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ACME Scares Rep.

@acmesalesrep.bsky.social
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Nice guy. Tries hard. Loves the game.

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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 13m
5-1 and averaging 31 points a game, no less.
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TavernTilly @taverntilly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 11h
Cases of ramen. Indirect cost pool noodles.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 11h
That is wonderful, Maggie.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 12h
Are we sure it isn’t intentional?
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 16h
I appreciate having the reputation of Guy Who Knows Things™️, but when it leads to questions regarding the homecoming parade route and its associated road closures I do start to wonder what people think I actually do here.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 20h
I didn’t know that was possible.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 22h
The green's funky and the pattern is boring, but having been exposed to many bad OHL jerseys in the ‘90s I’m okay with it.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 22h
Meanwhile, in Toronto:
nowtoronto.com
Olivia Chow warns Toronto voters about second Chow on mayoral ballot | NOW Toronto
Toronto voters are being warned to double-check their mayoral ballots, where Olivia Chow and another candidate named Chow appear side-by-side.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 23h
Should’ve hooped.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 23h
[deep breath] I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR-GENERAL I'VE INFORMATION VEGETABLE, ANIMAL, AND MINERAL FROM MARATHON TO WATERLOO, IN ORDER CATEGORICAL I'M VERY WELL ACQUAINTED, TOO, WITH MATTERS MATHEMATICAL
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is wrong with Hegseth?
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why do conservatives hate cities?
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope somebody came in wearing full wizard gear.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now I wish I could find my old Barbarian rugby shirt from my undergrad days.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s not donating money to Democrats. He’s donating money to campaign against them.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hear me out: smoked paprika.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dock and ball wait no
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Haven’t tried the biscuits, but the pretzel bagels are great. I foresaw them going off quickly, though, and sliced and froze the remainders the day after I brought them home.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sounds like self-defense.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You’ve seen the “how to play Rio” video he did during the pandemic, right?
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived in Bluesky
static.klipy.com
Fail Fall
ALT: Fail Fall
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would love for just one Democratic candidate to come back with “‘They/them’ includes you.”
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, sometimes the faster it gets the less you need to know.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meanwhile, in Canada…
orilliamatters.com
Against all odds, exotic dancer navigates challenges of wild Trent-Severn journey
'I want people to see what happens when you believe in yourself. I thought I’d do this when I was old and retired, but I decided that you can’t wait to live,' says local woman
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Ang Marie Leatherberry @angnerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
💕 I present Lansing's 'Spooky Balls' 🎃 😆 💕 #Lansing #LansingMichigan #PureMichigan #Michigan #Capitol #CapitolBuilding #Pumpkin #NightSky
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seems relevant.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shades of Sid Bream.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Only with express and enthusiastic consent.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Middle of the tread like that? That’s like $25 and 45 minutes at Costco to get fixed.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just introduced the kids to this a couple of weeks ago!
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m guessing AI developers were abusing it and/or releasing software that used it outside of the App Store.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it would be necessary for something like SuperDuper! to make a bootable backup.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An entire research center devoted to a single Grand Funk track seems a bit much.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I’d known about the sword thing I’d have done mine at Jyväskylä.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s why they pay Mia the big bucks.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Related: Is it bad when your boss says "We should order five more portable O2 detectors for the group. And one for him [points at me] personally"?
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apple Park, Apple's corporate headquarters in Cupertino, CA. The building is a shiny, multi-story ring surrounded by trees that appears simultaneously futuristic and fortress-like.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is DECEMBER TO REMEMBER erasure.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is it bad when you’re on day three of an activity and still have “Plan [activity]” on your whiteboard because the group responsible for delivering the thing hasn’t? It’s pure read-and-react at this point.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Majestic.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
H&H Mobil, for all you Lanstronauts out there. If you know, you know.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Called my shop at 7:00 this morning. Talked to the service scheduler when he got in at 8:15. Dropped the car off twenty minutes later and was told it should be ready by the end of the day. Got a call just before 11 to tell me I could come pick it up. Gotta say, I’m impressed.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why are you helping her try to rehab her image?
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everybody wants what’s in those pants wait that’s not it
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s just Jair Bolsonaro.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no. Anyhow
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It really is a work of art.
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Excavators?
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ACME Scares Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[Exit, pursued by a fucking bear]
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