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@absinthe.spectral.gg
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betty, 21, she/her can't swim, can't dance, don't know karate

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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 09/09/2026
being nice and having an overly sweet disposition is overrated you should be neutral at most
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
god "We Are Number One" was such a fun time. probably the closest the internet will get to inner peace until he dies. woodstock for people that dont play about Lemon Demon
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chel-c.online @chel-c.online · 29/08/2026
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 29/08/2026
@dbw.neocities.org long time no see open.spotify.com/track/2Pl09s...
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Losing Touch (NYC)
thanks for coming · You Haven't Missed Much · Song · 2022
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izziep @kentishizzie.com · 12/04/2025
meet archive-tan! please be careful in the server room... this data is very precious to her...
A girl in a maid dress which contains all the icons from internet archive (book, film etc). She looks nervous and says "umm... Welcome to the Internet Archive!"
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 21/07/2026
i got officially diagnosed with autism
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 25/06/2026
meow
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 06/04/2026
i forgot how trans coded was jenny the teenage robot
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 02/04/2026
oh thank god
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the tensor gnomes of false Berlin @vivsha.ws · 30/03/2026
biblically accurate combinatorics
be not afraid of this 5-level nested combination
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where the referent wriggles free @laikahyacinth.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
goog morning
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Emil Jacobs - Collectifission @collectifission.greennuclear.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
Finally, a real use case for JavaScript
Header: "British woman without cervic and vagina naturally becomes pregnant after reconstructive surgery", with an error code: "JavaScript must be enabled to use this feature".
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Benjamin @aquizero.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Anyone else addicted to #Pokopia? #Pokemon
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べちべる @vetivernakamura.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
#pokopia
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megan fisher @meganfisherdraws.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
mentally I’m here #leonkennedy #pokopia #residentevil9
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 11/03/2026
sooooo i have switch 2 now huh
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 09/03/2026
the fomo is crazy
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 05/03/2026
they should invent a sleep that makes you feel like you've slept
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 19/02/2026
matt smith looks like a baby giraffe trying to figure out how to walk
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 18/02/2026
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 18/02/2026
david tennant
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 05/02/2026
yay?
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 30/01/2026
why aren't you eggmaxxing yet
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 30/01/2026
I AM DISABLED; COMMUNICATE WITH ME
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 29/01/2026
five jobs i've had: — nsfw furry artist — sugar baby — software engineer
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 28/01/2026
just learned that the wedding dress style that i want is, in fact, the most popular and trendy wedding dress style there is
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
whoever this chime merra bitch is, i guess she made an okay cartoon
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Reposting this for no particular reason
Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 23/01/2026
have a nice life shoutbox is something else
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
the thing about sex with people you don't adore or fear is that it's basically the avengers
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 22/01/2026
still thinking about this banner "catholic church because chatgpt doesn't have an answer for everything"
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 20/01/2026
i am so lame
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B A R S U K @barssuk.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Leafeon 🌿 😭
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matpi | YUME WA POWER @the-matpi-corner.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
tsukasa: onee-chan, what's the plural of octopus? kagami: it's octopi. miyuki: actually that's not quite true. while that is an acceptable word, it's applying latin pluralization rules to a word of greek origin. using the greek rules, you'd end up with the word octopodes. konata: octopoDEEZ NUTS!
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 19/01/2026
i am both
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 18/01/2026
carcinization but in a kinky way
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kwg @kwg441.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 16/01/2026
but i'm the luckiest guy on the lower east side 'cause i've got wheels and you want to go for a ride
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It’s called ‘vs code’ because the code is an enemy you are fighting
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 14/01/2026
i feel like constant seeking of discomfort hasn't in any way contributed in me being more capable as a person and has just given me agoraphobia instead
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oliver @eikopf.com · 12/08/2025
regret to say that “wouldn’t it be cool if a language had this thing” turned out to just be dependent types again
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🌶️ Ghost Pepper @pepperedflakes.neocities.org · 12/01/2026
born to kitty sprinkly forced to dipp schitt
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Tomotiso2k @tomotiso2k.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
my friend stupid dog
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 11/01/2026
i want beans in everything
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absinthe @absinthe.spectral.gg · 11/01/2026
mono puff would be a killer vape name
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