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laulukaskas

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 2h
the defining games story of the last decade is when the dead cells team got a bunch of positive press for being a workers co-op but then the game was a huge hit and so they made a private company for all the new employees to scale up into while the “co-op” remained about ten people large lol
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yupdown @yupdown.net · 5h
he's trying his best to give us free wifi
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 7h
I think its such a fucking Adam Curtis type farce my "white girl in a cheongsam" line isn't made up. In the early tens the entire national cable news ecosystem ganged up on a high schooler for wearing a cheongsam to prom. Wall to wall coverage for a week. There was almost no pretense to it
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 7h
on a genuinely respectful note I think a lot of the fear of handing off more of our taste to automated systems is all the systems mentioned have been gamed to death. If you accidentally watch one right-wing-adjacent YouTube video that is all it will recommend for weeks, etc
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 7h
lowtax xehanort theory of bluesky remains undefeated
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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 11h
He could beat Mario 64 with his eyes closed. But he didn't. There was no point. There was another player named AntiBubzia on the other world doing the exact same thing backwards to cancel out Bubzia's completed run every freaking time.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026
I’m increasingly of the belief that we’ve never truly left the Great Financial Crisis. Everything we’re dealing with today started there, and every excess and problem stems from the US government’s failure to contain or eradicate its causes.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 17h
should be instructive for democrats that Magyar is living up to his promise to prosecute Orban officials for corruption and is continuing to poll extremely highly
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 21h
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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chelsea bridge @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 19h
there are no worthwhile qualities of fraternities, full stop. when they're not busy raping women and defending their rapist members they abuse and kill new members for fun. colleges have proven they cannot be made safe or reformed. the only reasonable policy at this point is banning all of them.
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aqua a @aquaflower.bsky.social · 18h
warning you get sleepy if stay up late
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 19h
Presenting The Theraishnavist sect of Hinduism, in which Elizabeth Holmes is the Ultimate Reality and Supreme Being
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puppy, wolfie, laika! 🔜 BLFC @kasvikoira.bsky.social · 20h
bsky.app/profile/kasv...
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 20h
sparkledog who isn't emo at all and is instead the dog equivalent of a Liquid Sky extra
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 23h
whenever people talk about this sort of thing I'm reminded that most others do not realize humans have largely become a eusocial species reliant on interaction with other humans to sustain life, with very few people having skills to survive in the wilderness and scant wilderness to sustain them
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Iris shitting in your brains @irisofigb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Liberal feminism discoverimg that its "short victorious war" against incels and trans women is just as effective as the original was in actually advancing feminist positions regarding *reads newsroll* fucking frat houses of the USA.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Air to Ground Message: I HEARD ONE OF OUR CREWS WAS IN A VAN ACCIDENT IN LAS WITH A BUNCH OF ELVIS IMPERSONATORS. NO ONE HURT BUT THEY WERE ALL SHOOK UP. Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Airbus A220-300 A: #ad99af79d04 F: #f7f2df63fbe
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
drug panic is so funny. the journos hit you with NEW STREET DRUG ACTIVATES "MONKE MODE" and conjure up a Berlin in which the plot of Themroc is happening daily, and you look it up and its substituted cathinones again
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can you tell texas republicans are not used to competitive races bsky.app/profile/head...
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Ohh you'll have to face scary monsters that are based on your sexual trauma" yeah buddy I already do that it's called hooking up with men on Grindr
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dawn @catofinterest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BREAKING: New Bluesky Update Allows Random Select Users To View Artist's Small Breasts Upon Liking Their Post. More At 4
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026
It really gives the game away when the anti trans orgs are calling the election of the neo nazi party in Germany a "glimmer of hope."
​A screenshot of an online article headline from "Inspecting Gender" by Genspect. The main heading reads: "Germany: A Glimmer of Hope for Sex Realists?" Below the title, the summary text asks: "Is the victory of the AfD in Germany a dark day for democracy or a glimmer of hope for sex realists? By David Allison." The bottom metadata displays the Genspect logo, "5 hours ago," and a "Listen" audio option button. In the top right corner, there is a teal "Subscribe" button alongside a circular profile avatar.
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*chanting* read that good shit. read that good shit. i'm high as fuck but i mean it. i'm high as fuck but i'm on it
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CIA FALSE FLAG TEAM LEADER: Alright y'all we'll park the vans here tonight. QUDS FORCE OPERATIVE DISGUISED AS PENSIONER: I'm worried those Persian Negros are plotting a gang stabbing. RAF DISPATCHER: Sorry, we're letting Prince Albert out of his can and can't answer right now
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we are at the "widely beloved proletarian international affairs commentator laulukaskas predicts imminent war 13 hours before news of the most obvious false flag anyone's ever fumbled broke" stage of war preparations, which is a real stage that happens all the time
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Paul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Last June, Andy Burnham was on a platform with Del Naja in support of the Fossil Fuel Non Proliferation Treaty, praising his ‘clarity and leadership’. Today, he’s having Rob arrested under the Terrorism Act for holding a piece of paper" Meet the new boss etc.
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Donnie Darko is a film worth watching for a thousand different reasons but I think one of the things it's especially worth revisiting for is the fact it executed the sort of magical realist bildungsroman popular today in a way that's emotionally honest and existentially compelling
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's tragicomic that by first passing through Dungeons And Dragons and its folkloric bowdlerizations, the alraune as hentai plant mommy has been desexed compared to the traditional German narrative of being the returned cocks of executed prisoners and HH Ewers's decadent novel adapting the same
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Haze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally, bugfuck nowhere
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026
AI has lost the Mandate of Heaven I’m afraid. WSJ saying it’s a “when” the ai bubble bursts. SNL dabbing on their biggest names for being weird. FT says 50% of chips sold in 2026 and 2027 have nowhere to go. Hundreds of billions short on revenue for even 10% ROIC. A disaster.
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"we didn't have anything like as many people claiming to have ADHD back in the days when everyone carried around a pack of inhalable stimulant drugs and took between 20 and 40 doses every day"
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
There’s so many layers to unpack here. These people have turned doing kink wrong into a career networking event.
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J 🔞 @j-orkingit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Almost no one is into snuff”
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*giving an aside directly into camera* Wow. I wish I knew what to eat right now. *guy with outrageous mustache and a pancake skewered on his pickelhaube walks in* Dr. Füdwig Von Breakfast? Of The Margraviate Of Brunch-Wittenburg?
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JDGE @jdge180112.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#コロとホウセンカ キャラと対比
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Mentha Nolana @mentha.fun · 27/09/2026
Sex is not real. No one actually has sex. They pretend and then post about it because it provides psychological benefit.
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the final choice has passed and diplomacy has failed. watch this space
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🜏 Elex 🜏🔜MFF @elex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"touch grass" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey problematic tbh
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
listen if a cat did this while I was waiting in line I would be patient about it but not pleased at all. actual train employee man shoulda pulled that sucker out and given me my damn tickets for the 3:10 to Yuma
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they found Charlie Kirk's reincarnation by finding the smallest faced baby in the nation and now Candace Owens is the Panchen Kirk, fated to return again and again alongside him to protect the charlma
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i think, on reflection, what's so interesting to me about Bertrand Mandico's films is that he recognizes the worldly/sensual and the otherworldly/esoteric as essentially the same rather than opposed. it is the raw desire to Experience that drives them forwards
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 25/09/2026
remember when they put master chief's digital clone of his abusive, adopted mother that helps him kill with greater efficiency and he is impossibly in love with inside everyone's windows start bar
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hey, i'm John Computers. you might know my company for manufacturing the keyboard in your 2003-2012 dell laptop. And while I might have earned your unconditional love for singlehandedly making your life worth living, I'm going to need a little more. I'm going to need you to kill your grandma on cam
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