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Sir, in this house, we recognize only one Boogeyman.

The Boogieman from The Real Ghostbusters, a freakish goblin type guy with a giant head and exaggerated features that scared the absolute shit out of me as a kid

I never had a choice in the matter. I come from a long line of sensible chucklesmiths and it was simply my duty to follow in their footsteps.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 12h

The costume designers killed it on this show.

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Chris ßrinton @cjbrinton.bsky.social · 15h

The Mariners 2026 season:

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 12h

He should devote all his free time to shitposting here.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 13h

I was 14 when this album came out, and I very distinctly remember the "wow, this is my taste in music now" feeling. I still think it's one of the most perfect rock albums ever made.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 14h

Oatmeal is catching strays here, jeez.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 14h

I'm trying to think of worse places for the AC to go out, and it's a short list.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 15h

Those are not mutually exclusive, BUT your vibes are very good.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 15h

Sunday cum gravy is so much less disgusting than being from New York.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 19h

Yeah I'm about to Little Red Bust.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 19h

I simply jizz on my enemies until they forfeit the battle, but you're not ready for my bold "have my cake and eat it too" strategy of combat/nutting.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 19h

It is also broadly correct in the importance of croquettes of uncertain origin.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 19h

MORE LIKE ORGY CHART AM I RI- Hey what's that commonly large hook coming at me from off stage?

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 20h

I meta couple folks once, wouldn't really recommend it.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 23h

Can you imagine how much that uncle must have absolutely hated everyone else in the family?

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 23h

This is an advertisement for Phillies Braves game three.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 01/10/2026

I hate the player And I hate the game FUCK YES.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 01/10/2026

This is the most seriously I've ever taken one of your posts tbh.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 01/10/2026

I love the fact that the people who drink piss as a sexual fetish are by a huge margin the least weird of the piss people.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 01/10/2026

Hell yeah, happy birthday! Call out of work and eat cake till you explode.

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rohan 🇦🇶 @ryderr9.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

you can just shut the fuck up instead of having a "shutting the fuck up ceremony"

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 01/10/2026

I just saw a political ad that said the candidate will take on the woke Goatses in Washington.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 01/10/2026

The fact that Tony Scott made this movie immediately before making Top Gus is endlessly delightful.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 01/10/2026

With the Astros winning the division with a .500 record and then getting swept in the Wild Card round by a team coming off back-to-back 100-loss seasons, is the 2026 AL West the shittiest division in MLB history?

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 30/09/2026

These are all actual product names now.

Very silly approximations of American names from the Famicom game Fighting Baseball

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 30/09/2026

Your husband had better show this picture to the dogs to make sure THEY don't forget what you look like.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 30/09/2026

I always forget that Sage Steele is a huge chud.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 30/09/2026

I think there are vastly different ideas of what "helping" constitutes here.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 30/09/2026

Fallen London? That's my favorite extremely chud-coded Gerard Butler movie!

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 30/09/2026

100% correct, but I think that the colloquial use is so widespread at this point that using it the term in the technically correct sense is mostly going to be more confusing than clarifying.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 30/09/2026

Jeez, the mods REALLY have it out for her lately.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 30/09/2026

Petition to rename Nationals Park to The Darkplace.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 30/09/2026

Making a mug that says "Don't talk to me until I've had my autism."

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 30/09/2026

They look like unwashed pajamas.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 30/09/2026

I am begging these guys to shut the fuck up for two whole seconds about how Cam Schlittler likes being a dick on Twitter.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 30/09/2026

If I ever get so mad that I tell someone to kill themselves because they correctly said that Biden didn't do shit to help queer people, please just come take away my internet.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 30/09/2026

"Are manicules an emoji" - the greatest thread in the history of r/typography, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 29/09/2026

Dude thought HGH was going to turn him into Barry Bonds without doing the rest of the whole Barry Bonds thing.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 29/09/2026

We can tag team Zuck and Musk when I hit 4k.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 29/09/2026

Hit him square in the jaw when he isn't expecting it and yell "CALL THAT A ZUCKER PUNCH" while he's dropping.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 29/09/2026

Katietightpussy Go is my favorite mobile game/spying app.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 29/09/2026

He's referred to the Phillies as "we" twice already. I love him so much.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 29/09/2026

The Etsy witches simply were not powerful enough to overcome Dan Wilson, the Arch-Warlock of Losing.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 29/09/2026

Dude there are SO MANY hair loss clinic billboards with Urlacher on them in Chicago, it's hilarious.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 29/09/2026

I can't believe they snagged Ken Phelps!

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