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Absinthine

@absinthine.bsky.social
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Bearish, long haired, fat, and queer. LGBTQ+ all the way. Geek from wayback (Steve Austin, Diana Prince, David Banner, and the 4th Doctor). GenX. Happily married to that man of mine, but we're pretty OPEN to new things. Mostly reblogs, some new stuff.

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When Lucy from Compass Books in Dartmouth, Devon, was victim to shoplifting people told her to install CCTV. Instead she put this ancient book thief curse on the wall from the Monastery of San Pedro in Barcelona so book stealers would be consumed by "the flames of hell" with "their members blasted".
A Curse Against Stealers Of Books
For him that
stealth a book from
this place, let it
change into a
serpent in his hand
and rend him.
Let him be struck with
palsy,
& all his members 
blasted.
Let him languish in 
pain crying aloud for
mercy, & let there be be no surcease to his 
agony till he sink to
dissolution.
Let bookworms gnaw
his entrails in token of 
the Worm that diets not,
& when at last he
goeth to his final
punishment, let the
flames of
hell consume him
forever & aye.
(Monastery Of San Pedro, Barcelona.)
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3$Bill @3dbill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
An image of Marcelline the Vampire from Adventure Time.
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Polleiro @polleiro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Welcoming a new member of the Clan of the 'Hairy men who give pleasure to each other'
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 17/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "today's a great fuckin' day to stop listening to dummy mcdumbface"
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 14/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "try not to set your dick on fire"
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Celery Man 🥬 @celeryman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
beware the alleys in the dead of night...
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ZacharyisWackary @zacharyiswackary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Celebrating after the Game 🔥
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Probably NSFW cartoon: Rice Krispie Treats :)
cartoon: Three very buff elves, Snap, Crackle and Pop, lounge together in a giant cereal bowl/hot tub
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Absinthine @absinthine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Reblogging for those not in the know.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh Lordy this week. I had forgotten I had drawn Dolly in Patrick Nagel's style. I've certainly drawn a ton of Frank n furters.
caricature of Dolly Parton after Patrick Nagelcaricature of Tim Curry as Frank n Furter after Patrick Nagelcartoon: Transylvanian Transformer
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cartoon: More Fan Art: Dungeon Crawler Carl and Princess Donut: Edward Gorey edition! Some folks pointed out my Dr Seuss rhyme was a little more Gorey and Seussian, at which point I said "HEY!" :)
cartoon: Carl and Princess Donut in Edward Gorey style
C is for Carl with beautiful feet.
D is for Donut, the princess elite.
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Otter beef. 🦦🍯 @zekeytheotter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
People that use AI don’t deserve blowjobs or their ass eaten. 😔
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Monty @montymaker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community.
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Absinthine @absinthine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Describe your music taste with only 3 artists (no genres) Jukebox the Ghost Erasure Prince
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gotta love these 10 "Coward-in-a-Crate" memes!* *a/k/a "Bone-Spurs-in-a-Box" Collect 'em ALL!!! 😂 😍 😜 👍
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Adam Graphite @adamgraphite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sand Crawler
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Yale Stewart @yalestewart.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The official Mister Rogers YouTube channel has been posting full episodes recently, and believe me when I tell you that watching one is a great way to take a break from the general state of things. www.youtube.com/@MisterRoger...
youtube.com
Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Welcome to the official Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood YouTube channel! For more than 30 years, Mister Rogers created a relationship with millions of children, each of whom felt like they were visiting ...
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Ferran Sanchez Castillo @ferran-sc-photo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
MONOCHROME 2026 The model, entirely covered in makeup and a transparent glaze, appears to merge with the space. Only reflections, shadows, and points of light then sculpt the volume and separate the subject from the background.
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Cartoon: Calvin and Himbo! This was available on my Patreon a couple of weeks ago. If you enjoy my art and don't want to miss anything, like multiple Larchives posts every week and new stuff I don't post on socials, please support me Patreon.com/LardeSouza
cartoon: A gay couple walks along a long. The bigger fellow is a ginger wearing a tiger stripe speedo, cat ears and furry paw mittens. He is barefoot. The second fellow is blonde, wearing shorts, red sneakers and a red mesh top. Both men are bearded.
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Skybilz @skybilz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Reminder that Pride is a daily fight for human rights. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Cartoon: Jimothee Chalamet. With thanks to @willattar.bsky.social for the idea :) Thanks Will!
cartoon: a raccoon style caricature of Timothee Chalamet
Jimothee Chalamet
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Mark Wulfgar @markwulfgar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
From the Vault: One old Patreon dinamic from the past that got tied. The theme was #r34 characters. they tied so they're attempting to dock now :p
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ZacharyisWackary @zacharyiswackary.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Scrumshot
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Absinthine @absinthine.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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From Superheroes @fromsuperheroes.com · 04/07/2026
Thor can't miss his friend's birthday. Via TextsFromSuperheroes.com
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Lucy Knisley @lucyknisley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Free to download, and printable on standard Avery 5164 shipping label stickers. Enjoy!
Hand drawn text reading: Oh no! ANOTHER HIDEOUS GENERATIVE AI FLYER
Looks like they:
-don’t care about the harm to the planet and our drinkable water
-devalue human artists and creativity
-lined a billionaire’s pocket instead of hiring a local artist
-want everyone to become more lazy, stupid and misinformed
HOW EMBARRASSING 
The text image from the other image in this post, printed six times to fit on mailing label stickers when printed
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
COMIC: How Every Batman Battle Should Realistically Go
PANEL 1: NARRATION TEXT: “How every Batman battle should realistically go”

PANEL 2: A chili-like Killer Croc (humanoid crocodile man wearing purple pants), holds his fist above his head while a chili-like Batman holds his fists up like a boxer.
KILLER CROC: I am Killer Croc. I am a 12-foot tall, super strong mutated crocodile man.
BATMAN: I am Batman! I’m a rich dude who basically works out a lot.

PANEL 3: Killer Croc takes a huge swipe at Batman. A big starburst with the word PUNCH. basically covers up Batman, his feet sticking out behind it.

PANEL 4: Batman’s cape has flopped over his body, his legs sticking up as he lays on his face. Text above his body: *DEAD*

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Pin Up: What did you do, Ray?! It's been a pin up kind of evening I guess :)
cartoon pin up: A sexy lady version of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man with a tiny Ghostbuster standing on her knee.
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The fight America wants to see. anntelnaes.substack.com/p/the-fight-...
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
From the Larchives! Covering many nerd bases today for Pride! :) Enjoy!
cartoon: two Klingons wearing rainbow sashes holding hands
Klingon Pridecartoon: Dr Who wearing a long scarf made of many Pride flagscartoon: QuiGonn and Obi Wan holding hands. QuiGonn has a rainbow lightsaber
Jedi Pridecartoon: Two monsters holding hands
The Pride of Frankenstein
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
From the Larchives: I found another rainbow animal cartoon :)
cartoon: flamingos in rainbow colours
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride Month! From the Larchives this cartoon of Marsha P. Johnson punching Hitler (ala Captain America #1 featuring Cap punching Hitler on the cover).
cartoon of Stonewall Riot legend, Marsha P. Johnson, punching Adolf Hitler
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K-9 @k9art.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Was traveling today and also working on the art collection book. So gonna just repost this here. Pride Badgers! Start of Pride month!
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
From the Larchives: I've done a few rainbow animals for Pride over the years. Enjoy :)
cartoon corgis in rainbow colourscartoon black kitties with rainbow eyescartoon jays in rainbow colours
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!
A wee Dachshund dog, wearing the finest leather daddy outfit, walking with their owner during a Pride parade in Seattle in 1991.
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride from the Pride Moose!
cartoon: a moose leaping. A rainbow of stars trails from the antlers
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Cartoon: With thanks to @pessimusprime.bsky.social for the joke! LessSFW version on my Patreon.
cartoon: A wife steadfastly reads her book while her husband stands behind her in a doorway, dressed like Shana of Triskelion, with a 7 of 9 facial implant.
W: No, I don't want to go to a Star Wars themed sex party. Ew.
H: First off it's Star Trek and secondly it's called a Borgy.
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Copper Head 666 🚩🍉🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🦇🏴‍☠️ 1312 @copperhead999.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
🌊⚓️ MERMAY comes to an end. ⚓️🌊 As May sinks beneath the horizon and summer rises from the sea, I wanted to celebrate the final day of MerMay with these two ancient mermen kings. Guardians of hidden currents, drowned kingdoms, and forbidden tides. 🌊🧜‍♂️ Happy MerMay, warlocks and witches. 🌊☀️🧜‍♂️🐚
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
✨fuck AI✨ all my homies hate AI I dreamt up this sticker yesterday so I made it real ✨ get it here: mcapriglione.art #caturday
preview of a sticker featuring 4 cats in differing designs with human-like middle fingers pasted on them. the caption reads "fuck AI" on top and "all my homies hate AI" on the bottom
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Dangit. I still can't reply to @jongraywb.blacksky.app, but this is from my Larchives in response to a recent skeet.
cartoon: Zummi Gummi addresses Duke Igthorn, who is his prisoner. Zummi holds a wild Smurf in a set of tweezers
"You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around hte cerebral cortex. This has the efect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later, as they grow, follows madness and death."
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Pumpkin Spice Daddy 🎨🎭🎵🧀 @tumbledheroes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 11/05/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "AI art can fuck off"
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 12/05/2026
The sloppers are so mad in the Facebook comments for this one. (Also: eatf.art/ai )
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/05/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "what the ever christing shit-stirring jesus fuck is happening"
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A digital illustration in the style of marginalia from a map from the 16th century showing a sea monster, some kind of imaginary leviathan about to attack a three masted galleon. The monster is bluish-green with red-orange fins and details. It has twin blowholes at the back of its head, big bottom tusks like a boar, and flipper-like front appendages that also have long claws. It’s rising out of the water about to engulf the much smaller ship. A brownish banner with yellow text on it alone reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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jackalchemise @jackalchemise.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Back in my day, we reported and blocked via carrier pigeon.
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