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Jenna Prince (of Darkness)

@aconstantwip.bsky.social
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early 30s trashgender and PNWer. as flawless as she is braless. puts the “hot” in hot mess. turns insecurities into out-securities. her royal thighness. waifu as FUCK. (minors get blocked on sight, death before detransition)

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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 7h
So a majority of my apartment building’s staff has been replaced since the incident with my former landlord and apparently before and even after I moved in so many have just been doing tons of illegal or neglectful shit out of disdain for poor people, so that’s cool, everyday’s an adventure
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 8h
I thought Prince was weird till I just chose it
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10h
i think it's weird that the yankees logo is just a pile of sticks. at least make it some letters or something
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 9h
Also... Daaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yankees LOSE
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 12h
When I worked at an elementary school I always asked the kids what they thought of it (they were ages 8-10) and I usually got “Ehhhh…” or “I’d rather read Percy Jackson or Wings of Fire” as an answer lmao Or “My parents really like it.”
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 12h
This shit is millennials’ GIJoe, I swear to fucking god, something we should have left behind forever ago but the same target audience from its heyday keeps returning
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 13h
rn I’m at the stage of “Sure you can call me that but nobody’s gonna know who or what you’re talking about”
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 13h
I’m so used to being Jen that whenever I hear my father deadname me it sounds so foreign now, like “Who the fuck’s this guy you keep talking to when you’re on the phone with me”
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 13h
that’s no gouda…
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 15h
Sure. Whatever. Who even cares anymore.
New York Times headline: “Superpowers Racing to Put Nuclear Reactors on Moon”
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 16h
beginnings of a lil horror story im working on
It's 2027. Harry Potter now has a tie-in with every other brand in existence. his face is on pencil sharpeners, paper towels, salt shakers, vacuum cleaners, dish soap, instant oatmeal. you see them in countless ads on tv. you try to change the channel, but he's on every one. all your favorite shows reference him now. your family has surrendered to it too, you see your little cousins sporting red and yellow neckties. it's always on in the background when you visit your grandma. the Super Bowl this year is quidditch themed. they built a statue honoring him in the middle of the park you walk by on the way to work. you try to tell people this shit is super weird, but they just tell you to not be such a dementor about it. you renew your drivers license and it now has a marker for which hogwarts house you are. you buy a plane ticket to the UK. on your flight you're surrounded by people watching potter movies on the backs of their seats. you disembark and take a ride share with a driver wearing a wizard hat. you pull up to a castle and pull a pin out of a small apparatus. something must be done.
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Cin-o-Lantern Art @ Roundhouse @cinamuffins.bsky.social · 19h
Cyclops can summon Dark Phoenix Marvel Veterans:
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 21h
no you don't get it she's addicted to smoking cigs in a hot way not in the depressing way yet
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i brought the first Tron 🥹👉🏼👈
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm not even sure Liberty Biberty is failing. The Insurance Wars exist because insurance is the least marketable industry. You can't really try out different brands to compare, it doesn't work visually on TV. The only way to sell it is to be as loud and annoying as possible so people remember you
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Liberty Mutual ads have always been flop sweaty and pathetic, Liberty Biberty is their equivalent of kamikaze tactics: a move that only makes sense as a desperate last-ditch strategy in a losing war
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Liberty Biberty represents a truly fascinating escalation in the Insurance Wars, an outright descent into madness
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Texas Chainsaw Compromise
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cult franchise. (5.42 billion worldwide) You probably never heard of it.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
A meme with top text saying Everyone at Schrodingers funeral looking at his coffin. Below, a closeup of a grim man with long silver hair and armor, brow furrowed as he stares ahead. At the bottom, large caption says Hmm. The humor refers to the Schrodingers cat paradox, joking that people are unsure if he is truly dead inside the coffin.
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only method I can think of is turning it into a parody of itself and that’s how you get a fun story for adult dorks like us, but that’s not how you sell toys to the same kids buying Transformers and Beyblade
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If there’s a way to bring it into the 2020s or whatever and have it be up there with Transformers again like in the old days I sure can’t think of it
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is it a hot take to say reinventing GIJoe sounds like one of the most difficult tasks ever and it’d be easier to just leave it in the 20th century
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also fuck the Pope he didn't do SHIT for the White Sox he's too busy doing his day job denying trans people medical care. Call me back when we're calling the Arisen Christ himself out of the bullpen and not a fucking MOMENT before Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Used the women’s locker room and nothing bad happened yay woo
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
Show everyone you are smart despite your current salary. store.theonion.com/products/concept…
'Conceptual Genius Goes As Self For Halloween' Headline T-Shirt
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagine my surprise when I open this up to read X-Men and am greeted with this shit, I'm gonna become the Green Goblin
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gonna have to import shit to a new app made by Webtoon There will be no price change but a higher tier to read comics 1 month after release instead of 3 So far things are fine but I'm side-eyeing this nonetheless
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[I open up Marvel Unlimited] "MARVEL UNLIMITED SHUTTING DOWN IN DECEMBER" [The Green Goblin mask starts calling me]
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Merit" in this country is fully dependent on how much money you have and who you know and nothing else. If this were not the case this overpaid garden gnome wouldn't have been able to singlehandedly make the world significantly more difficult for artists for a paycheck he won't even spend.
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To Catch a Predacon
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yooooo that’s crazy.
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love that evil doesn’t bother trying to disguise itself anymore, it makes everything so much easier
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Fawnduu🐮🔜 Big Chillin @fawnduu.com · 05/10/2026
bluesky automod loves to be like "most sexual and explicit image our tech could find" and its a transgender woman just standing there
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m just some nobody on the internet, my politicians need to be angry with enough venom and precision to make me discard many of my doubts about them fighting for my life. It’s not even my fucking job to be pissed off and I’m angrier than most people in office.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I don't want you chuckling and repeating canned applause lines, I want you filled with righteous incandescent rage at the assholes who wrecked the country because they were bored and saw too many memes
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I do have a litmus test for my candidates now and it's that I want them to be genuinely pissed off, not pretend pissed off
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rodska Langley Soryumus
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Evangelion Prime Unit 02 send tweet
An Optimus Prime Evangelion figure. Colored like Hot Rod. Yep, Hot Rod. Nobody else.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ATTENTION! We are legally required to implore you to read this message.
This image is a parody flyer titled "Official Apology from InfoWars." It humorously claims that the InfoWars Store is apologizing for defective products, blaming "Communists" for sabotaging their manufacturing. It sarcastically describes potential negative effects of their products and offers refunds in Bahraini dinars or bat guano. The InfoWars logo is at the bottom.This image shows a recall notice for "InfoWars Kidz Kibble" in Chicken N' Ketchup flavor. The packaging features a smiling baby and cereal pieces. The notice states that the meal-replacement pebbles can be a choking hazard for children without adult teeth.The image is a recall notice for the "InfoWars Pregnancy Tracker App." It instructs users to uninstall the app and place their phone in a freezer. An email address for further instructions is provided.A black tactical bulletproof vest with "InfoWars" logo is shown. The text above reads "RECALL NOTICE" in red. Below, it announces a recall of the InfoWars Tactical Bulletproof Vest, stating it may increase bullet speed rather than protect. There's an apology for the error.
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How do you tolerate me @tanyaverdesoto.bsky.social
Jenna: [in my most chola accent imaginable] YOOOOOOOOOOO SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
Tatiana: [gif of Ansem being blinded by light]
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hitting the gym, gotta be able to bridal carry folks
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mandalorian apostate posting a Notes app apology and selfie at the living waters.
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Slurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some of those with bald bonces Get murdered by space nonces HUH KRILLIN IN THE NAME OF
Krillin in Dragon Ball Z, holding a destructo disc over his head.
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Past a certain income threshold you just start talking like a fucking supervillain
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Alden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Always hilarious when someone asks “is America ready for an [insert descriptor] President?” America was ready for a fucking criminal pedo President, so I really don’t see the point of asking these stupid qualifiers regarding anything else. Operate in THIS reality, where it’s all BEEN broken.
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still love Korra and Transformers etc despite Paramount and its fuckin hydra of subsidiaries
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It scared me because of how silent it was and I didn’t know wtf any of that text meant but it looked scary and I thought it’d either have a loud noise at the end or something would pop out or w/e
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My transition goals are Patti Smith circa the late 70s
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Jenna Prince (of Darkness) @aconstantwip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Phocanicus …this isn’t anything 😔
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