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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If Trump bans news orgs from the White House, reporters should band together and refuse to eat their appetizers during next year's correspondents dinner.

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Time to relax before bedtime.

A Netflix reminder that reads, “Here’s your reminder that I Survived a Serial Killer is ready to watch.”

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Walked over to the Apple Store during lunch and as I was leaving almost grabbed my sweater. Definitely had that, "okay but SHOULD I?" moment. #sf

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I saw this and was so confused how Garfield the cat was going to play Sam Altman. Honestly, I think I'd prefer that version anyway.

A screen shot of a "trending" notification on X that reads, "First Teaser for 'Artificial' Shows Garfield as Sam Altman in OpenAI Drama.

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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

imo it would be better if the president were not crazy.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2026

how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me

pic of printed out paper Mapquest directions mounted to rearview mirror

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I think it's safe to assume everything has salmonella now.

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Just had a fresh apple fritter from Bob’s. IYKYK

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Middle-aged white women be like:

White text on a black background that reads, “I’m going to chill myself out now by watching the new Idaho murder documentary.”

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heaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

You are only a real New Yorker if you grew up in the sewers under the city with your Italian-named brothers and were raised by a mutant Japanese rat and trained in the martial arts.

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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Lisa Salters is a pro's pro, handling an interview with an extraterrestrial 2 feet 2 inches taller than her But the camera work here got me weak

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

How long of a break do you think we’ll get between being inundated with primary flyers and being inundated with general election flyers?

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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 27/05/2026

There are no property ownership requirements to vote in this country. Yet, the Election Integrity Network does not want homeless people to be able to vote, Marc Elias said. “They are U.S. citizens, and they are as entitled to vote as anyone else,” Marc said.

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Professional cable car rider at 4yo. @sfmta.bsky.social

A 4yo boy wearing a Stormtrooper backpack, holding his hand up to flag a cable car and let them know he’s getting on at that stop.

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

The cool thing about living in the city is that my kid can hang out at the beach with his friends after school. The not so cool thing about living in the city is that the beach is now all over my bathroom floor.

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Driving my kid crazy this morning because I keep being like, “Hey, I have to tell you something,” and then when he walks in I’m all “I’m Saikat Chakrabarti.”

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

My mailbox exists only to collect Saikat Chakrabarti flyers. I don't even bother checking it anymore and will just wait until the primary is over.

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

The ER intro without Benton’s air punch sucks.

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Richard Masoner 🚶 🚲 🚌 🚃 🌲 🏖️ @cyclelicious.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Dear Matt Mahan: Suspending the gas tax is a horrible idea. It's just a big cash gift to the oil industry with little consumer benefit and no public benefit.

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Mutual I'm Sure @mutualimsure.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Embarrassing person posting embarrassing thing that definitely for sure totally happened

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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 12/04/2026

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

My three-year-old was watching the president's address when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why can't I understand what the nice orange man is saying?" And when I told her "Because America elected a narcissistic sociopath in steep cognitive decline," she started crying.

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

What’s the thing you always pick up because you think you might be out of it, only to discover you have multiple already at home. Me? Toothbrushes

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Ed @tatadude.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

And soon comes North Korea and Iran, et al with their own AI attacking everything under the sun. Soon after non state terrorist actors. Seems only aliens may be able to save us from ourselves.

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

There must be so many NextDoor posts tonight. #fireworks #cny

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Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me · 10/02/2026

Would never ask you to verify your age

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I wonder what Dollar-ita guy is up to.

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Let’s pick one of the busiest weeks of the year to do construction on Sacramento street. Super awesome trying to take the 1 when it’s now stuck in the construction, blocking everything behind it. No notes. #Muni

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Bill Melugin of Fox News may be the best-sourced journalist within ICE and CBP. If he's hearing this, the administration has a real problem.

Bill Melugin
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NEW: Since yesterday's deadly shooting in MN, I've talked to more than half a dozen federal sources involved immigration enforcement, including several in senior positions, who all tell me they have grown increasingly uneasy & frustrated w/ some of the claims & narratives DHS pushed in the aftermath of the shooting.

Specifically, I'm told there is extreme frustration with DHS officials going on TV and putting out statements claiming that Alex Pretti was intending to conduct a "massacre" of federal agents or wanted to carry out "maximum damage", even after numerous videos appeared to show those claims were inaccurate. While they say it was a terrible decision to show up with a gun and inject himself into a federal law enforcement operation, there is no indication Pretti was there to murder law enforcement, as videos appear to show he never drew his holstered firearm.

These sources say this messaging from DHS officials has been catastrophic from a PR and morale perspective, as it is eroding trust and credibility - comparing it to when Democrats falsely claimed the border was closed or that Haitians were being whipped at the border.

Some of these sources have described DHS’ response to the shooting as “a case study on how not to do crisis PR”, one said they are so “fed up” that they wish they could retire, another said “DHS is making the situation worse”, and another added that “DHS is wrong” and “we are losing this war, we are losing the base and the narrative."

These sources all believe this is going to end up being what they call a “bad shoot”, a “shitty” situation that happened in seconds where agents likely heard “gun!”, then the disarmed firearm may have had an accidental discharge that spooked the agents, and they shot. The agents do not have the luxury of multiple slow motion angles - and had to make split second decisions.

All of the sources support the mass deportation agenda, but have serious hesitations about the way it is …

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I love that the cookie dough people just threw their hands up and said, “Fine. We’ll change up the recipe. Just eat it raw. We don’t care anymore.”

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I wish Muni could just plow through the cars that are blocking the box.

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addie @abjornsen.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Look. I don't need an AI-powered litter box.

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