!
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Charm City Couillon @diabsoule.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Texas A&M had never fired Kevin Sumlin and they continued giving him $2 million raises every 4 years and he kept his 66.2% win percentage, the Aggies today would have saved $102 million and had two more wins 👀 #AggieFactThursday
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Alice Miranda Ollstein @alicemiranda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's important to track not only which new website the government launches, but which ones it gets rid of.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When white nationalist are a part of your voting base
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All Coasts Chaos After Dark @agjchemist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Teach the Controversy
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All Coasts Chaos After Dark @agjchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Things you do to ensure a coup.
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His Skeletoncy, the Ghoul of Hell @timhodgson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starting tomorrow, there will be football every day until December 1
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