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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 3h

I appreciate having the reputation of Guy Who Knows Things™️, but when it leads to questions regarding the homecoming parade route and its associated road closures I do start to wonder what people think I actually do here.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 10h

[deep breath] I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR-GENERAL I'VE INFORMATION VEGETABLE, ANIMAL, AND MINERAL FROM MARATHON TO WATERLOO, IN ORDER CATEGORICAL I'M VERY WELL ACQUAINTED, TOO, WITH MATTERS MATHEMATICAL

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Related: Is it bad when your boss says "We should order five more portable O2 detectors for the group. And one for him [points at me] personally"?

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is it bad when you’re on day three of an activity and still have “Plan [activity]” on your whiteboard because the group responsible for delivering the thing hasn’t? It’s pure read-and-react at this point.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Called my shop at 7:00 this morning. Talked to the service scheduler when he got in at 8:15. Dropped the car off twenty minutes later and was told it should be ready by the end of the day. Got a call just before 11 to tell me I could come pick it up. Gotta say, I’m impressed.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So the good news is that my car's brake fluid is clear and shows no signs of degradation. The bad news is that a quantity of it is on the inside of my left-front rim.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Don't know if I have a favorite, but neither Carol Kaye nor James Jamerson get the recognition they deserve.

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Looking at the kid's senior photos (taken by a friend on campus), and we're all having a laugh at how many of them fall into either the “Let me put you behind the wheel of a new KIA!” or the “Have you been injured in a truck accident?” category.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

$4.929 at Costco this morning. We’re going through a repeat of a few months ago where nobody wants to be the first to break $5 (it was $4 then) so watching Costco's price creep up towards everybody else’s is the only indication that they’re still climbing.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Forget to mention it, but it was curriculum night at the kid's school last night and I’m still trying to figure out why one of the band kids was warming up on trumpet with 2 Unlimited's Twilight Zone.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Look, I’m as opposed to device surveillance as anyone but when a feature is explicitly described as having to be turned on by the user it’s not “always-on”.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Love how everyone is treating Trump's latest bullshit as something serious to debate instead of a criminal attempt at bribery.

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

DIG through the fridges to MAKE some sandwiches theres HAM and what looks like arugula

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

a) This is long overdue. b) Dude can play hardball.

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I haven’t found a blown transformer this funny since that one time I looked up Optimus Prime fan fiction

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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 01/09/2025

workers of the world, spice up your life

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Once again, I want to see the movie in the earlier time slot.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Made it back from a quick trip home to pick up some things. Costco Canada continues to show more courage than its US counterpart: One of the samples yesterday was White Claw.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Just realized the Western-Michigan is on Canadian cable. That was a cursed Tom Brady jersey I just saw, wasn’t it?

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Just called “Bad Timing” while Jim Cuddy was strapping on his harmonica.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Went to Meijer Gardens this afternoon. It was only this evening that I realized I had photos from our first visit in 2003 in my library. It’s wild seeing the same sculptures in the same places with 23 years of growth around them.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

For those who might be into this sort of thing, Blue Rodeo is streaming tonight's concert from the RBC Amphitheatre in Toronto live on YouTube:

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Blue Rodeo "Live From the RBC Amphitheatre 2026"

YouTube video by Blue Rodeo

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Love to realize a week before taking quick run to see family that in the general back-to-work/back-to-school/kid's-getting-his-wisdom-teeth-out/etc. chaos of the last month neither of us actually remembered to book a hotel for next Friday night.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Still more than my wife paid for hers.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Is this why they set up a Bluesky account, posted twice, then ghosted?

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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I mentioned it in a reply earlier this week, but here's Blue Rodeo at Massey Hall from CBC Music:

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Live at Massey Hall: Blue Rodeo

YouTube video by CBC Music

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

optimist: the cup is half full pessimist: the cup is half empty nuclear physicist: I hope you’re not using the orange cup; it’s for demonstrations only

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I know my mom has to clear the houses out before selling them, but it’s still a bit of a gut punch to see the Facebook posts from the estate sale company advertising the furniture.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Got a promotional email from the Leafs. Apparently they’re partnering with TaylorMade on a giveaway. Sometimes the joke just writes itself.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

A group of people fly from Los Angeles to Chicago.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Oh, shit. That place is a landmark.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Doors go up Doors go down That’s what garage doors do

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I’m the piece of food that caused you to choke and have to perform a self-Heimlich in an otherwise empty office, then nearly pass out afterwards.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I may have unwittingly stumbled upon the most LinkedIn-coded thing not actually on LinkedIn:

“Today is a Good Day to Die: What Klingon Wisdom Teaches Us About Talent Development”

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Boston Tom Levenson @tomlevenson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I cannot tell you how mad I am that I didn't think of this:

A Bethany Black Bluesky post that reads, "Over 18 they're Michiganders, under 18 they're Michigoslings."

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