Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026"Awfully fucking bold of you to assume we've peaked!" 000 0
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Surely there must be a way out of this that doesn't involve watering the irony tree. 000 0
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I want to see this synced up with Waltz of the Flowers. 000 0
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Hm, yeah, gotta be it. Not because she quashed a story that humanized people unlawfully detained in an El Salvadoran death camp. Because, you know. It's not possible for "certain types" of people to be seduced by fascism. 000 0
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Trying to eat while there's a cat on your lap should be an Olympic sport. 000 0
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 05/05/2025And now for some levity! Happy Cinco De Mayo! What are some of your favorite 5 drops? 000 0
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Alpha Boomers committing to the bit of perfect-circle venn diagram overlap between their regressive ideology and The Onion. 010 0
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 10/04/2025The depicted were the same kind of people who cried "WOKENESS RUN AMOK" when a couple of his older books ceased new prints. The layers of irony could fossilize our species. 000 0
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 10/04/2025From a wise old sage who was undoubtedly one of my most important high school teachers 011 0
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 06/03/2025OBV Niv Mizzet Parun. He's at the helm of my flagship deck. 020 0
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 06/03/2025It hurts that this is still relevant today. It hurts so much. 010 0
Ryan Cypret @abrakapocus.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Onion... this isn't parody. It's what they're actually doing. Up your game, dawg. 000 0
