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Sal of Troy

@saloftroy.bsky.social
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He/Him Living Theatrically in normal life

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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 18h
Oh no! Disaster! What a bad idea!!!
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 18h
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 20h
Is it still a white out without the pledgescobar?
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 21h
If sofi shirt pass then why no feature on sofi football commercial😂
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 22h
Stanford should consider closing their entire university
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Make Rafa grow out his hair again
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Big Man Touchdown!!!! (Pending flag)
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Juju comes
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All that progress to be back at two arms😭
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saw the car, out of the corner of my eye but I saw it
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Oscar Mayer Wienermobile: Get in Loser!
ALT: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile: Get in Loser!
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
New usc commercial, glad there’s no dancing at the Hoose on this one. We remain vigilant.
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kyle wittingham has to answer for his crimes!!! Also sec, still think this is your era?
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue
ALT: Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
College football better pray usc doesn’t begin selling out the coliseum for San Jose style games because if they do the other teams are tostada
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Who is the Mack and why are they back
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Sad Kuzco Llama Crying
ALT: Sad Kuzco Llama Crying
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
To the car that warned about the speed trap: I hope you get everything you want in life. To the car that overtook me and fell butt first into it: how’s that working out for you😌
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Can’t even give the moneys away
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
:}
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Where the heck was Arkantos?!?!? The wooden horse wasn’t even Odysseus’ idea but Arkantos’ suggestion!!!
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Put up a plaque: “former site of the whatchamacallit practice field 199x-202x”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We are fresh out of ‘American Pride’ fireworks.
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hang the banner!!!🦈🦈🦈
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Shark on Fire
Alt: Shark on Fire
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Format wars🤬
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The reason dies with me. And if I told you I lied. And if I lied I can’t remember so it doesn’t count
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My dearest Reina, would you kindly tell me where this waitress works?
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ordering an order of nachos ‘for the table’ and then an entree when I’m eating alone😋
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yeah it’s phishing. It’s always phishing. I know it but in the unlikely event that it’s real… I have to click or I might get in trouble🤨
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
😂
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Michael Scott: You Cheated On Me? I Asked You Not To!
ALT: Michael Scott: You Cheated On Me? I Asked You Not To!
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
What must they do?
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Kenan Thompson's SNL Fix It!
ALT: Kenan Thompson's SNL Fix It!
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
As the kids say, I’m a modern day Diogenes 🔦
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Take that chaos and strife!
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Holly funcenter! That’s Naming-rights-for-the-college-of-letters-arts-and-science type money!
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Yes that is my wife. I’m not married but so what🤭
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Y’all loml stans, I get it. I however am trapped in Back to December
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I wanted to order a sandwich or a burrito and I said, "You know what, I could smash a torta" and No! That's not what I meant! I meant the sandwich.
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The Miami turnover chain was established around the time of Scott Frost Day. It’s not a tradition dating back to when the canes were national champions
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Needed more than a light jacket today
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
So close to nice. Game recognizes game Give em heck The Real Michigan Western Michigan
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
51 for the points Juju Watkins dropped on Stanford before the calamity. 0.12 for Juju’s number, it will look very nice at Galen. Juju saw how y’all treated the team and she’s gonna go Michael ‘I Took it Personal’ Jordan on yous @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
A second Album has hit the ears
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hair to my shoulders if I shrug
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Order 67 and I did the hands thing. I am not young but if the youth sees me do it they will think it’s uncool
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Far be it for me to ‘defend’ ucla by clarifying that this is their first ncaa title in women’s basketball. Some programs have 4, even 12 wbb titles and that’s like half their national titles in all sports, some institutions are not the same and I’m just clearing up some of the confusion.
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
UConn lost again? I think geno’s lost it
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Headline: Fighting chickens get plucked. Where do I pick up my Pulitzer
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It really was now or never. Juju comes.
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Sal of Troy @saloftroy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Methinks dawn told them she’s taking the uva job
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