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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 2h

u ever just dress really sexy while ur gf is asleep and take crazy good photos and then crawl into bed next to them and forget u took those photos for several days? happens to me all the time. it’s like a surprise present for both of you

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 3h

maidenless (my gf is at work)

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 18/10/2026

flattery will get you everywhere. i'm truly a sitting duck

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 18/10/2026

ah. this post made me realize how easy i would be to murder

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 17/10/2026

you guys i'm trying so hard to teach her but she's got so much to learn 😔

jade discovers that digimon 1) are sexy 2) aren't a type of pokemon and 3) are mamdani's fav

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 17/10/2026

btw she woke up and strip-teased to avenged sevenfold hail to the king. in case u were wondering what having a jade gf is like

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 17/10/2026

"very few" u mean literally 2

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 16/10/2026

(sighs) (unzips pants)

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 16/10/2026

for the love of god get in bed with me it's 1am we can tape your tits later

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 16/10/2026

you know who else didn't find tea helpful? that's right. buck. the kiwi bank sheep.

static.klipy.com

buck kiwibank sheep spit

Alt: buck kiwibank sheep spits tea out

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 16/10/2026

have you tried jackin it? hot tea? reading? an episode of comfort show? counting sheep? jackin it again bc you accidentally counted buck the kiwi bank sheep that the internet wants to fuck?

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 15/10/2026

no tf u don't i'm like calling and calling and calling and that mf sends me right to voicemail 😭😭

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 15/10/2026

should i wear this backless top as a frontless top instead

me smiling for the camera wearing a striped white top. my reflection in the mirror shows that there is a big window in the back of the top that shows my shoulder blade area.

me making a sillier face with the top on backwards. my bra and boobs are sticking out a little and it’s lowkey really hot but obviously inappropriate for work today

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 15/10/2026

tf kind of waterfalls have u been exposed to

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 15/10/2026

just think about dry things......desert.......crunchy autumn leaf.....tradwives......

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 13/10/2026

1) drink water 2) find somewhere quiet to relax for a bit (preferably w natural light) 3) breathing exercises then when u are ready do what u need to do, even if that's just taking care of urself by going home 🫰

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 13/10/2026

no u just need to practice and push through >.< lessons might be a good idea just to have the dedicated and structured time to work on it?

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 13/10/2026

obv there are times when it's a safety thing and that's different but when joe shmoe at the next gas pump is staring while you talk to your family it's impossible to say what his problem is-- if any-- and if he'd still have a problem if you "sounded" "feminine enough" to his liking 🙄 ykwim

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 13/10/2026

counter-question: do you really care what the people who are looking at you think their lives are boring and your existence doesn't need to make them feel safe. baby eggs will look at you and hear your voice and go "oh my god that's me" if you train your voice please do it for YOU not for fuck-o's

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 12/10/2026

also how you held open the women's restroom door and all of the women kept making eye contact w you and saying thank you w a smile bc being transgender in mpls is extremely not a big deal it's damn near like a different country 😭

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 12/10/2026

(we drive to a thrift shop) (as we walk out we realize we are literally standing in front of the alex pretti memorial) (it is still perfectly preserved and people are actively standing around attending to and watching over it 10 months later) jade: HOLY SHIT?????? me: ya i told u 😭 mpls dude 4/4

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 12/10/2026

(walking a block further) guy talking to a news crew: "...we can't treat these people like criminals just bc they broke the law, they need mental health and community support, not to be incarcerated and ostracized..." jade: !!!!!!!! THIS IS MPLS ???????? I THOUGHT U WERE EXAGGERATING 3/4

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 12/10/2026

(walking around on a random street) lady talking to her friends: "yeah like so when we learned ICE was here we immediately started pulling up google translate to go communicate to our neighbors and get them safe and informed about what to do..." jade: !!!!!! 2/4

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 12/10/2026

me: "everyone in mpls is SO nice and cool like u literally cannot go anywhere without encountering the nicest and coolest person u have ever met in ur life" jade: ya ok 🤨 (we go to mpls) 1/4

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 10/10/2026

his arch nemesis? Home Depot Chilidog

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 10/10/2026

update: ok why did you even bother asking if you were gonna make it 10 parts ginger beer .5 parts vodka lmao

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 10/10/2026

don't get me wrong i like not getting carded but i've never been ASKED and just believed before lmfao

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 10/10/2026

walked up to the hotel bar. ordered two moscow mules. bartender said "you guys 21?" said ya. he said ok and made us the drinks. bro idk if honor system is the way to go when there's like 6 special occasions and half of them are high school events lmaooo

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 10/10/2026

can someone please explain #sheshed to me

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 09/10/2026

so naturally when i was fuckin around on her ipad and saw a pic of her w buc-ee like four years ago i unfortunately had to cancel her 😔

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 09/10/2026

let it be known the reason she made this post is bc buc-ees won't stop suing local businesses for having animal mascots that wear hats claiming it's "copyright infringement" and most of the businesses cannot afford the legal fees and are forced to concede

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 09/10/2026

yea his name is literally buc-ee

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 07/10/2026

thanks guys i made this post from her phone while she was in the shower last night bc my own phone was dead

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 07/10/2026

this seems like the most reasonable explanation

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 07/10/2026

jade, in her sleep: (kisses my cheek) "i love you and miss you." me: "i love you too" jade: "don't give up on trees" me: "what" jade: "i don't know" (breathes loudly in my ear) me: "what were you saying" jade: (nods vigorously) ok

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 04/10/2026

in tomodachi life we made miley cyrus AND hannah montana and we're hoping they become enemies and hate each other

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