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@abarthloser.bsky.social
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She/her A collection of mnemonic devices masquerading as a person Cats, cars, cricket, baseball, NY sports, crochet, general geekery, and ADD nonsense achandcrafts.etsy.com

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I personally care about unfairness in sports. I want you to experience hopelessness every time your team plays mine.
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Really enjoyed the new manga-accurate Ghost in the Shell. They should do Appleseed next GIVE ME FULLY MUSCLED DEUNAN KNUTE, YOU COWARDS
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Really enjoyed the new manga-accurate Ghost in the Shell. They should do Appleseed next GIVE ME FULLY MUSCLED DEUNAN KNUTE, YOU COWARDS
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
if you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says fifteen miles to the
a faded wooden shed that reads PORK SHACK
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was in college on 9/11 and in a lot of ways my biggest takeaway from what followed was watching it become impossible to say anything critical about the US military. a level of “support our troops without question” brainrot poisoned all public discourse to a far greater extent than I recall before
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reacquainting myself with pen and ink by making some good old fashioned nightmare fuel
Something resembling a cat's face drawn in pen and ink. It is not good and it is pretty creepy
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reacquainting myself with pen and ink by making some good old fashioned nightmare fuel
Something resembling a cat's face drawn in pen and ink. It is not good and it is pretty creepy
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The follow up is this full sharpie piece. The subject shall remain nameless, but I'm legitimately unsure if this was supposed to be one of his LARP characters, or just an honest opinion on my part lol
A sharpie drawing of a young man with long, limp black hair, shadows around his eyes, and a gray pallor suggested by the color his face is outlined with. It's dated 2008
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Digging through my supplies means it's time for an old art purge. One that gets to survive (digitally, anyway) is this micron and sharpie number of one of @faerienuff.bsky.social changeling characters. It's not terrible.
A drawing of a faerie with thin green wings wearing a black dress with black and green striped sleeves and tights. Some kind of weird bird thing is perchedon her shoulder. It's dated 2005
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Digging through my supplies means it's time for an old art purge. One that gets to survive (digitally, anyway) is this micron and sharpie number of one of @faerienuff.bsky.social changeling characters. It's not terrible.
A drawing of a faerie with thin green wings wearing a black dress with black and green striped sleeves and tights. Some kind of weird bird thing is perchedon her shoulder. It's dated 2005
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A Burger King sign, where the letterbox at the bottom has been slightly altered to read, "MMM SO TASTY TRY THE NEW LOADED JALAPEÑO WHORE PP"
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A Burger King sign, where the letterbox at the bottom has been slightly altered to read, "MMM SO TASTY TRY THE NEW LOADED JALAPEÑO WHORE PP"
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Late to the party I know, but I've never felt so mournful over the passing of an opening as I do now that I've started Dan Da Dan season 2
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Late to the party I know, but I've never felt so mournful over the passing of an opening as I do now that I've started Dan Da Dan season 2
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Lia @liadanmakes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I know it's been said before, but if you're struggling with the *everything*, consider making something. It won't make the everything go away, but you'll feel good about what you made, and that one thing will be far more good than the evil fuckwits have ever produced in their lives.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"If we want people to stop using AI, we need to help them come up with alternatives for what they use it for." THINKING. WITH YOUR BRAIN. THAT'S THE ALTERNATIVE.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Can you OD on ketamine and if so what’s the holdup
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The actual greatest compromise in a relationship is not religion or politics or diet, it is when a morning/evening person gets with one of the other kind.
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Having Pitbull as one of my emotional distress indicators is such a weird and funny way to process grief
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A friend just shared this Pitbull / Dolly Parton collab, and since it's the day after Yeeterus and I spent the night in a hospital bed getting woken up every few hours, I'm all weepy and choked up about it. Anyway, here it is youtu.be/qXkduZqX8Fc?...
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Pitbull ft Dolly Parton - Powerful Women
YouTube video by For S&G's
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A friend just shared this Pitbull / Dolly Parton collab, and since it's the day after Yeeterus and I spent the night in a hospital bed getting woken up every few hours, I'm all weepy and choked up about it. Anyway, here it is youtu.be/qXkduZqX8Fc?...
youtu.be
Pitbull ft Dolly Parton - Powerful Women
YouTube video by For S&G's
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Shopping Bag of Future Despair
A grocery bag filled with Gatorade, Propel, seltzer, and an ominously large bottle of laxative
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Spending $30 on sports drinks and laxatives has really driven home how miserable tomorrow's surgery prep is gonna be 🫠
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Spending $30 on sports drinks and laxatives has really driven home how miserable tomorrow's surgery prep is gonna be 🫠
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
eat the rich there is no other food available
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I love that somebody at the TSA had to write this. "A TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster at the checkpoint," is one of the funniest sentences I've ever read
From the TSA's "What can I bring?" page:

"Live Lobster - a live lobster is allowed through security and must be transported in a clear, plastic, spill proof container. A TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster at the checkpoint. We recommend that you contact your airline to determine your airline's policy on traveling with your lobster before arriving at the airport"

In the Carry On Bag column it says "Check with Airline", and the Checked Bag column has a green check mark and just says "yes".
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I love that somebody at the TSA had to write this. "A TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster at the checkpoint," is one of the funniest sentences I've ever read
From the TSA's "What can I bring?" page:

"Live Lobster - a live lobster is allowed through security and must be transported in a clear, plastic, spill proof container. A TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster at the checkpoint. We recommend that you contact your airline to determine your airline's policy on traveling with your lobster before arriving at the airport"

In the Carry On Bag column it says "Check with Airline", and the Checked Bag column has a green check mark and just says "yes".
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Also, I love Dwayne Bravo pacing the sidelines like it's a soccer match lol #cricket #MLCFinal
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Also, I love Dwayne Bravo pacing the sidelines like it's a soccer match lol #cricket #MLCFinal
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
11,000 fans turn up for the MLC final, a new MLC record! I can't wait to see how PDP twists it into a negative somehow Anyway, now that MINY's out, korbo lorbo jeetbo, I guess #cricket #MLC2026 #MLCFinal
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
11,000 fans turn up for the MLC final, a new MLC record! I can't wait to see how PDP twists it into a negative somehow Anyway, now that MINY's out, korbo lorbo jeetbo, I guess #cricket #MLC2026 #MLCFinal
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Spotted in the free section of the craft supply thrift store lol
An old "Dole for President" sign clipped to a shelf
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Spotted in the free section of the craft supply thrift store lol
An old "Dole for President" sign clipped to a shelf
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Would have been nice if the east coast teams played the first match of the double header instead of the second #cricket #MLC2026 #MINYvWF
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Would have been nice if the east coast teams played the first match of the double header instead of the second #cricket #MLC2026 #MINYvWF
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
NICHOLAS FUCKING POORAN #MLC2026 #cricket #MINYvWF
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
NICHOLAS FUCKING POORAN #MLC2026 #cricket #MINYvWF
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026
Speak ill of the dead.
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
At home: cheese and spicy brown mustard Eating out: chili and cheese or Chicago style
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
At home: cheese and spicy brown mustard Eating out: chili and cheese or Chicago style
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So, Stop & Shop, is this like a weird attempt to get white people on board with chicken feet?
A package of Stop & Shop brand chicken feet but it's labeled as "chicken paws" for some reason
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So, Stop & Shop, is this like a weird attempt to get white people on board with chicken feet?
A package of Stop & Shop brand chicken feet but it's labeled as "chicken paws" for some reason
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lol, the only world cup match I intentionally tune into is the one where USMNT gets trounced. Sorry y'all, I'm bad luck
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lol, the only world cup match I intentionally tune into is the one where USMNT gets trounced. Sorry y'all, I'm bad luck
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 07/07/2026
Buck up, US fans. The women’s World Cup is less than a year away.
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
First night walk of the year. It was so hot and humid I was seriously considering a night swim, despite a fear of dark water. People were hanging out in their chairs by the water until after 1am
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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
First night walk of the year. It was so hot and humid I was seriously considering a night swim, despite a fear of dark water. People were hanging out in their chairs by the water until after 1am
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