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(((Eddie)))

@abracadocious.bsky.social
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Mostly harmless. Tikkun olamnik.

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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 1h
Apparently at least one of those guys, Anosh Ahmed, donated a nice block of cheddar to his campaign.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 5h
Carb kitties are the best. I had a cat who lurrrrved dill rolls.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Depends upon whether one is Sephardi or Ashkenazi
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wicker
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Life goals
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Thin Blue Man
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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
sneer (snail deer)
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think Janikowski was booting 60 yard FGs in high school back in the 90s but he was kind of a freak.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve read that one of the few evolutionary changes in domesticated dogs from their wolf ancestors was specialized eyebrow muscles and I’ve never been so happy about it until this photo.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Samovar saint
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
same picture dot jpeg
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't writes 'em, I just sez 'em
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sake/alcohol/booze, according to Google translate.
Image of the kanji from the T-shirt, followed by English text:

Sake
Noun sake alcohol booze boose [sic]
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The four-color map theorem has a notably ugly but correct proof.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We even have a holiday for it: gut Shabbas
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bread made without pig's blood. Alternative name: "bread".
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A South African man named Maurice Els raised a hippo and apparently rode it on multiple occasions. But it did eventually kill him.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not only is the boycott still on, Target is now on double secret probation.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
True even for exceptionally small values of 2
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Too late to run. At this point, best people can do is have a room picked out with minimal exterior windows to get to for if it gets bad. Basements are ideal but are rare in FL.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At least, the preview does. I get a 403 error when I try to visit the site.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That says four-week average of 3.83 million barrels per day.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You sure that's per month and not per day?
USA consumed about 3.9 million barrels of diesel and heating oil per day in 2025 according to the US Energy Information Administration
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Just going about my normal day as a food dish inspector."
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Where’s the Popular Temple of Satan?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it
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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 07/10/2026
The Tories want an Iron Dome?
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Doing so much work you could almost say it's un-American.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My veterinarian says that cats can have a little bit of ham, as a treat. I am not a cat.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Voter fraud remains a GOP tradition, example gazillion. Oklahoma Republican funder drinks and drives, almost kills someone, gets 8 year sentence, is released on ankle monitor after 73 days, immediately violates terms of release by voting while a felon serving sentence. www.koco.com/article/sara...
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Sara Polston back in jail after allegedly voting twice illegally as a convicted felon
Authorities confirmed that Sara Polston is back in jail after she allegedly voted twice illegally as a convicted felon.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sheared from the finest ferrous sheep.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
nothing says rock and roll like the ms now members lounge
A tent with a neon light on the side that says ms now members lounge
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A stock photo site claiming one of its images shows a 17th Century scene is definitely a chain of words.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But occasionally one of the steps would be, “Then turn left where the Dairy Queen used to be.”
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I have no exit strategy." Twinsies, dude.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some of us try to keep things rational. 22/7 is pretty close.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Prosecutorial immunity doctrine would get any lawsuit thrown out. Even egregious behavior is protected.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have seen photographs of Christian kohanim wearing green tallit, I think it might be significant, too.
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
**ChaiGPT-18o** **User:** hi i teach 2nd grade in public school and i have 2 christian students this year. can you help me write a letter to their parents about how we're honoring their holiday St Francis Day on 23 tishrei? i want it to be respectful. we're off for simchat torah anyway lol 1/22
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Camomew
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING: Davey Hearn reflecting pool prosecution dismissed WITH PREJUDICE That means the case cannot be brought again  Huge victory for Davey, for us at @democracydefendersfund.org & our legal team colleagues Washington Litigation Group and Steptoe--& for rule of law More to follow!
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm a little confused by reports that say she never lost consciousness and that also say that she was snoring.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Teri Garr in Young Frankenstein: Roll in the Hay
Alt: Teri Garr as Inga in Young Frankenstein Context: in the previous shot, she asked Victor if he would like to roll in the hay. She is now rocking from side to side on top of a bale of hay. There's a cloth behind her head to protect her hair from getting tangled in the hay. Inga [singing]: Roll, roll, roll in the hay.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kind of. September average crude through Hormuz is 13.2m bpd, down from pre-war 20m bpd. I've read that given the high risk for VLCC traffic that smaller container ships are crossing the strait and then transferring their contents to VLCCs in the Gulf of Oman.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's not NK, he's Satmar.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Extra funny because usually they're talking about the Babylonian Talmud, not the Jerusalem Talmud.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There are no Semites. That is a pseudoscientific racial group posited by 19th Century "race scientists". There is a Semitic language group and there is a Levantine population group, plus various subdivisions of each group.
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We know for a fact that pre-10/7, Bibi was in a fight within his own government over his support of Hamas as a wedge to keep Palestinians politically divided. I think that's why he consistently downplayed the risk of them overturning the apple cart.
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