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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Alright y'all, time to die to myself for a bit, inshallah ✌️
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Wish I had seen them in their prime - 2017 was great but watching their old shows is mind melting.
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I've important lore for my fellow spiritual nerds: Patrick Warburton's father was briefly in a monastery where Thomas Merton was his spiritual advisor.
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I've turned to dust
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I assume his house is insulated by them, just stuffed in every nook and cranny
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Greetings from the most embarrassing country on earth
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
It is funny to me that so few people will hang out with them that they have to put Kid Rock of all people in everything they do now
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Which teachings, neighbor of Lazarus?
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Is the made in Germany a bit?
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I hate this so much. I hate all of it with a perfect hatred.
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Greetings from the most embarrassing country on earth
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair pointing at something
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair pointing at something
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Katie, Mistress of Education @limoniana.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Today is the first day of Ramadan, the first day of Adar, Lunar New Year and Mardi Gras. This means that for one reason or another, the majority of humans on the planet have a reason to eat fried food, and that is beautiful.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Sounds like we should make this the most-watched Colbert interview of the year. The bad guys sure would hate that, but they keep forgetting about the #StreisandEffect, don’t they? Also, @jamestalarico.bsky.social is one of the most impressive candidates I’ve seen in the United States in a while.
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Perfect distillation of the cancer consuming our country
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Rip Robert Duval - "The Apostle" is one of the greatest religious movies ever made. For years I'd quote "I always called you Jesus, you always called me Sonny" when prayers got angry.
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Steve Held @peoplesfabric.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.
wtoc.com
Savannah teacher killed in crash by man fleeing from ICE
According to the Chatham County Police Department, Monday morning’s fatal crash was the result of a chase between Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and a suspect.
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I mean she definitely shouldn't have done that but she took responsibility and she was a pretty amazing online presence.
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Tool and Spice Girls are the two dream Sphere shows.
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I am sure she is - anyone grounded enough to step away from online fame has got to be well adjusted.
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Take all my money, my plasma, and I don't know whatever you want
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I hope Jenna Marbles is doing well
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
What do you mean officer, I did not refer to ice as a demonic horde that needs to be culled and thrown into the fires of hell with a gif of Elmo throwing up his hands in front of the enflamed void.
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Pray for your boy and the discord homies
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
peter, james, john, and the rest of the fellas
an old comic panel featuring a man in a blue suit and a brown hat saying “that man is acting strangely! i’ll follow him!”
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Confessions, Augustine of Hippo, circa 400.
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
had a very respectful chat about theology tonight
the holy trinity
The Felt is not The Hand is not The Henson Spirit. But together...they are Muppet.
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Obsessed tbh
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Space Mutiny Was quoted by my friends for years and has never once failed to leave me in tears.
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Sure but the insatiable maw of my ego wants more have you considered that
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
”you’re all nepo babies” - god
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Rob @thedreadfulpoint.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Top: Scrooge, from below, shouting down from his window "You there, boy! What day is it?"

Bottom: Jason Voorhees, from above, looking up.
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
A medieval illustration of a hedgehog with grapes skewered on its spines
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Chris DeVille @chrisdeville.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Did my best to explain why Pinegrove meant so much to me back then and everything that happened to complicate those feelings
stereogum.com
Pinegrove's 'Cardinal' Turns 10
Pinegrove felt like the future — like my future, like our future. It wasn’t on the scale of the current Geese-mania, but a decade ago, a palpable excitement was building behind the Montclair, NJ group...
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 13/02/2026
Well holy fucking shit. Ring cancelled their partnership with Flock. Keep pressure on them to stop volunteering their feeds to state, local, and federal agencies, though, because that part's still going.
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
A perfect mascot for these chodes
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a group of spongebob characters are standing around a table with the caption oh brother this guy stinks
ALT: a group of spongebob characters are standing around a table with the caption oh brother this guy stinks
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Every book in the classics of western spirituality. Also, and it's not a bit, infinite jest.
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Ok then diva
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I'm so sorry for your loss, and for this horrendous system that can make it so much worse.
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Harold (Bud Cort) passed today too?!
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
So, there's a lot that points to how generally fucked up our culture is right now but uhhh wow
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
A book with every bit of heart that someone as special as John Prine deserves. I sure hope I get to enjoy a Handsome Johnny with John someday in heaven.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Actually, this looks like shit and I don't want to be stuck in a cultural rut where we reuse the same celebrities over and over again until our brains are mush and the machines have destroyed the environment bc we won't stop pressing the goddamn dopamine button.
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
May we all watch "Don't Trust the B in Apt 23" in his honor.
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