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Pan

@aegipan.bsky.social
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ᚾᛖᛟ Journalist/columnist/poet Living on unceded Ngunnawal land They/them causing may/hem Always heathen, always antifascist

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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Even in a barren field one can find beauty in the way the frost glistens at dawn.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The greatest podcast in the world is back in business ♥
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Image of text: 'If the internet is a superhighway, then it's rush hour 24/7. Some people are drunk and on drugs inside self-driving vehicles, others are getting hit by said vehicles while sleepwalking in traffic, and a handful of people are sitting by the side of the road in fancy wicker lawn chairs, pointing and laughing as the roadkill piles up while they stuff their faces with lobster and drink champagne.'
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Better be touring with Neckbeard Deathcamp!
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
His training has begun. You have all been warned.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Always a white Christmas with Juno around
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
What's the bet that we see a significant increase in rich people hiring armed private security in the very near future?
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
You know how they have Shark Week for sharks? How come there's no Week Week for weeks?
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Connor Garland is just a little guy
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Type "When I'm depressed I can" and let predictive text fill in the rest
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
When I'm stoned and have housework to do, I like to pretend that I'm the star of a home makeover reality TV show and I'm getting ready for the big reveal at the end where the owner is in shock and sheds a few happy tears at the sight of my work. Spoiler: The owner is crying because I missed a spot.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The people who virtue signal for men's mental health while calling LGBTQ+ people "mentally ill" or "delusional" really don't care about men's mental health at all. They should be reminded of that.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
You know how they have Shark Week for sharks? How come there's no Week Week for weeks?
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Ishaan Tharoor @ishaantharoor.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Mexican President Sheinbaum fires back at Trump in a statement: "Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs...
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I find it infinitely hilarious that the same people who believed that COVID-19 was a fake virus also unironically believe in a fake "woke mind virus".
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disco elysium physique quotes @discophysique.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Sex and death is what it's *all* about.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
While they do dominate on Facebook, it's pretty striking not only how low the view count is on major right wing YouTube channels, but also how inconsistent. Channels with millions of subs should be hitting at least 500k per video easy. Bot followers and juiced (advertised) videos I'd suspect
Ben Shapiro 7.2M subs, 40k-200k per video Matt Walsh 3.12M but 50k-200k views per videoSteven Crowder 5.75M but 19k-200k per video Andrew Klavan 779K subs but 4k-20k per video
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Hands up, who loves cannabis?
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Chapter five is more of a challenge to write than the first four. It's very dialogue heavy, but it's also very plot heavy which is why it's gotta be finished! #writing
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Aurora over an erupting volcano in Iceland. 😵
Two people sit on a steep hill directly before an erupting volcano. The landscape glows bright orange, with gases filling the scene. Overhead, a long and green streak of the northern lights cuts across the mostly clear blue night sky.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Just making myself thoroughly undateable
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Hockey Daily 365 - NHL Highlights & News 🏒 @hockeydaily365.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Two goals for Connor McDavid in the first period 👀
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My cat is now heavy enough for me to use while lifting.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 18/11/2024
This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Have you ever gotten violently baked and had munchies so apocalyptic that you had to eat an entire roll of arrowroot biscuits to quench it before realising that's a lot of calories so you then have to do an extra hour on the stationary bike while stoned to make up for it?
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I've seen more photos of animals on Bluesky in a week than I've seen on every other platform combined in six months, and I haven't even made a specific feed for pets. The plentiful nature photos are an added bonus. The internet might be healing.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Second game this season I've switched off in the third period to avoid having to watch the clock run down to defeat. Team's not just missing Nurse. Bouchard needs to be scratched immediately. He's the weakest link.
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💙💛James💙💛 @brucewayne5687.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
You might be facing a challenge right now; it may feel difficult and seem insurmountable. However, every season carries a purpose. Embrace it, learn from it, and let it help you grow. Always remember we don't grow when things are easy, we grow when we faced challenges. 💙💕💯
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Sharon Coryell @grammyof5.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Let them fight.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
An image of an egg painted in trans flag colours that says "We're willing to pay for our eggs"
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Instead of arguing, I'm just going to start posting this every time someone says something dumb and/or hateful online
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I may not have a perfect body but this one sure does hold all my organs in place
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Adulthood is realising that you can have breakfast foods for dinner any night you like
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If I were to do drag it would have to be under the name Siggy Retts.
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disco elysium physique quotes @discophysique.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Wow you threw it far -- great throw. Too bad the goal was to throw it a very *short* distance and now everyone will die.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
abc.net.au
Broadcaster Alan Jones arrested amid indecent assault and sexual touching investigation
Child Abuse Squad detectives arrest veteran broadcaster Alan Jones at his Sydney apartment following an investigation into alleged indecent assault and sexual touching offences spanning two decades.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The idea that you *must* coexist with and listen to people who are cruel, unjust, and just plain unpleasant to be around is the logic of abusers, by the way
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Apparently the answer is Jamiroquai
Billy Bob Thornton
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Lord Jeffrey of Nottingham #FBPE 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🇬🇱 @onemoregoodman.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Random post I made 2 years ago: "The adventures of Bilbo and Frodo illustrate the necessity of securing the support of the agrarian population before initiating guerrilla tactics."
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Follow us if you agree. 🤣 bsky.app/profile/call...
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
When people were presented with the choice between a comfortable lie and a sometimes painful, sometimes confusing truth.
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Stop and go get a drink of water. See if you've taken your meds Get something to eat. Even if it's a snack bite. Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing. Because you do. You're a wonderful person. And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The camp ledger when I'm trying to atone for my sins. #rdr2
A screenshot from Red Dead Redemption 2 showing the camp's ledger displaying that Arthur made 15 payments of twenty dollars and a few cents in a row.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Disco elysium thought the precarious world
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Co-wrote a joke with @stephenking.bsky.social today.
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