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Evan A.

@aczonaczoff.northsky.social
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FKA TwoSeamGripe on 🐦. Union member: @mrssunion | @wbng.org. Cal grad.

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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 5h
Gross
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 18h
Steve Kerr making the same speech year after year since he got here
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 19h
Wait nvm lol
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 19h
lol he sucks
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 19h
What I really wanted was him taking a big drag on the cig and then stomping it out but nope. I tried everything (like 2 different Google searches!)
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manuclearb0mb.bsky.social · 19h
So my account got banned again, I am once again searching for 3K of my closest friends @goodboy.bsky.social @theamitie.bsky.social @marcnormandin.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 19h
They lost 3 straight games after he posted this
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 19h
Ok well I don’t know what I expected to find but was going to do a White Sox tweet with Jed Bartlet yelling at god in Two Cathedrals but that is not a popular gif I guess. Cc @jenramose.online
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 19h
Elias Sports Bureau says the White Sox are the only team to make every out by strikeout in a five-game series
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 21h
King
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 21h
Someone looked. 😩
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 22h
Fee fee fee feeney!
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 22h
Me: why is my 2yo doing absolutely insane no-sense-of-danger shit on his balance bike Also me: hey man check this shit out youtu.be/jIBldkWO9a4?...
youtu.be
Danny MacAskill’s Postcard from San Francisco
YouTube video by Red Bull Bike
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 23h
Cal leading by 5 points and coming out in the “five guys defending the goal line” defense with *10 seconds left* and the ball on the Cal 27 was one of the funniest plays I’ve ever seen. Just conceding 20 yards and a Virginia Tech first and goal to win the game for no reason. Beautiful.
20-yd Pass
0:06 - 4th
Shotgun #17 E.Grunkemeyer pass complete short left to #5
M.Jackson caught at CAL16, for 20 yards to the CAL07, out of bounds at CALO7, 1ST DOWN
Ist & 10 at CAL 27
Incompletion
0:06 - 4th
Shotgun #17 E.Grunkemeyer pass incomplete short middle to #85 L.Reynolds thrown to CALOO broken up by #20
A.Emory
Ist & Goal at CAL 7
End of 4th quarter.
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 23h
This basically
YOU GUY ARE ALLOWED TO HOLD LEADS?
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 23h
The California Golden Bears (derogatory)
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 23h
I don’t understand
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 23h
Just like they drew it up
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 23h
Holy shit
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 23h
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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My "let people enjoy things" outer limits does not extend to Harry Potter adults, nor does it extend to adults who are willing to get their kids into Harry Potter.
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
Preparing myself to be embarrassed by a robot. Season 1 of 35+ men’s league was a success (arm didn’t explode) but lots of room to improve. I have spent [redacted] on pitching tech and have a long offseason ahead.
Pocket Radar Smart Coach.
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Emily Cassidy @enviroem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hell yes. Let’s normalize saying no to AI crap. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com
Nicolas Cage Says He’s ‘Probably Not’ Working With Amazon Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir,’ Teases Joining ‘True Detective’
Nicolas Cage says he 'probably won't be working' with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for 'Spider-Noir.'
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
NOBODY MOVE you'll scare it
a fünfer brewing between Old Dominion and App State
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Lisounours @lise-l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
Image de deux cerfs allongés devant des rouleaux de foin
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“This is why the left never wins” no it’s because the game was built by and for fascists!!! Shut up and figure out how to be helpful!
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The left isn’t weak because of infighting. The left is weak because every facet of our society and economy is geared to the benefit of fascism and white supremacy and it is the challenge of multiple lifetimes to dismantle all of that.
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Juxtaposition of that with Ballhalla gonna be crazy
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 10/10/2026
Elite impunity is perhaps the single greatest problem in American politics going back to Gerald Ford’s Watergate pardons. These people keep getting away with it. This needs to stop.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
raise revenue and undercut right-populism with One Weird Trick (capitalists HATE this)
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
My first draft had Cal 😭😭😭
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Erik Malinowski @erikmalinowski.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
lol so close
Who will win the series

Kendra Andrews: Aces in 4

Kareem Copeland: Aces in 4

Myron Medcalf: Aces in 5

Alexa Philippou: Aces in 4

Andre Snellings: Aces in 4

Michael Voepel: Aces in 4
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Kerith Burke @kerithburke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Came to GSV and became a starter. Learned her role. Came up big.
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
📈 Valks 📉 Giants
Mom (me) ignoring drowning kid (the Giants) and playing with fun kid (the Valkyries).
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sick as hell guys
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Golden State Valkyries are going to the WNBA Finals
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the CANPS was the CANPS there?
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
This mf said canps
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
Get that shit OUT
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nasty work
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let’s fucking GOOOOO
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 09/10/2026
Sherrod Brown's new response to an anti-trans ad is remarkably different from many other dems. Instead of accepting bigotry towards trans people, he pivots and links his Republican opponent to the Epstein files. It is notably different from his earlier ads. Subscribe to support our journalism.
erininthemorning.com
Sherrod Brown Answers Anti-Trans Attack Ads By Tying Jon Husted To The Epstein Files
“Jon Husted? He protected men who abused young girls by voting in the Senate to block the release of the Epstein files.”
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tim McVeigh killed 167 people in Oklahoma City but his name was "Tim," not "Nidal" so ...
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump announces that the U.S. will buy Russian oil. This is just a few weeks after Trump signed the Lindsey Graham Russia Sanctions bill, which authorized him to place 100% tariffs on countries that are the biggest importers of Russian oil/gas. Are we going to tariff ourselves now?
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
disproving the long held theory that we love this shit
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
incredible
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
🤷🏿‍♂️
news.berkeley.edu
Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I started writing about Supreme Court expansion, you couldn’t get the question *asked* in a poll. The first time I saw it actually polled, it was 8%. Now, we here.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At this stage it doesn't matter to me if this guy is cosplaying. I want a person who talks like this and then promises to back it up to be the next president. If there's somebody who winds up being more convincing than him in the next year or so, I'll vote for that person instead.
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