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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 03/10/2026

I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER, SAY "THREE TRUE OUTCOMES" ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME.

Sam Jackson as Jules in the "say what again" scene in Pulp Fiction

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 02/10/2026

Sir, in this house, we recognize only one Boogeyman.

The Boogieman from The Real Ghostbusters, a freakish goblin type guy with a giant head and exaggerated features that scared the absolute shit out of me as a kid

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 30/09/2026

These are all actual product names now.

Very silly approximations of American names from the Famicom game Fighting Baseball

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 29/09/2026

They should invent a kind of LinkedIn post that doesn't make me want to [redacted due to legally actionable TOS violation].

LinkedIn post from some incredible doofus: The Laughing Cow has changed its famous mascot for a new campaign, replacing the smile she's had for generations with a completely serious expression and the message, "We need to talk." The company is keeping the reason behind the change a mystery for now, saying the cow will explain what's going on "when she's ready." I'm actually curious where they're going with this because companies don't randomly mess with a mascot that recognizable after all these years. Hopefully it's just some clever marketing campaign and they're not about to give the Laughing Cow a complete personality makeover and make her woke. I guess we'll find out soon enough.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 27/09/2026

Discourse does nothing but psychic damage. Sweet little dog faces heal all wounds.

A pointy-eared black dog with a graying face lying on a Kong bed. Her mouth is open and she has a "I'm gonna cause trouble" facial expression.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 27/09/2026

I'm gonna tell Fetterman that no one loves dead Palestinians more than this guy and then immediately watch him break all his teeth trying to eat rocks.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 26/09/2026

He's both a villain and a victim, but WOW DOES BURKE SUCK

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 25/09/2026

What a good puppy. Meanwhile, my officemate is asleep on the job again.

A pointy-eared black dog snoozing on a purple beanbag

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 25/09/2026

I feel like my avatar may give this one away

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 24/09/2026

The actual winner of the NL Central is the Pierogi Squad.

The Pirates' Pierogies being led by the Parrot

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 24/09/2026

Don't worry, Chani is here to remedy this very real problem.

Pointy-eared black dog with gray eyebrows

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 23/09/2026

Chani is envious and wishes she got a pork chop instead of just bacon and egg breakfast scraps.

A black dog eating scraps of breakfast off of a blue plate

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 22/09/2026

Murdering a family of rich defense contractor assholes for money is cool and good, actually.

The three masked killers from You're Next

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 22/09/2026

You can probably nail my age down within a year or so based on this.

Box art for Pitfall! on the Intellivision. There's an adventurer type guy swinging on a vine over a crocodile.

Box art for Final Fantasy II (the US release of FF IV)

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 22/09/2026

Sorry kitten, Daddy has to organize a bunch of loose AAs.

Box for a battery organizer case named Battery Daddy

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 21/09/2026

This is good timeline synergy.

The post I'm replying to immediately above a post from Iron Spike "I had to know what "rapper Jethro Sheeran" looked like and I don't know what I expected but it wasn't this" and a picture of a guy whose chin kinda looks like a balls.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 20/09/2026

Anthropic's new head of recruitment

Amy Acker as Root from Person of Interest, a character who worships an artificial superintelligence as a goddess

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 19/09/2026

The film itself is very funny, but oh my goodness the cast.

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 15/09/2026

www.espn.com/betting/spor...

"We're all trying to find the guy who did this" hot dog suit meme

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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 15/09/2026

Jennifer's Body was basically marketed as "Megan Fox Is Hot: The Movie, starring Megan Fox, who is hot, doing hot girl things because what else else Megan Fox, a very hot girl, do?" with no indication that it even had a plot.