Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 10/10/2026Preparing myself to be embarrassed by a robot. Season 1 of 35+ men’s league was a success (arm didn’t explode) but lots of room to improve. I have spent [redacted] on pitching tech and have a long offseason ahead. 000 0
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 09/08/2026Buddy sent me this video of the Dylan Beavers bobblehead complete with moving beaver tail annnnd I hate it so much 000 0
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 24/07/2026Honestly -- not bad??? 32/99 from Schmitt is wild. Eldridge was in the 1B/DH rotation and ended at .271/.362/.454 for a 128 OPS+. Trade returns below: 000 0
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 24/07/2026OK Giants friends, I completed my "save the 2026 season and beyond" OOTP27 sim: did a live start on July 7 when they were 15 games under .500, traded Ray + Arraez + Hentges at the deadline. Picked up Bryce Elder + Jonathan Aranda as waiver claims (AI is weird!) and ended 81-81. 110 1
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 21/07/2026Just saying, in an electoral environment where PROGRESSIVE progressives are running way ahead of expectations MAYBE this is saying something telling about your strategy of running to to the center??? 010 1
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 29/05/2026Every single one of these I have seen is cursed. 000 0
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 19/05/2026Sorry didn’t you vote for the SAVE Act multiple times @gluesenkampperez.house.gov 000 0
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 13/04/2026Immediately knew without clicking this was the “It’s a Floor Wax, It’s A Dessert Topping” skit because we had a VHS of “SNL BEST COMMERCIALS” that we would watch growing up. Thanks @grantbrisbee.bsky.social for also reminding me of Big Red, the Adobe car, Colon Blow and Quarry, and Happy Fun Ball. 010 1
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 23/03/2026Recycled Glindor the Good Witch from another team last year but pleased with my fantasy names for this year after wrapping up all drafts. 220 2
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 21/03/2026Would be pretty funny if the Barry Bonds LF Curse continues bc Ramos DH’s on Opening Day (I know that this is a projected every day lineup from @grantbrisbee.bsky.social not specifically OD). 000 0
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 15/02/2026Following Tread and Driveline on YouTube a month before I turn 37 and start my first season of competitive baseball in 20 years for a 35+wood bat league. 030 3
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 11/02/2026According to @gluesenkampperez.house.gov: Not making you pay to copy your ID: waste. Billions of dollars for ICE: not waste. 110 1
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 09/02/2026/reskeets all my smart friends Map: ah yes, an intellectual and a creative 100 1
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 16/01/2026Paul Giamatti is in the new Star Trek? Bart Giamatti’s son? 010 1
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 04/01/2026When my wife (the breadwinner) tells me January is a 3-paycheck month for her: 010 1
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 12/11/2025Me: why the fuck is the dog making so much noise The dog: /not in the room The culprits: raccoons on the roof 000 0
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 11/11/2025LATE: Last month we said goodbye to our boy Porter. A fighter against multiple maladies that never broke him, all the way to 12. He had dog buds & human buds who cared enough to help when his vet bills came in, who asked about him for years. We were so lucky to have him be part of our family. 🌈🌈 2110 11
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 09/11/2025From my tour in 2010 — my favorite part is “DO NOT ASSUME THAT COURT IS OVER”. I can’t imagine giving the most important oral argument of your life and someone just starts hoopin’ 120 2
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 18/10/2025The other end of this line of people marching is two miles from here 000 0
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 07/10/2025(Ignore that I bought both of these) The Costco spooky fruit snacks from Welch’s are almost half the size as the regular ones. Only like 5 fruit snacks in the small ones. 010 1
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 24/09/2025Doing this less than a month after we signed up for the bundle price is fucked up 010 1
Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 24/09/2025Big trade for @oregonzoo.bsky.social — love what I’ve seen out of Kallik on tape so far. Really hard to say goodbye to Nora. Curious to see St. Louis’s return as part of this 3-team deal. 150 5
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