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Aaron Yonka

@adyonka.bsky.social
98 followers 79 following 1.5K posts

Odd, but weirdly fascinating. Please scream inside your heart. Do not unauthorized disassemble. Cincinnati, Ohio, USA. (he, him, his)

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20h
I keep reading that there have been no public executions in the United States for decades. Not true.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 21h
Look at all these Pro-Lifers, cheering a Live-streamed killing.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 17h
At least you didn’t dress the skeletons up as bride and groom.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
90% of republican messaging is 'can you believe they let <slurs> vote? vote for us to FIX THAT'
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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 20h
I’d like to see a livestream of Trump stroking out. Hell, I’d pay money to see that.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 17h
Happy National Coming Out Day to all who observe.
A drawing of a person exiting a dark closet, created by Keith Haring for National Coming Out Day 1988.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 10/10/2026
why does this look like it's full of many many dead bodies
a building made to look like a face with a large hat on it, even a nose and ears sticking out
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Weird that Donald Trump's message is that people who are being assaulted can stop it all by giving up and submitting to the aggressor, so weird, so so weird
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s long past time for the U.S. to get a new president.
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Nina Jankowicz @ninajankowicz.com · 10/10/2026
RUSSIA TARGETED A BUS FULL OF CIVILIANS AND MULTIPLE APARTMENT COMPLEXES THIS WEEK ALONE. Maybe the ingrate is the guy who made the decision to fund that terrorism by purchasing oil in a last ditch attempt to boost his poll numbers?
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 10/10/2026
He's just like me FR
"Bear goes into Aspen farmers market, eats pastries and bread"
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Happy National Metric Day to all who observe.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh! Then you’re getting a Bitchin’ Camaro!
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You got the pony?
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You can tell the difference fairly easily. The sewer basin has a much higher approval rating.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A Friday afternoon meeting, full of Sheet. Yuck.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope he is as disappointed after the midterm elections as we all are with him and his policies.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/10/2026
As we theorized on the MeidasTouch Podcast: "I'm pretty sure Trump is so dumb with a 'b' that he believes Los Angeles and San Diego are, like, the closest cities to Iran—and they're not. New York and D.C. are far closer than Los Angeles." podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The rest of him isn’t so great either.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/10/2026
NEWS: Eight major U.S. allies—including Canada, the UK, France, Germany, Italy, and Japan—have issued a joint rebuke of the Trump regime’s sweeping sanctions on the International Criminal Court. They vow “unwavering support” for the ICC’s independence.
A vertical graphic on a white background displays an October 9, 2026, joint statement from the foreign ministers of Canada, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Japan, the Netherlands, and the United Kingdom. The full statement, presented in black serif text, reaffirms unwavering support for the International Criminal Court (ICC), strongly opposes U.S. sanctions against the Court, warns of their impact on its work, staff, and families, and pledges continued support for international justice, accountability, and the rules-based international system.Marco Rubio, mouth agape, as he announces sweeping sanctions on the ICC to try to punish them for acknowledging Bibi Netanyahu’s war crimes
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Honestly love every detail here
There have been other politicians called Hitler. In 2018, also in Peru, Hitler beat Lenin in another mayoral race for the district of Yúngar, when Hitler Guesclin Alba Sánchez defeated Lenin Vladimir Rodríguez Valverde.

“I’m the good Hitler,” Alba told broadcasters on the campaign trail, local media reported.

In Namibia, Adolf Hitler Uunona last year won his fifth local election in a row. “As a child I saw it as a totally normal name,” he told the BBC.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy National Moldy Cheese Day to all who observe.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And the angry yam is a convicted felon, an adjudicated sexual assailant (read: r*pist) whose name appears thousands of times in the Epstein Files.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolute depravity. Our country is profoundly broken.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At best this is the Iron Pyrite Age.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy National Fluffernutter Day to all who observe.
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DEF CON @defcon.defcon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
RIP Margaret Hamilton, software engineer extraordinaire. news.mit.edu/2026/margaret-hamilton…
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sounds like someone who thinks assault is acceptable.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just got the pathology report. All benign.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy National Random Acts of Poetry Day to all who observe.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Early voting started today in Ohio. Vote! www.ohiosos.gov/elections
A drawn picture of Ohio with the words “I voted” inside.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My extremely inebriated friend Patton Oswalt narrates the epic saga of The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota on a brand new episode of DRUNK HISTORY! youtu.be/afXtQ6ghzsA?...
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The Biggest Ball of Twine (w/ Patton Oswalt) - Drunk History
YouTube video by Comedy Central
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mike Johnson is not a trustworthy negotiating partner. He lies as part of his religion.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bombing for peace is like f*cking for virginity.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@bobcesca.bsky.social Does Sen. Kennedy have any questions about this?
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mine has several entries for outdoor activities. Vague but not wrong.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just completed my colonoscopy, three years after colon cancer treatment. All is well.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy National Taco Day to all who observe.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is how the new CBS keeps people from remembering that the longest serving GOP Speaker of the House ultimately went to jail for covering up child rape. Which is apparently always in season.
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Either it’s such critical funding that I have to be fined $100 a year by the state for the crime of owning a hybrid or it’s NBD and we can suspend the gas tax any time it’s politically advantageous, so which is it?
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy National Get Funky Day to all who observe.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I'd rather get free money from the government than have socialism, which just teaches lazy, stupid folks they don't have to work for money they get, y'all!!!"
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy National Cinnamon Bun Day to all who observe.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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MST3K: 'It Stinks!' Reaction
ALT: MST3K: 'It Stinks!' Reaction
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy National Play Outside Day to all who observe.
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Aaron Yonka @adyonka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy National Produce Misting Day to all who observe.
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