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It’s That Kev

@acanticleforkev.bsky.social
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A new life awaits you in the offworld colonies he/him

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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
you see they couldn’t make Banal Television Comedy 245 today because of woke
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
me when you say the word fortnite to me
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 04/04/2026
introducing myself at a sex party by saying "long time sex-haver, first time orgy-doer" and immediately getting asked to leave.
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Wow things suck right now huh
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Every problem we have as a country can be traced back to the fact that we didn’t hang every Confederate leader and politician after the civil war
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
this press conference is fucking wild, he’s brandonizing right in front of our eyes
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
trump getting his feelings hurt by european leaders is the culmination of this new type of guy that emerged in the last decade or so: guy who goes out of his way to be a huge asshole who then gets really offended when the people he's being an asshole to don't like him
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The Board of Peace™️
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
boy howdy nothing like canceled plans and a rainy day to really make you feel lonely as shit
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/01/2026
i don’t know how you can be in the FBI, say you’re going to arrest all of the deep state, quit before you do anything right before the epstein files drop, and think like this lol
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Stephen Miller looks like he’s banned from local parks for sniffing the bicycle seats
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Thinking about this once again
A tweet from me on Feb 29th, 2020: 
Lmao you could post a video of a cop just busting out the chaingun from doom and pumping 300 rounds into the back of a tied up 8 year old and someone will still come out of the woodwork all like "well let's not pass judgment, we haven't seen all the footage"
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This masked piece of garbage murdered someone in broad daylight
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Abolish ICE New Nuremberg Trials for former ICE officials and officers
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
jean jacket goofin today
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Hopping on real quick to say fuck the American empire, and long live the international proletariat
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LustyTireFire (Erotic Thriller) @lustytirefire.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
trans day of visibility whatever I AM UNEMPLOYED AND I MADE A WEIRD LITTLE HORNY ALBUM
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Guys we might be doing Vietnam 2 because the president sucked another president’s dick
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Cuomo found dead in Queens
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Happy Dick Cheney is Dead Day everyone
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Ten movies to get to know me
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
“Hello yes I’m the Evil President, I do evil and whatnot”
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Saw this mural of Guy Fieri recently, reminded that there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I was born today a long time ago
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Pov: you got a dm from an account you don’t follow
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The fact he was wearing a shirt marked “freedom” when his neck got turned into a convertible
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Seeing the Philly Phanatic show up to the My Chemical Romance show and throw cheesesteaks into the crowd is the closest I’ve ever come to being in a Paul Verhoeven movie
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
me walking into Saturday
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Millenials/Gen Z are the weirdest parents, the obsession over childhood autonomy right up until it means working. Handing teachers 'gentle parenting guides' and then refusing to read. Half the purpose of reading the same boring story 200 times in a row is to associate reading with enjoyment lol
Screen time has increasingly replaced story time, and experts warn this could lead to children falling behind
Last week, former elementary school teacher Spencer Russell posed a question to parents who follow his Instagram account, Toddlers Can Read: "Why aren't you reading aloud to your kids?"
The responses, which Russell shared with the Guardian, ranged from embarrassed to annoyed to angry. "It's so boring," said one parent. "I don't have time," said another. One mother wrote in: "I don't enjoy reading myself."
Others reported difficulty getting their children to sit still long enough for a full dose of Goodnight Moon or Mother Goose: "He's always interrupting," or "my son just wants to skip all the pages." They noted the monotony of story time, with one saying: "I love reading with my kids, but they request the same book over and over."
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
hey just a periodic reminder that it’s so fucking easy to not be a sex pest that anyone being a sex pest has no excuse
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 29/05/2025
[the writer's barely-disguised fetish voice] i'm like the bene gesserit of creating muscle girls
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Vince McMahon: who’s there? show yourself! Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Rest in Piss Hulk Hogan
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spooky lilli @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
black sabbath is important to me for a lot of reasons, but like imagine it's 1970 and every other band is doing songs about flowers and shit, and then you have these four gnarly hairy dudes from Birmingham doing songs about nuclear fallout and drug addiction and war, lmao. and it sounds like THAT
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani speaks from the Forbidden Palace after the retreat of all Cuomindang forces “The People of New York Have Stood Up”
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Live feed from the Andrew Cuomo Victory Party where an interruption is taking place
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
hey guys did something big happen today
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Elon molested the servers and the servers went bad
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Biden’s prostate: sooooo i did a thiiiiiiing
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
All the lefties fled to Bluesky following Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover. But CEO Jay Graber says the app is for everyone—and could revolutionize how people beg for sex online
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
pov: you are inside your duodenum
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 29/04/2025
I want to temper everyone gleefully attributing this Liberal victory to Trump, or his endorsement of the Conservatives. Let’s not forget that Poilievre just absolutely sucks out loud, and did most of the damage to himself. Let’s not take that from him. He’s awful and he lost because of it.
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I still remember @idiotwitchamelia.bsky.social introducing this to me when we went to summer camp together, can’t believe it’s been 25 dang years!
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butterfly. ☭ 🇵🇸🔻🇮🇪 @gothgf.rip · 17/04/2025
So this is an annoyingly common thing. Someone picks a fight with a longtime mutual (@pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online in this case), embarrasses themselves, and then adds me (unrelated party) to a list called "Fascists."
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Idk if it can get any clearer than this that he’s not finishing the books, how are people still anticipating it?
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/04/2025
Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Happy Matt Yglesias Is a Racist Day to those who celebrate
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