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Ryan Cypret

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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I'm doing MY part!
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"Awfully fucking bold of you to assume we've peaked!"
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Surely there must be a way out of this that doesn't involve watering the irony tree.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
They hassled my wife over this. Half a bottle of water she forgot about because she was using up all her brainspace escaping a toxic living situation and trying to start a new life. She crashed out and was almost arrested. This is really what we're saving?
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Bessent knows better, so it's remarkable with how much he's had to cover for the utter psychopathy of this regime that he has not yet spontaneously combusted.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
People forget he is also a big implementer of the patriot act surveillance state.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
See also - LITERALLY ANYTHING
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Glad we're all still as selfish as ever.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Not my fault you're too uptight to see it. Just because someome is local doesn't mean they have your best interests in mind. And the inverse is also true.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Refreshing, but you missed the point entirely.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
"Get shit on, US." -Me, a US-ican.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It's not cost effective to save ourselves.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Or put more simply, "would you rather a stranger help you or be fucked in the ass by a neighbor?"
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Although I reasonably enjoyed the series back in the day, it's a great thing I was never all that attached to it. This one is a fairly easy jettison.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Dismissal of voters' agency? So highlighting a key aspect of the long studied power of propaganda to influence peoples' votes as pertains to the results AFTER the election is why she lost? You get TWO cups of shut the fuck up today you special child, you!
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Mommy my toy is broken, it keeps saying the same thing over and over again.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
He may as well have spent a while in the mountains, because his touch with reality tracks like a fucking wolf.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
We used to be a proper country.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
They had the help of having the dumbest, most credulous baked-in support base in all of human history.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I must have missed something. The most I can find on it is retreading Obama's "Don't boo, vote" quip. Still tracks tho. "Civility politics" even if it kills us. Which it invariably will.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
She looks just as disinterested as Hakeem Jeffries
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Pretending Republicans are anything other than nihilistic fascist death cultists who have destroyed our global reputation for generations to come, and still somehow pushing for "bipartisanship"...
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The only context anyone should ever be obsessed with age of consent laws is why in the fuck it's 13 in Japan. And NOT from the perspective of envy you sickos.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I have a very similar pour-over setup. Immensely satisfying.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
All it would take to trounce him is nonstop ads of his "WE STAND WITH ISRAEL" mantra juxtaposed with horrific images of kids with bullet wounds in their heads.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Oh, please, Meghan, tell us some more about how "YOUR FATHER" would disapprove!
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
So it's a good thing to note that all these smooth brained dittoheads who fall for ai slop Somali "fraud" videos would see these aforementioned game cutscenes and couldn't tell them apart from reality either. How do you figure we survive this one?
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Joe Rogan is what happens when you give a sentient toe a microphone and steroids
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Decouple FEMA from it first. No reason for them to take any heat.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
There aren't quite enough preschools being teargassed, children dying in detention centers, or primary caregivers taken away from terminal patients. Need to consider those, too.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Anything to avoid being uncomfortable at work.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Oh, but that would be rude, so let's not.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
At least he's self-aware enough to understand it's a losing proposition.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Well no because see this time the government isn't threatening to give us healthcare, so this is TOTALLY different.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Orangeboi solidarity
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BAILEY'S
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/01/2026
Buster Keaton said ACAB
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Filthy rich, coming from a genocide denier who refuses to abolish ICE and is actively impeding a billionaire tax in his state.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The US government's actions have not reflected the will of its people for over a century now. They reflect the interests of capital. We are functionally an oligarchy with only the virtue signals of democracy. And the rest of the developed world has followed our lead.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
All the "smart" people in his regime will simply say "let the midterms happen." Because when all the democrat seatwarmers can offer is better training and more funding for ICE when the consensus is abolishment, Republicans will sweep.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
That banality of evil
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Fuck you, too, Ritchie. Resign, you benchwarming coward.
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Ritchie Torres @ritchietorres.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency. ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY BUTTFUCKING KIDDING US RIGHT NOW?! This is why you are all so hated!
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This is at least marginally better than any time Jeffries is asked if he'll do something, and he responds with all the gravitas of a baked 16 year old whining "I'll do it lateeerrrr" when told to clean up his room. At least he's owning his party's failure.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Actually, the funding they get for being terrorists is right on par, since we support 70 percent of the world's dictatorships.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I want to see this synced up with Waltz of the Flowers.
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Aw too slow
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Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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