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Adam Type Person

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 28/01/2025
This is Duncan. He just had his first blueberry, and now demands another. 12/10
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Lia Wong 🧃 @liaofthebay.bauhinia.club · 19/07/2024
Something something cyber domain resiliency hybird operations countermeasures
BSOD upon the Vegas Orb
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
ALIEN starring Bernadette Peters
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
In a 6-3 decision along party lines, the Supreme Court holds that it is legal to hunt “the most dangerous game” as long as you pay for an appropriate permit.
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
The joke that gets lost is Ford Prefect named himself after the make/model of a car because he perceived that cars are the dominant life form on Earth.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Felix sat through the band’s entire new album, and a few of the radio hits, impatient for them to play the old school stuff. Then he heard the familiar bass line start, feeling the rumble deep down in his belly. Finally, it was time to get into the mosh pit and fuck some shit up.
A black and white image of a concert scene with DJs performing on stage, a crowd of people, and a cat leaping through the air.
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Life Is Amazing publisher @lifeisamazing.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Sauron, in The Lord of The Rings is a mysterious figure. I imagine him there at the top of his tower and suddenly see him for who he is. Today's homage to Tolkien... @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com, thought you might like this one.
Sauron

When it comes to Dark Lords, I’m the Darkest
Darkest Dark Lord.
No Dark Lord is Darker than me
Not one.

I was saying to Saruman just the other day
Saruman, nice guy, but, he’s not me. Wants to be, but no. I said:
Sure, you’re Saruman the White
And that’s okay, that’s your thing
But I know everything there is about 
Dark Lords. You see, I’m a smart guy
Smartest Dark Lord you’ll meet. Ever

I have a volcano
No-one else has a volcano
I call it Mount Doom, actually 
It’s kind of a play on words – like “doom and gloom”
because it’s got an atmosphere.
Great atmosphere. You should come.
It’s where we incinerate documents
Oh, and people, when I fire them

It’s by the orc training ground
which we call The Golf Course.
That’s on the Plat-eau, the Plat-eau of Gorgoroth 
actually that’s Golforoth:
The guy who wrote it couldn’t spell.
I fired him. I said: “JRR, maybe you need to go to school.
– We’re getting the signs changed.
They’ll be the best signs.

(Cont'd next image)18 holes. Great course and the views... The clubhouse is at Minas Morgul
That’s pronounced Mogul. After my other job

I win every time. Nazgul, orcs, trolls, balrogs – no-one ever beats me
In all these thousands of years. No-one’s better than me at golf
Never. Think of that. It shows, doesn’t it
– who’s best at golf? You don’t need to answer that
It’s a rhetorical question, rhetorical questions don’t have answers
(– It’s me, by the way.)

At the top of Barad-Dur I look out over Middle-Earth.
Barad-Dur’s my tower. It means: Dark Tower.
It’s named after me. I’m the Dark Lord. Did I mention that?
I have great eyesight. My eyesight is so great, I had them tested. 
The Orctician said: “You’ve got great eyesight.”
There’s this flame around me. A big, beautiful flame. So beautiful.
So bright. It burns and burns in the shape of an eye. 
It’s the biggest eye, actually.
It’s big. 
It’s orange.       

(The picture is the flaming eye of Sauron, from The Lord of the Rings movie, by Peter Jackson)
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Samwise came back to The Shire to tell Gandalf and Saruman there's an Old Navy two towns over
Gandalf and Saruman and Peter Jackson
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 09/06/2024
it is a wild week for sports being played in unfamiliar countries, with cricket in the United States, baseball in the United Kingdom, and Stanley Cup Final hockey in Canada
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Phil Edwards - Live for Films @liveforfilms.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
Feathers McGraw returns in a new Wallace and Gromit film. Details here bit.ly/4c75EZG #Aardman #stopmotion #WallaceandGromit #film
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/05/2024
how was i unaware of "sedition panda" until just now
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Adam Type Person @adamtypeperson.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
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Monterey Bay Aquarium @montereybayaquarium.org · 12/03/2024
Meet the shrimply stunning (and literally striking) mantis shrimp! This tiny yet dazzling marine crustacean defies conventional classification and breaks the mold in more ways than one.  Learn more at: mbayaq.co/3PfgvI5
Vibrant peacock mantis shrimp displaying colorful patterns and powerful claws.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
The giant, sleepy Pokémon Snorlax appeared in Pokémon Center Mega Tokyo today.
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Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Fuck this hustle-culture bullshit. When I’m a skeleton I’m not doing a goddamn thing
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Yilin (she/they) @ check out The Lantern and the Night Moths @yilinwriter.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
An important reminder from Neil. The Hugos should join other publications and organizations in always naming the translator whenever translated works are nominated or win. #NameTheTranslator
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Adam Type Person @adamtypeperson.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Local human attempts to look good-looking
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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 15/02/2024
www.esquire.com/entertainmen... is what was known two weeks ago.
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Inside the Censorship Scandal That Rocked Sci-Fi and Fantasy's Biggest Awards
Last week, the Hugo Awards melted down over unexplained disqualifications. Insiders tell Esquire what really happened—and what it could mean for the future of literary awards.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Voyager scene. We're in sick bay with the EMH Doc, Neelix, and Kes. Kes and the Dr look like humans, and Neelix has forehead dots following an aggressively receding hairline and a colorful patterned shirt. The Doctor is looking intensively at his tricorder while Neelix and Kes look at him and wait for some needed info. Closed caption reads, "Your brain is...not on file."
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Adam Type Person @adamtypeperson.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
I’m gonna be on here more
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Bittersweet 😍😳💀 @bitters.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
We are watching New Zealand eviscerate Italy in World Cup rugby
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Here is Judge Arthur Engoran's opinion dissolving Trump's corporate persons. Thus far, the press seems less interested that Trump and two sons engaged in 10 years of fraud than they were that Biden's son owned a gun unlawfully for 11 days 5 years ago. www.documentcloud.org/documents/23...
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Adam Type Person @adamtypeperson.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Hey look at that! I'm on the thing!
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