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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 18h
screencap as usual. art used to be something where standards were high and everything was fueled by unhinged egotists spending years in perfectionist fugue states as a result of an art critic saying their work is mid. now standards are low and the motivation is financial
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol looks like they had to delay the attack til after the midterms as a result of the most comically failed false flag ever. absolutely wild
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
obligatory screencap. i've not gotten as much shit for retaining my antimoralist, anticarceralist stance of many years as usual, but i've hardly been very invested since i don't really care about the guy. of course, it was never about him and it's now being repurposed for transmisogyny
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Theranos Party Patriots In Control. Trust The Plan
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
screencap for legibility in case of block, which i do not expect for this post but i mean its bluesky yannow? anyways I did a double take because it struck me as an insult at first. my own wish is that everyone be able to live as themselves without difficulty or compromise
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*neon cursive font* Anthrocon '82. Everypuppy who's anybody will be there.
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we are at the "widely beloved proletarian international affairs commentator laulukaskas predicts imminent war 13 hours before news of the most obvious false flag anyone's ever fumbled broke" stage of war preparations, which is a real stage that happens all the time
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they found Charlie Kirk's reincarnation by finding the smallest faced baby in the nation and now Candace Owens is the Panchen Kirk, fated to return again and again alongside him to protect the charlma
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'm 30 and have yet to experience this "getting better" thing. i don't know what goes on in these peoples' lives or why they apply the whig theory of history to individual lives, this sense of inevitable improvement. good for them i guess, but why lie about its universality?
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the insane pakistani nationalist i rarely check in on just posted this and i have no idea what it means
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i think its worth noting the rich don't really do social conservatism, they just fund it. slave morality is for us slaves. they'll back christian conservative abortion restrictions and then make "luxury porn for women" (wtf is luxury porn?) with Jeff Epstein because it's a tiered system
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hello madame asmodei this is your lawyer speaking i am telling you to keep doing this shit
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Blockproofing screencap. The primary lie of the modern third worldist milieu is conflating class-collaboration with class position and class power both. Meanwhile, the ongoing trend in the United States is the eradication of what tattered remnants of class collaborationism survived neoliberalism.
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
From Lenin's The Three Sources. The fate of those who attempt to separate the proletariat into nations is to repeat this mistake over and over for all time.
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
found it
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Aaron is based in Ireland, an EU member state, and has just committed a criminal offense with a five year sentence in Germany, another EU member state. Who do we call about this? Interpol? The local constabulary?
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
wanna do something about it? there's an option!
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*starship troopers kid voice* i'm doing my part!
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ME: Most American Zionists are Christian CALVINIST IMBECILE: Your goyslop can't confuse me pal. I know all about Der Juden. My tulpa of a Qassam Brigades fighter told me everything BENJAMIN NETANYAHU: And now, a special thanks to the followers of Jesus for protecting us from the Mohommedan scourge
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the context for why blarghalt made this last year has seeningly no relation to the meme itself. i completely forgot it existed. it rules
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
going through old twitter threads that survived as screencaps and holy shit how did i forget about this guy
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
going through old twitter threads that survived as screencaps and holy shit how did i forget about this guy
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
found an old screencap does anyone else have any of these
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
here's some pictures of the Abraham Lincoln taken as it pulled into port in Thailand today. it's the perfect visual metaphor for the failure of the Iran War. incredibly humiliating visual in spite of it being regular wear and tear
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the iranians got him #spongebobassassination #qudsforce
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
homie had drip tbh
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
typing out an insult so bad the insultee mucho textos a critique of your form in the reply but you realize immediately it sucks shit and delete to avoid the vicious mockery that is sure to fall upon your household only for the screencap function to foil your plans
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
screencap for the Wall Of Shame. i gotta say if your deal is doing high school mean girl clique shit as a thirty something you should at least know how to be mean. or have cliques. i am a far meaner girl than the mean girls and i'm not even trying to be. it just sorta happens because i'm a bitch
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
original, its complaining about someone just slapping a relatable cycle meme on top of a finished work. to be clear i respect the original artist and consider the edit incredibly lazy. thing is, that's what success looks like
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
tickled at the idea one can vandalize a stellar object defined by being covered in craters by adding another crater of considerably lesser size
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
ive not paid enough attention to trump's peculiarities. is this a poker tell for aggression, losing, or what?
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i called it five days ago and frankly that was me being slow. NBC news is SLACKIN
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
really its a return to form
cottingley fairies hoax photograph
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i made this because i have been up for 36 hours
baziga. bazingeres. bazingé. ba singh se
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
US-Iran Memorandum Of Understanding Status
Goose Was Not Valued.
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
a tasteless one. she's not supposed to emote or be relatable. she's there for dissociative rep. lain with a salary
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
please consult the chart
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
How A Member Of The Kingdom Of Heaven Might Appear (Grey Alien, Very Polite)
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Was going through the qrt shitshow to block the Moron Horde and this one belongs in a museum. Imagine responding to me calling out the distortion of terminology with a distortion this grandiose. Zero self awareness on these guys. Its genuinely astounding
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the most detestable aspect of contemporary radlibs is the fact that they know full well they are deliberately misusing Marxist terminology to furtger reformist aims, and are so proud of it they will mock those who use them correctly and precisely, as is required in scientific socialism.
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
meanwhile, in Iran
Supreme Leader Khamenei's funeral ceremony, July 4th 2026
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
showing up to a protest with a sign that's just an enormous print of The Funeral Of The Anarchist Galli
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
note that little byline at the bottom, the "exultation of callousness." it's a great descriptor of Israeli foreign policy, which the Biden administration fanatically defended. instead it's being used to attack, uh, Ken Klippenstein? Ken Klippenstein is a dirtbag leftist now
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
sky returning from garmonbozia store
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
garmonbozia now only 74 cents
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laulukaskas @acceleratrix.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Attention All Citizens: Please Engage In Proper Resistance Operations Such As Consuming Media. Consuming Media Is the Most Revolutionary Thing You Can Do. Arming Yourself Is Right Wing Coded. Only The Right May Wield Power. Do Nothing But Consume
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