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Pan

@aegipan.bsky.social
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ᚾᛖᛟ Journalist/columnist/poet Living on unceded Ngunnawal land They/them causing may/hem Always heathen, always antifascist

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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Even in a barren field one can find beauty in the way the frost glistens at dawn.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The greatest podcast in the world is back in business ♥
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Image of text: 'If the internet is a superhighway, then it's rush hour 24/7. Some people are drunk and on drugs inside self-driving vehicles, others are getting hit by said vehicles while sleepwalking in traffic, and a handful of people are sitting by the side of the road in fancy wicker lawn chairs, pointing and laughing as the roadkill piles up while they stuff their faces with lobster and drink champagne.'
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Better be touring with Neckbeard Deathcamp!
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
His training has begun. You have all been warned.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Always a white Christmas with Juno around
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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a man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat says i got lumbago
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
What's the bet that we see a significant increase in rich people hiring armed private security in the very near future?
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
You know how they have Shark Week for sharks? How come there's no Week Week for weeks?
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Connor Garland is just a little guy
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Type "When I'm depressed I can" and let predictive text fill in the rest
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Sometimes I even grab the bottle of multi-purpose cleaner and pretend it's a microphone and I'm at an awards show. "I'd like to thank myself for cleaning out the fridge. Without my bravery, we'd never know what the green stuff in that bag used to be. This one's for you, leftovers!"
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
When I'm stoned and have housework to do, I like to pretend that I'm the star of a home makeover reality TV show and I'm getting ready for the big reveal at the end where the owner is in shock and sheds a few happy tears at the sight of my work. Spoiler: The owner is crying because I missed a spot.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The people who virtue signal for men's mental health while calling LGBTQ+ people "mentally ill" or "delusional" really don't care about men's mental health at all. They should be reminded of that.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
You never actually stop mourning. You just come to understand your grief and be at peace with its presence. Anyway, I got a tattoo of Neo's name for the anniversary of his passing. I'm not saying you should do the same but find something equivalent
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I did write a comment under that one
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Best dog ever.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
You know how they have Shark Week for sharks? How come there's no Week Week for weeks?
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Ishaan Tharoor @ishaantharoor.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Mexican President Sheinbaum fires back at Trump in a statement: "Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs...
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Man, that was one chilling video to watch. Especially watching it with my coffee right after waking up. I think Russia knows that it can pummel America without having to fire a single shot now
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I find it infinitely hilarious that the same people who believed that COVID-19 was a fake virus also unironically believe in a fake "woke mind virus".
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Still can't believe you hit 1000. Hope I can be present for the watch party (time zones can be a problem)
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disco elysium physique quotes @discophysique.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Sex and death is what it's *all* about.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I wonder if their viewers' algorithms are, for some reason or another, filtering out content at specific times of day and promoting other content in its place. I say this because my YouTube algorithm feeds me political vids in the morning (coffee time) and history vids later in the day.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
While they do dominate on Facebook, it's pretty striking not only how low the view count is on major right wing YouTube channels, but also how inconsistent. Channels with millions of subs should be hitting at least 500k per video easy. Bot followers and juiced (advertised) videos I'd suspect
Ben Shapiro 7.2M subs, 40k-200k per video Matt Walsh 3.12M but 50k-200k views per videoSteven Crowder 5.75M but 19k-200k per video Andrew Klavan 779K subs but 4k-20k per video
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Big SEXUAL?
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Hands up, who loves cannabis?
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Settle down
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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a man without a shirt is holding his hand to his face
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Chapter five is more of a challenge to write than the first four. It's very dialogue heavy, but it's also very plot heavy which is why it's gotta be finished! #writing
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Aurora over an erupting volcano in Iceland. 😵
Two people sit on a steep hill directly before an erupting volcano. The landscape glows bright orange, with gases filling the scene. Overhead, a long and green streak of the northern lights cuts across the mostly clear blue night sky.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Just making myself thoroughly undateable
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
What about the Great Old Ones?
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a man is standing in front of a giant octopus with red eyes
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Please come to Brazil
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hatty incoming
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Hockey Daily 365 - NHL Highlights & News 🏒 @hockeydaily365.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Two goals for Connor McDavid in the first period 👀
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I've had to say it to avoid getting the piss beaten out of me
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My cat is now heavy enough for me to use while lifting.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Just look at how stoked is about it too. He's going to remember that for the rest of his life
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 18/11/2024
This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Have you ever gotten violently baked and had munchies so apocalyptic that you had to eat an entire roll of arrowroot biscuits to quench it before realising that's a lot of calories so you then have to do an extra hour on the stationary bike while stoned to make up for it?
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I've seen more photos of animals on Bluesky in a week than I've seen on every other platform combined in six months, and I haven't even made a specific feed for pets. The plentiful nature photos are an added bonus. The internet might be healing.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Welcome to the Black Cat Club 😁 give her a chin scratch from me!
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Second game this season I've switched off in the third period to avoid having to watch the clock run down to defeat. Team's not just missing Nurse. Bouchard needs to be scratched immediately. He's the weakest link.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This is by far my most liked post on Bluesky and that makes me super happy.
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Don't dread it too much. Focus on today. The pain and grief of losing them is ours to bear, not theirs!
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
What a gorgeous little darling ♥ treasure her, spoil her every day of her life!
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Pan @aegipan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Condolences for your loss. 18 months out and there's still a hole in my chest. I've grown around it though. Life is beautiful. I just wish my Neo were here to see it. I have so many stories to tell him. In the next world, I guess.
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