Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026"Awfully fucking bold of you to assume we've peaked!" 000
Reposted by Ryan CypretMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Joe Rogan is what happens when you give a sentient toe a microphone and steroids 418923
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026At least he's self-aware enough to understand it's a losing proposition. 000
Reposted by Ryan CypretGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/01/2026Buster Keaton said ACAB 111828
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 19/01/2026All the "smart" people in his regime will simply say "let the midterms happen." Because when all the democrat seatwarmers can offer is better training and more funding for ICE when the consensus is abolishment, Republicans will sweep. 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Fuck you, too, Ritchie. Resign, you benchwarming coward. 000
Reposted by Ryan CypretRitchie Torres @ritchietorres.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency. ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally. 23771660413
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I want to see this synced up with Waltz of the Flowers. 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Super fun prospect to go to war with Europe again, except this time WE'RE the Axis. Heil Tinpot Stinkypants McMicropenis and his mighty force of gun-toting groypers fighting for control of Greenland! 120
Reposted by Ryan CypretGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 06/01/2026ZOHRAN if you're reading this, please recall how Bill DiBlasio casually mentioned that he thought the NYPD should murder fewer citizens, so the NYPD kidnapped his child off the street and said "wow imagine if something bad happened to them" Get your own people! 01015
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Free advice to all current and aspiring Democratic seat warmers: "Designate ICE a terrorist organization. You will sweep on that alone." 020
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Why did early 00's foreign policy agree to hold our beer? 010
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Hm, yeah, gotta be it. Not because she quashed a story that humanized people unlawfully detained in an El Salvadoran death camp. Because, you know. It's not possible for "certain types" of people to be seduced by fascism. 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 16/12/2025The death of a beloved public figure is the perfect opportunity for the affably evil to virtue signal and pretend they're anything but. 000
Reposted by Ryan CypretGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/12/2025police departments devouring more and more of the city budget on the excuse of needing to fight a populace made restive because there's no money for anything but cops a dish that makes its own sauce 07713
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Difference between us and Maga? If the price for Trump going down over these files is if Slick Willie does too... let me count the ways that your terms are acceptable. 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 10/11/2025When he was chanting "WE WILL WIN", he sure as fuck didn't mean US! 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 24/10/2025The scariest part about Halloween 3 was not the killer robots, nor the black magic cult. It was the company town. 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2025LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!media.tenor.coma man wearing a blue hard hat is pointing at another manALT: a man wearing a blue hard hat is pointing at another man 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Goes without saying, any news outlet glossing over this is doing a disservice at best, and collaborating at worst. The same is true for our elected officials. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...kenklippenstein.comTrump’s NSPM-7 Labels Common Beliefs As Terrorism “Indicators”New directive targets “anti-Christian,” “anti-American,” and “anti-capitalism” opinions 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Commercials waxing sanctimoniously about empathy, as though it's this new concept dreamt up in board meetings to use as a marketing strategy, and not the basis of human compassion since we stopped hunting with sticks and rocks. 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Going to regularly start using "Science H Logic" as an expletive now because both are in critical danger of becoming myths. 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Good friends of mine in Virginia Beach that got dealt a raw deal. Help if you can. www.crowdfunder.com/p/help-us-ma...crowdfunder.comHelp us make Domino's answer for discrimination!We are raising money for living expenses and to get a lawyer to sue Domino's for discrimination. 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 13/08/2025I probably won't be hit up by Youtube for my ID since like 80 percent of my viewing is news and politics, but if preemptive surrender to censorius little maga snowflakes is their business model going forward, me and the old video platform monopoly are about to become fast strangers. 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Is it really a Faustian bargain if you already sold your soul ages ago to other entities? Asking for a friend. 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Seeing Elizabeth Warren endorsing Mamdani, and all I can think of is how long before she smears him as a secret misogynist? 200
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Cuomo must have acquired a humiliation fetish. I'm not one to kink shame, but how many more times does he need Zohran to be his Mam-daddy? 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 27/06/2025People tend to overlook a 7 mana creature in the command zone, but since she's in green that is a grave mistake. Casting her is not critical to our gameplan, as the deck can function fine without her. That's the perfect place you want to be. Has quickly and easily become one of my favorite decks.moxfield.comBeledros Legosi - Commander (Beledros Witherbloom)A deck created using Moxfield. 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 09/06/2025A special message for anyone scared right now, particularly those belonging to a marginalized group.youtu.beProtesters SCARE ICE Agents AwayYouTube video by Suris 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 06/06/2025youtu.be/TqqakGI70SM?...youtu.beSam and Max for People Who Haven't Seen ItYouTube video by Doobus Goobus 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Jeffries, in response to the latest Gestapo raid in San Fran - "We haven't taken our foot off the gas pedal." BITCH YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING CAR! 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I should have known something smelled rotten when TCGPlayer partnered with ebay. Hats off to Maldhound for bringing it to light. youtube.com/shorts/KgxrW...youtube.comTCGPlayer Doubles DownYouTube video by MaldHound 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Advertising your account with a Simpsons gifmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words join usALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words join us 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 06/05/2025If you ever feel stupid, just take solace in the fact that you didn't vote for the guy who said "foreign films are a threat to national security." Except if you did. Then I can't help you. 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Trying to eat while there's a cat on your lap should be an Olympic sport. 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 05/05/2025And now for some levity! Happy Cinco De Mayo! What are some of your favorite 5 drops? 000
Reposted by Ryan CypretGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/04/2025Bryce is absolutely spitting in this thread, PIN IT imo 0374
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I'm the kind of person who can somehow celebrate the death of an objectively evil piece of shit, while also thinking that having the family of a murder victim allowed to watch the killer get the death penalty is fucked up. 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 25/04/2025The second Trump presidency that we can say "Lettuce harmed more people than migrants". www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...nbcnews.comA deadly E. coli outbreak hit 15 states, but the FDA chose not to publicize itThe outbreak linked to romaine lettuce killed one person and sickened at least 88 more, including a 9-year-old boy who nearly died of kidney failure. 000
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Oh, hey, here's some bullshit that's happening. www.axios.com/2025/04/23/a...axios.comWhat to know about RFK Jr.'s autism registry planExperts have called out Kennedy for describing autism as a "preventable disease." 000
Reposted by Ryan Cypretdamniel spookradski @self.agency · 21/04/2025socialism is when you and your coworkers are your own bosses collaborating together and no rich fuck is standing over you stealing your wages and ruining the world with his disposable income 2805
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Oh, good. Just what I needed to witness. The largest, most popular opposition we have willfully blunting its own momentum. What for? Appeasement?youtu.bePro-Palestine Demonstrators Removed from Bernie-AOC Rally; Sanders Tries to Silence Booing CrowdYouTube video by Socialism For All ☭ Intensify Class Struggle 100
Reposted by Ryan CypretSecular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Just so we’re clear, everybody calling Kilmar Abrego Garcia a “terrorist” or a “gang member” are lying, and they know they’re lying, and they repeat it for purposes of confusing people who don’t follow this stuff closely into accepting what was done to him. 297143313612
Reposted by Ryan CypretChristopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Comics punch up. When you see comics like joerogan & billmaher licking the taint of a fascist oligarch, they stop being comics, they’re sycophants, ass kissers protecting what they have, the farthest thing from rebels. Twain, Hicks, Carlin, Williams, Pryor, Bruce, Thats who you’re supposed to be. 4058290
